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PORN NAME W/ A TWIST
I'm sure you've all heard it before... middle name(first) and street name(last). use your existing street or one you used to live on in the past...
I AM LAWRENCE BALBOA :D |
milton moss.. I like it! :D
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Alexander Bruno...
This is why I can't get into porn.... |
Peter Griffiths........
man I aint gett fuck all jobs with that name....... haha.... I crack myself up.... Well atleast that one person who does.... |
Keith Falcone..........I still prefer Phil Goode
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Allen Wing
I still prefer "Tripod" :lol: |
Wayne Ridge here...............
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heh heh heh....Thomas Longwood
I WIN!!! |
Michael Louisiana
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Andrew W. Main??
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With my street name, it looks like hetero porn will not be an option for me:
Garrett Inman |
Oldroyd Park View Crescent ??? not impressed
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Leon Acorn
Doesn't quite work. |
Edgar 42nd Ave??? WTF?!?!?
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Elizabeth Amelia
Wow, nobody would want to watch a porn chick with that name :( |
William Jose... hmmmmm
Maybe Billy Jose would work better. Of course, I'm not Hispanic. So Billy Jose the old white dude might not work at all. :D |
Thomas Mt. Claire
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Hank Mason
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Michael Melrose
it could work |
Richard Township...Dick Township....Not to bad
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Patrick 7th Street
Sounds shit to me :D |
Peter Marvin
You'd be Patrick Seven |
Andrew Hyman Drive... they don't spell too well in porn I guess. Or hope. Or whatever.
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Oren Gardens
haha Kinky |
ummm well ive got 2 middle names... and have lived on 2 diff streets... so i have a couple options...
Gilbert Sprucehaven Gilbert Sparkling Springs Dokos Sprucehaven Dokos Sparkling Springs... |
Kensington Gardens (Street name I have no middle..)
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i dont have a middle name either, so i'll make one up.
dick woodberry it'll work well |
Kent Linden
(this, of course, may or may not be true) |
Bruce Winchester
Bruce Woodduck Bruce Lighthouse Bruce Brock |
Michael Thomas
horrible porn name |
John Keldon
... meh, doesn't sound exciting. |
Axel Kimberly
or... Axel Calle Bonita |
Sheng Way...?? :P
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I'm not a pornstar but I play one on tv. I am Bob Chester.
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Caroline Fairview
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Alan Stock
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Lee Mountford
or Lee Wagoners |
Michael Choptank.. still prefer Ramrod Von Hugeinstein
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owen fabs
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Stephen Pleasant, hell yeah.......
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ok, two middle names, and two streets...
Therese Alma Therese Laurent Carmel Alma Carmel Laurent I like Carmel Alma (alma in spanish, means soul.) crap, i just realized, i have a new street.. Grove... Therese Grove Carmel Grove |
Walton Mansway
or Walton Waters |
Well, I would be Charles 68th Street if I used my current street name... but that's no fun at all
But if you use my old street, it would be: Charles Buttercup I don't konw about you, but I think that's a HOT pornstar name |
Genise Alvarado......huh, I don't think so. It'd be better than Genise Duncan or Genise Elm, though.
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Anthony 5th Ave
Anthony Broadway Anthony 82nd [No middlename] |
Richard Harlow? Gay porn star?
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Joel Mont Blanc
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John Rambler
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jo southport
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Jimmy Long
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Christopher Skiles
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Martin 99th
or Martin McMillan |
Alexander Arapaho
would look better as Alexander Iwrapaho, but, meh |
Dylan Hillside
or Dylan Daintree Sorry, not happening. |
Martin Lugo
Doesn't sound very porno to me :( |
Robert Crowsnest
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Ty Romeo....me likey!!
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Crap, no middle name. And I live on Lien Cheng Rd.
Lien Cheng. I lose. |
Martin Argyle.
And a "heey!," to the other Martin middle namers. |
Raymond Turners
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andy beaver
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Noelle Kennicott, not too bad :)
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Anyhoo.... Robert Rosewood - I guess it's ok...nice alliteration :p |
David Beachwood
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Andrew Greenwood, or with first pet name, Smokey Greenwood
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Matthew Empress :o :(
I liked my old one better: Matthew Augustine. |
Slade Pinecrest...
lol |
brooks longmeadow
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bwahjahahahah! I OWNORZ YOU ALL!!!
MICHAEL JACKSON!!!!!!!!!!! |
matthew miller
thats just not a good porn name is it |
with your formula, I'm Patrick Paris. that's the formula I've heard to give your 'soap opera' name, using the street you were born on though.
For porn name, I've heard you take the name of your first pet, and the street you live on. Mine is Barkley Sunview. GIrlfriend's is Ziggy Humphrey ;) |
Well, using the streets I've lived on:
Scott North Scott Emma Scott Hwy 45 Scott Kantz Scott Baylor Scott North it is. |
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