mass destruction
 

if you could blow up any country, which would it be?
and how would you go about doing this?

My lungs are in pretty good shape at the moment and I will wait for further instructions in the nonsense board.

I am willing to start with a small one just to see how it turns out.

Why the hell would I want to blow up a country?

Buwahahahahhahahaha......*deep breath*....hahahahhaha

:lol:

Thank you. *wipes tears from eyes* I needed that.

is this going to be another useless, offensive ´Lets Go Bomb France´ thread?

blowing up a country?
wheres your inspiration coming from?

probably Transylvania because I am afraid of vampires. Loading a nuke with an extra garlic & holy water-warhead would probably do the trick.

Jamacia because they would never see it coming.

i might consider blowing up one of those inflatable globe decorated pool balls.

but probably not. even that seems dumb.

I've never been a fan on the polar ice cap; is that a country? I guess I would create some sort of bomb that would send streams of cherry, blueberry, and lemon flavor syrup all over it creating the biggest rainbow slushie in the world

What the hell kind of post is this? I wouldn't blow up any country!

I'd blow up Bones country.

yeah, but dude, you´re going to get lock jaw...

Willie Nelson, I'd load all the CD's I could find in the microwave and just press the button.

im going to have to go with france...im sure they would bomb themselves because they know they suck

Stop talking about France, damn it, it only shows how ignorant you are. What country would I blow up? I say we blow up Atlantis. All we gotta do is find it first, though. I say we wage war against those water-breathing, super-advanced infidels!

:thumbsup:

You're right. Let's just do what we used to do... <b>ignore them</b>. That pisses them off the most anyway.


Does it have to be a country? Why not a geographical region?

The entire Middle East comes to mind...

France. France. France. Canada. France. France.

Oh come on now, while I admit blowing up parts of France would be fun, but lets face that is soooo 1940's and the Germans have already done it...twice. Let's be original here folks. The thread is 'blow up a country', not region, province or state. So in the spirit on TFP Nonsense, I say we blow up The Federated States of Micronesia.

http://www.odci.gov/cia/publications...k/geos/fm.html

Pick your own country to arbitrarily destroy here as well...

http://www.odci.gov/cia/publications/factbook/

I waiting for Bush to reply, after all it's been a few months since the last country :D

I'm taking out Antarticia.

#@!&^%@ penguins.

I'd blow up the Sea of Tranquility on the Moon. Its neither a sea, not is it very tranquil. Its a freakin' wasteland! It might give off a good-lookin' glow.

The Vatican....'nuff said.

Mexico. We need a bigger passage than the Panama Canal. That way you could book a Carnival Vomit Cruise from San Francisco to Miami.

Dude, Micronesia is cool. They've even got their own soccer team, and all.

Alright. How about Cuba? They're becoming pretty boring, and cigars are not hip anymore.