ARRR!!!
 

Talk like a pirate day!
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/howto.html

Aye, ye scurvey dog, know ye th' Skull & Skuppers? I be needin' t' swill a pint or two o' grog, and then be needin' t' bump bellies wit Nasty Nell!!

Avast!

Ahoy, me hearties!

Drink up your grog! Or do ye not want to be a Pirate!

"Weigh anchor or I'll give you a taste of the cap'n's daughter!"

I don't know about you guys, but I think that's one hell of a punishment! ::LIIIIICK::

Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day
(We came up with these in an effort to interest The Other Dave (Letterman) in TLAPD. His staff liked 'em, but alas, his show is "dark" the week of Sept. 19.)

10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

8. Come on up and see me urchins.

7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?

4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.

2. Well blow me down?

And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …

1. Prepare to be boarded.


And for the ladies...

1. Mind If I climb your rigging?
2. Nice Mast.
3. Care to dock into Port?
4. Could you untangle my rigging?
5. Come swab my deck.

if a girl ever says any of those to me, i´ll have accomplished all i´ve lived for.
they´re hilarious!!

This is everyday for me. Posers.

Where's me booty? ARGGGG!

ARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!

Asta!!

You're insane.

BUMP!!

My boss is getting ready for this early. He saw it on his calendar for next week and he's walking around telling everyone about it. Too bad the 19th falls on a Sunday.

Hey, did you guys hear about the new pirate movie?











It's rated ARRRRR!!!

:hmm:

:lol:

For those too lazy, there's a translator to talk like a pirate.