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It's like wiping your ass with silk.
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every reply, or a majority of them, should have a sentence structured like the one in the topic It's like [everyday mundane task] with [ridiculously fancy or special object] example: It's like lighting a cigarette with a flamethrower. CARRY ON! |
its like calling a friend with a megaphone
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I think this should be in Tilted nonsense....
It's like putting pr0n in tilted computers...:D |
It's like fucking a pig with the Hope Diamond.
It's like lining the catbox with the Mona Lisa. It's like voting for president with a Florida ballot. |
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It's like waxing the pick-up truck with Almas Beluga caviar.
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Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway
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like rinsing the cat with Cristal
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Now I think you're unclear on the concept here. Unless... you throw hotdogs casually, on a daily basis, and happen to have access to some special or fancy hallways. Heh. Could be, could be. Having said that, I am particularly fond of your quote. I believe Ted Danson said it at some gala/function/award ceremony/fundraiser in reference to his and Whoopi Goldberg's sex life, back when they were a thing. Pretty much the only thing he's ever said that really made me laugh. Okay, now I'll shut up. No, wait. It's like picking your teeth with Queen Elizabeth's nip. |
Like eating ice cream with a fork.
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It's like reading Plato to a toddler
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it's like ....shavin' your face with a chainsaw... |
It's like catching a mouse with a bear trap.
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it's like trimming a bonsai with a chain saw.
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it's like shooting smack with a turkey baster.
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It's like going to the 7-11 in the Space Shuttle.
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it's like getting out of work because of a suicide bus bombing!
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its like getting caught jacking off in the lobby of the police station :|
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Its like needing glasses as strong as the Hubble telescope.
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It's like playing Quake III with a 486.
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It's like playing tic tac toe on a mainframe.
It's like towing a golf cart with a locomotive. It's like playing golf with a railgun. It's like making toast with a nuclear reactor. It's like sex with all the Rockettes at once. |
It's like swatting a fly with a shovel.
It's like tilling your garden with a tank. |
It's like having dinner with Ally McBeal.
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it's like double fisting your mom....
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Its like balancing you checkbook with the nasa computer system. (BTW, gallupingwanker....your fucking sick...but i live it) |
It's like doing the dishes with a firehose.
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It's like riding to work on a unicycle
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its like bobbing for apples in an outhouse!
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Its like typing on you laptop with a jack hammer????
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it's like leaving for work at 10:50 a.m.
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Its like unclogging your toilet with an oil derrick.
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It's like suck starting a 747. (I used to know a girl that could suck start a Harley).
It's like kick starting an aircraft carrier. |
It's like riding a bicycle through a car wash
it's like feeding the pigeons with a shotgun |
It's like washing a dog in Clorox then writing on him with magic markers .
Wait , errrr ... we did that . nevermind |
It's like finding your carkeys with a GPS tracker.
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it's like making love listening to country music
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It's like shaving your face with the Death Star.
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like fingering your sister with your brother's hand
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like threading a needle with a hammer
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