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What's your pornstar name?
This is an old one, but a fun one. Take your first pet's name, followed by your Mother's maiden name. Mine is 'Fatty Gray'.
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haha...
mine is Kent Danger. and i love it! |
Sparky Cox
I'm Serious |
Skittles Hill
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No, but that did occur to me. Hey here's another game: What's your date of birth and your zip code?;) |
Sam Strait... It's a pretty cool name
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Kesha Oriel
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Korey Allen
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Monster Smith
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hmm... we have a bearded Dragon.. That would make me
Guido Kelnhofer We've had to birds..... So there could also be Pepi ( Pep-E) & Rhino (Ree-No) Pepi Kelnhofer Rhino Kelnhofer I think the first is the coolest ;) |
Homer Hewitt. I love it.
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Buck Naked... not really, actually its Lexi Simpson.
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Vulcan Widmer. Not a great pornstar name, if you ask me.
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Sucia Kiser. Interesting to say the least.
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Oscar Van Neuland. Yeah, apparently I'm making VERY low budget basement pr0n..............in Holland nonetheless ;)
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Freckles Salem
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CoCo Burkhammer
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You can't trick me. ;) |
Brunhilde Svobodová
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Never had a pet.
Call me Sanchez. |
Baby Ginn
Thats not bad actually, lose an 'n' and get Baby Gin |
Coach Reed
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Jimmy G
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Fish Drake.
I had a fish whose name was fish. Sad really... |
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Laverne Tucker
Sorry, Porsche Bunny is a MUCH better pr0n name than that. |
Mine is Mitzy Nutt. Boy that one sucks who'd blow a guy named Mitzy Nutt?
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i have many pets
Cleo Clemens Blacky "" Artemis "" Raven "" Sniffles"" i personally like the sounds of cleo or raven |
rocky hooke. I like it
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Blackie.......... no, that's just wrong, I'm not gonna post that. LOL
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I gotta great one if I was a chick.
Candy Harthcock. Who would star with a guy named Candy Harthcock? That is why I was never destined for porn. |
Pussy harrington
I might change my name after seeing that. It's much cooler than my real name. |
Boots Updike....definitely a good lez/foot fetish name.
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Apache Kerrison
Sounds more like a lost American Indian than a porn star... Mom, why couldn't I have a cool porn name? (1 more answer to why I won't take care of her when she's old ;) ) |
Barley Meredith
:| Cowgirl fetish anyone? |
Luke Bruce...hmm...I think that would work...
IF I was a man! |
Priscilla Steenbock
hmmm, the Priscilla part works :) |
That's hysterical. Believe it or not, mine actually <i>is</i> Holly Wood!
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beckey miller thats a very bad name god it sucks
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Sassy Merker - Why do I have to have a girl dog???
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alexander peppertree
just found out the rules long live polish girls |
Sasha Lang. Boo! That's no fun at all. ::sigh::
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but i... don't have a pet?
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Mac Danielson (it's either very macho, or I'll be a gay pornstar) :p
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Snoopy Dunn
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Pete Bailey
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What's your porn stagename?
I heard this bit on the radio a few months ago. The idea is to create a porn stagename for yourself by combining the name of your first pet with the name of the first street you lived.
Mine would be FANG FONTAINE. |
i like warrrreagl's way alot better...
that makes me Fred Fraser... hells yeah that's sexy. |
Roddy Pipe-her....get it? Pipe Her....theres a race car driver named Dick Trickle.....now that's a good porno name.
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Ok Warrrreagl...here goes........
Peanut Southwest 3rd......pretty catchy I must say Or maybe Polly Pin Oak....little better how bout....Tiny Arlington? |
Barney Roberts?
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Pogo Higgins
Oh, yeah. That just reeks of sex. |
George Whiteoak. Sounds more like an Indian chief, or something.
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Pepper Beeston
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going with that formula i am Fred Rayner
going with the old street middle name thing (dont remember the order) i am Satsop Pavey and i made my own (once i find a place to work im getting into porn) Roderick Johnson... get it? ROD JOHNSON har har har |
Frisky Rowell, that could work for a gay porn star.
or going with the street name, Frisky Mountain View Drive ( i don't think so ) |
Butch Perks. Yeah, I'm brewin now, baby! LOL! ;-)
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garfield randal --- not too special :(
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Maggie Cline? Im a guy wtf..
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Sooty Boyle
:D |
Patch Lovegrove.
It has possibilities. |
Rambo Chasen
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hmmm Thumper Greenwood
I guess the thumper part works ok for a porn name! |
Midnight Alcantar...
weird.. :( |
hah. mine's "Shadow Salsbury"... weird.
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Beaker Stoez
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Streaker Feitz
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Razz Butler
We used to have it so your fisrt name is the name of your first pet, but your second name was the first street you lived on... they tend to get a bit weirder |
Tilly LeGresley
*crappiest porn name ever* |
Ehm... "Skutt Pulkkinen"...
Try to get a contract with that name. |
Using warrreagl's suggestion it would be "Skutt Soro", which does sound heaps better. But still not good.
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Goldie Fox, I guess I will have to do Gay Porn with a name like that.
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The " Lancaster Long Licker"
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mine would be Calvert Hot Dog
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Einstein Francisco....
Umm. I don't think so. It would have ot be a freaky movie with a star with a name like that |
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Tiger Jacobs
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Felcher Wankensteen
ok, not really, but thats a funny porn name, much better than my real one: Aladdin Westphal (or Aladdin Sumner). |
Boomer Kehoe
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Spark Smith.... lol
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I thought up a pornstar name for a girl. Hopefully, it's unique. (tell me if it isn't) :D
Allison Wonderlin |
Krap. I get Tweety Edmunds. WHY GOD!?!?! WHY?!?!?
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Pooky Garcia
That's fuckin' pimp !! |
Junior Layne...
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Hmmm...mine would be Kiki Tucker
i had a cat named Kiki because when we called for it mom would say "here kitty kitty" but to me it sounded like "here kiki" so i named him kiki. |
pixie miller
ouch that one sucks well i hope i don't have to use it :( |
Why couldn't my mother have a better maiden name?! I've got:
Nitch Pearson Sheeps " Luigi " Molly " Lucy " Tom " Gingin " I guess I'm just not meant to be in porn. |
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