PORN NAME W/ A TWIST
 

I'm sure you've all heard it before... middle name(first) and street name(last). use your existing street or one you used to live on in the past...

I AM LAWRENCE BALBOA :D

milton moss.. I like it! :D

Alexander Bruno...

This is why I can't get into porn....

Peter Griffiths........

man I aint gett fuck all jobs with that name....... haha.... I crack myself up....

Well atleast that one person who does....

Keith Falcone..........I still prefer Phil Goode

Allen Wing






I still prefer "Tripod" :lol:

Wayne Ridge here...............

heh heh heh....Thomas Longwood

I WIN!!!

Michael Louisiana

Andrew W. Main??

With my street name, it looks like hetero porn will not be an option for me:


Garrett Inman

Oldroyd Park View Crescent ??? not impressed

Leon Acorn

Doesn't quite work.

Edgar 42nd Ave??? WTF?!?!?

Elizabeth Amelia

Wow, nobody would want to watch a porn chick with that name :(

William Jose... hmmmmm

Maybe Billy Jose would work better. Of course, I'm not Hispanic. So Billy Jose the old white dude might not work at all. :D

Thomas Mt. Claire

Hank Mason

Michael Melrose
it could work

Richard Township...Dick Township....Not to bad

Patrick 7th Street

Sounds shit to me :D

Peter Marvin

You'd be Patrick Seven

Andrew Hyman Drive... they don't spell too well in porn I guess. Or hope. Or whatever.

Oren Gardens

haha Kinky

ummm well ive got 2 middle names... and have lived on 2 diff streets... so i have a couple options...

Gilbert Sprucehaven
Gilbert Sparkling Springs
Dokos Sprucehaven
Dokos Sparkling Springs...

Kensington Gardens (Street name I have no middle..)

i dont have a middle name either, so i'll make one up.


dick woodberry

it'll work well

Kent Linden
(this, of course, may or may not be true)

Bruce Winchester
Bruce Woodduck
Bruce Lighthouse
Bruce Brock

Michael Thomas
horrible porn name

John Keldon
... meh, doesn't sound exciting.

Axel Kimberly

or...

Axel Calle Bonita

Sheng Way...?? :P

I'm not a pornstar but I play one on tv. I am Bob Chester.

Caroline Fairview

Alan Stock

Lee Mountford
or
Lee Wagoners

Michael Choptank.. still prefer Ramrod Von Hugeinstein

owen fabs

Stephen Pleasant, hell yeah.......

ok, two middle names, and two streets...

Therese Alma
Therese Laurent
Carmel Alma
Carmel Laurent


I like Carmel Alma (alma in spanish, means soul.)

crap, i just realized, i have a new street.. Grove...

Therese Grove
Carmel Grove

Walton Mansway
or
Walton Waters

Well, I would be Charles 68th Street if I used my current street name... but that's no fun at all

But if you use my old street, it would be:

Charles Buttercup

I don't konw about you, but I think that's a HOT pornstar name

Genise Alvarado......huh, I don't think so. It'd be better than Genise Duncan or Genise Elm, though.

Anthony 5th Ave
Anthony Broadway
Anthony 82nd

[No middlename]

Richard Harlow? Gay porn star?

Joel Mont Blanc

John Rambler

jo southport

Jimmy Long

Christopher Skiles

Martin 99th
or
Martin McMillan

Alexander Arapaho

would look better as Alexander Iwrapaho, but, meh

Dylan Hillside
or
Dylan Daintree

Sorry, not happening.

Martin Lugo

Doesn't sound very porno to me :(

Robert Crowsnest

Ty Romeo....me likey!!

Crap, no middle name. And I live on Lien Cheng Rd.

Lien Cheng.

I lose.

Martin Argyle.

And a "heey!," to the other Martin middle namers.

Raymond Turners

andy beaver

Noelle Kennicott, not too bad :)

Not too bad?! That one's awesome! :D We're going to the local strip club to find you a job the next time you're in town ;) :p :lol:

Anyhoo.... Robert Rosewood - I guess it's ok...nice alliteration :p

David Beachwood

Andrew Greenwood, or with first pet name, Smokey Greenwood

Matthew Empress :o :(

I liked my old one better: Matthew Augustine.

Slade Pinecrest...

lol

brooks longmeadow

bwahjahahahah! I OWNORZ YOU ALL!!!

MICHAEL JACKSON!!!!!!!!!!!

matthew miller

thats just not a good porn name is it

with your formula, I'm Patrick Paris. that's the formula I've heard to give your 'soap opera' name, using the street you were born on though.

For porn name, I've heard you take the name of your first pet, and the street you live on.

Mine is Barkley Sunview. GIrlfriend's is Ziggy Humphrey ;)

Well, using the streets I've lived on:

Scott North
Scott Emma
Scott Hwy 45
Scott Kantz
Scott Baylor

Scott North it is.