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I am a thread killer
with my boring non confrontational style i am a master at killing threads.
usually it only takes one or two posts from me to kill a thread. i truly suck at continuing dialogue. |
Keep up the good work
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Why don't you try asking a question in some of your posts???
This is what will create conversation cause you are asking for an answer and most people on here are friendly enough not to just ignore you ;) That is unless you are happy to be a thread killer? More power to you if that's the case :D |
Hmmmm. This thread seems quite alive to me .
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Nah, he's right, it's dead.
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You may kill threads, but I'm Master of adding Filler posts that add nothing, and are completely ignored. I own at that there thing
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Kill the post! Kill the post!
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Heh HA.
I thought I was the one.... |
Come to think of it, if you're such a thread killer, then for the good of all humanity, post Here
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i know it's not going to kill it, but i just posted there pr0f3n
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do not be afraid of the dreaded thread killer...
he walks among us... http://www.ihra.com/photos/president...20car_fri2.jpg sometimes he looks nice in blue... http://www.geocities.com/annies_fantasy_art/grim.jpg sometimes he looks great in a daring red number... http://www.magicwicca.com/images/8030.jpg sometimes he steals Bones´s bike... http://www.duncansales.com/images/grim%20reaper.jpg if you start to take him seriously, just remember hes just a flashing old nonsense pimp himself... http://www.stampaffair.com/images/care_bears.jpg seriously, i bet i´ve killed more threads than you dtherialt. relax, you´re in good company. you watch, i bet this kills this thread... **edit** sorry, that last pic had a kid in it, so i´ve substituted it for a Care Bears pic... hope you like... |
damn, maybe it takes two posts this time.
die |
I once concidered myself the king of thread killers. Hell i can clear a chat board in a minute.
But i found something out. I't doesn't matter what you say what car you drive how much you make if yer dick curves right of left. none of that is what is killing threads. the key.... deoderant. |
If all my posts were still up from the last few years you would see that I am the King killer of threads, I can't even count the number of threads I've seen drop to the second page with my name at the end......
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how 'bout that.
(trying my hand at thread-killing) |
the mighty gibbon arrives expressly to save you all from the thread killing doom!
<img src="http://www.xmission.com/~hoglezoo/images/gibbon.jpg"> |
goodbye, fair thread...
http://www.mailbox.co.uk/nathan/atho...twhistling.jpg http://www.mailbox.co.uk/nathan/atho...s/3onbeach.jpg you´ll be missed... sorry bernadette, couldn´t just let this one die without my name at the end... |
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it should be over, now. |
I just picked my nose.
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What's this a "Dead Threads" convention? :D
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wow i never thought i was in such elite company. maybe we should start a club.
We could be the Fates (bad image of the Fates cutting threads) wait a second a club is the last thing a thread killer needs he is a ronin. a one man (or woman i guess) killing machine. crafting a final statement to which there is no rebutal possible. or finding a new way to bore others to silence. all hail those whose thread reply withered to page two with their name firmly stamped besides. |
<center>http://www.cnn.com/interactive/trave....champagne.jpg
CHEERS its party time in dread thread land</center> |
<img src="http://www.alan.robertson.ukgateway.net/images/Graveyard.jpg">
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won´t this DAMNED thread just DIE!!!
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Isn't it ironic? The dead thread won't die.
It's sorta like rain on your wedding day. I mean, who woulda thought it figured? |
<img src="http://www.angolamuseum.org/images/chair-2001.jpg">
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thats right bernadette.
its time for that last mile walk down the death row corridor for this evil thread. its crimes against the forum are at an end. lets start the chant...´DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE....etc´ http://www.angelfire.com/wi/ethimlil...guillotine.jpg there will parties in the streets when this villain is killed... http://studentweb.tulane.edu/~avion/...urbon%20st.jpg |
today....my fellow TFPers....we are brought here to pay respects to a dear,dear thread.
he was a good thread to all of us.....we laughed,cried and some of us even shot milk out our noses and onto our keyboards. he will be remembered as the .......... dead thread............ (a moment of silence please) |
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despite the noble attemtps of marcopolo and others to resurrect and prolong its life, today children of TFP, we must bid farewell to our beloved nonsense thread and send it on to that place where all worn out yet fine threads go to rest in peace.
