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I am just trying to bury another thread I wish would die.

Phil, that and a Fark thread about a guy buggering a dog violating the sanctity of bestiality are tied for the funnies things I have seen so far this year.

"I can see she fancies a well-set-up lad, and I can sleep when I'm dead."

-S.M.Stirling, THE PROTECTOR'S WAR, p. 223.

Algernon Charles Swinburne

Dead love, by treason slain, lies stark,
White as a dead stark-stricken dove:
None that pass by him pause to mark
Dead love.

His heart, that strained and yearned and strove
As toward the sundawn strives the lark,
Is cold as all the old joy thereof.

Dead men, re-arisen from dust, may hark
When rings the trumpet blown above:
It will not raise from out the dark
Dead love.

"oh you blocks, you stones, you worse than senseless things..."

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Originally Posted by ring (Post 2437944)

I detect a pulse.

I feel happy!!
I think I'll take a walk.

"Don't move."
"But I want to move."
"Don't move."

-Out of Africa.

those freakin' clams from the pnw...

I'm not going to play into this ploy and keep this thread alive...I'm just not.

that could have been orgasmic...

satan oscillate my metallic sonatas

*try it backwards*

all hail the palindrome...

Quote:

Originally Posted by ring (Post 2437944)

I detect a pulse.

The worms are noisy.

I was hoping to hell I did not have to do this, but this thread is over now.

RIP

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Originally Posted by ring (Post 2641019)

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...untitled-6.jpg

hoping to hell is a dreadful thing to do

My Shaman friend from Michoacán, is back in town for a spell.

Just in time for Dia de los Muertos.

This thread has turned into a more subtle version of "the last one to post WINS!!" I hate that fuckin' inanity!

hate being such a strong word...

Heck, he spelled inanity correctly.
We'll let him live.

but can he spell "professor?"

*wants to post pic of dead animals in his backyard*

*at the hands....eerrr....paws,(oh hell i guess teeth is more appropriate)........of his dogs of course*