<img src="http://www.bradr.com/bevtribute/CarryingCasket-Lrg.jpg"> IN REMEMBRANCE: http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...threadid=23831 AUGUST 24, 2003 - SEPTEMBER 1, 2003 |
sadly I think I will be the last one to post to this thread....
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really?
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really.
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Ahem
The next person to post here Sucks Out Loud So just shut th' fuck up and let me win at.... somethin!!! |
sorry, but since i started it and am quite good at thread killing i must insist that i get one more try.
And now, the end is near; And so I face the final curtain. My friend, I'll say it clear, I'll state my case, of which I'm certain. |
Fuck You Frank/Elvis
:) :) i said :) sorry for my... sweariness... heh heh....aaaahhhhhhshit |
don't any of you have any fucking respect???
can't you just let this thread rest in peace... |
<center>DON´T ANYONE MOVE!!
I think its becoming a ZOMBIE http://www.ackbar.org/images/zombie.jpg RUN!!!!!!</center> |
<center><font size="7">TFP thread #23831 laments...
<img src="http://www.headtraumatreatment.com/images/kill.jpg"></center> |
hey, i think it moved...
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**bump**
hey, whats this doing down here? |
oh jeebus... i've killed it.
<img src="http://www.worcesterdiocese.org/pro-life/mourning.jpg"> |
do not fret bernadette.
i blame this man. http://images.forbes.com/media/faces/komansky_david.jpg whoever he is, he is guilty. |
this is the dude i'm blamin' it on.
damn thread killers http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/avatar....ine=1062921355 |
NO!!
thats libel!! how dare i be accused of slaughtering this thread when all the evidence clearly points to this man. http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/avatar....ine=1059349842 |
<center>well, it took me a while to round up this team, but they are here now to <b>save the noble bundy</b> from the awful fate of being known as a dirty rotten thread killer.
<img src="http://www.visi.com/~phantos/images/conpics_full/cv00h.jpg"> and now this evil thread must die at the hands of these fake yet fearless superheros. DIE THREAD DIE</center> |
Hail Killers!
I will hold this thread's still-beating heart http://matadero-abuelo.iespana.es/ma.../heartbeat.gif before it's glassy eyes as life fades to black. -GH |
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ok... stand back...this is a last resort action...
http://www.hphrgroup.com/pictures/11.jpg Mangina Guy (Kevin) usually kills a thread quick smart. |
http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/avatar....ine=1063516594
see...i told ya' so... BUNDY MANGINA STRIKES AGAIN:D |
No dead thread here
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**looks guilty**
<center> YES!!! GODDAM IT!! IT IS ME!!! FLY MY PRETTIES... FLY...FLY... http://movieweb.com/movie/wizardofoz/co6.jpg http://www.petvets.com/img/pictures/...BaxVogelLg.jpg http://www.persian-cats.com/hallowee...montgomery.jpg my minions already encircle you and your pesky friends Flyman... you´ll never save this thread!! ITS DOOMED </center> |
aaahahahhhahahahaahhahhahhaaa..............................
http://www.designimagegroup.com/doomed.gif |
FOOLS!
you cannot win... http://perso.club-internet.fr/amouch.../palpatine.jpg this thread stands on the brink of certain death... http://freepages.family.rootsweb.com/~rgrosser/jedi.jpg you will know my power, foul thread... http://www.ladymin.de/pics/lego/starwars.jpg my personal guards will ensure your demise... http://www.nasm.si.edu/StarWars/imag...ages/impgr.jpg you, Flyman, and your pesky friends, who seek to save this useless thread... have but the power of soft toys... http://www.drizzle.com/~earlb/costum...s/83jabbup.jpg and lego... http://www.toymania.com/features/sta...s/jedi4fig.jpg you are all weak, and high... http://www.the-head-shop.co.uk/images/yodabongart.jpg and you are all homeless in comparison to my thread killing power... http://www.cockeyed.com/incredible/fish/costume5.jpg say farewell to you beloved thread, for the last time... <center> http://www.vlatitude.com/resources/i...es/fexplo1.gif</center> |
even with your enticements with weed,i am not affected.
http://www.ravensdarkside.com/flies.jpg there are many more where these lovelies came from. literally thousands on the way.... http://entomology.unl.edu/images/blo...owflymags3.jpg and they are everywhere |
"I'm getting better."
"Shut up. You'll be stone dead in a minute." |
this thread is deader than a certain parrot...
http://www.spamworld42.freeserve.co....s/image010.jpg http://alas.matf.bg.ac.yu/~chupcko/i...y_Python_3.jpg http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/460000...71_parrot1.jpg everyone stop pretending. its over. |
22 days old and this thread is still going strong -- guess your not as good of a thread killer as you originally thought!.. ;)
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ok...
what we need to finally kill this thread is to hire known thread assassins to do the job. this weeks featured thread assassin is Mustard Man... known to many internet people as that loveable, yet disgusting fat guy who spilled the mustard everywhere... mustard man enjoys long walks by the ocean and betting on fighting cocks. http://www.bloggerheads.com/can_webl..._mike_hunk.jpg will he be able to best this thead?? |
http://www.chrisabelen.com/final%20f...ins_def_cd.gif
lucky bastards them penguins.... built in tux and all to blow the ladies away.... you ever seen those buggers dance? just lovely........eh |
Alas! The thread has asked not to be resuscitated.
http://www.mywhatever.com/cifwriter/...medicalert.gif So long, dear thread. We barely knew you. :( |
aahhh but , we can rebuild it, we have the technology
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You heartless bastard! Why won't you respect the thread's wishes?
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and we all thought it was dead... didn´t we... how wrong we were.
i found this here little thread wandering out in the desert all alone... |
finally.............this thread has been sent to a better place.
RIP thread............and enjoy the music up there. http://www.calneva.com/posters/atriple1.gif |
wow fly, now thats a great idea.
finally this little thread will live in peace... |
If your a thread killer you should probbably go post in the "last post wins" thread it needs some killin
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Hey, where'd this thread come from? I thought it was dead. It must be a Buddhist.
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oh my lord...
my favourite ever thread!!!! now we get to kill you all over again!!!! /builds a massive pyre... lights match... <center>BURN MOTHERFUCKER, BURN!!</center> <center>http://www.starwars.com/episode-vi/c...sed6_14_bg.jpg</center> |
just for you bundy................
go ahead.....toss 'em on the fire. http://www.houmans.com/Lodging/photo...20pile%20a.JPG |
i completely agree...
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geez flyman,
stop resurrecting this travesty of a thread... |
The horror. The horror.
http://cache.filmz.dk/797_415x204.jpg |
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with this thread that is... |
...bump...
how horrible, i found this thread all the way down in the 4th page... it needs love and affection... |
let's all share a good laugh as this thread now dies.
<img src="http://cford.lucasvalley.net/img/tombstone.jpg"> this is what i do best: kill threads. <small>please, do not post & deny me this one thing in this whole world that i take such personal pride in.</small> THREAD IS NOW PRONOUNCED DEAD |
If bernadette says it's dead, then it must be so.
So long dear thread. (whoops) |
dude, stop denying bernadette the pleasure of complete and utter thread destruction.
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looks still alive to me
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Still goin' strrrrrrrrrrrrrronggggggg!!!
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someday we'll know.
someday we'll know. someday we'll know. |
what this thread needs is a good wake
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