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bparker805 · 08-20-2003, 12:34 PM

I have a ton of these but one of my favorites was i spent a day watching football with a friend. I think i finished off the better part of a fifth of Bacardi. Well, later that night we were going to a Halloween party and I ended up driving. ( not proud of myself for getting behind the wheel of a car so save your comments ) And of course got pulled over less than a block away from the house. By some miraculous divine intervention, I managed to pass not only the field sobriety tests but I also passed the breathilizer test too! So I was let go and we made it to the party and had a blast...

bparker805 · 08-20-2003, 12:54 PM

i was dressed up as a suicide victim complete with white face paint, a noose, and a suicide letter stapled to my shirt

killerjoejoe · 08-20-2003, 01:08 PM

I remeber this one time i was drunk...oh wait...no i dont remeber...nevermind.

telekinetic2 · 08-20-2003, 01:38 PM

The strangest drinking story I've got is we were partying and playing "asshole" and a girl there wasn't drinking alcohol, so we made her take 8oz glasses of water for her penalty drinks. Oh, and we wouldn't let her get up to go to the bathroom until the game was over. Oh, and when we finally let her up we made her do ten jumping jacks.

She went in the bathroom and puked. From water. Good times.

uncle phil · 08-20-2003, 01:45 PM

llamas can be very giving and caring things with the right person...

eris · 08-20-2003, 01:56 PM

In my sleep I once threw up on my shoulder - I had put down a bottle of whisky I think. The stomach bile ate through my sweater and took off a layer of skin...

Ah the memories...

bernadette · 08-20-2003, 04:23 PM

when i was very young a friend & i went to a night club about 45 minutes away from home to hear some band.

shamefully yes, i was driving (the laws were much much more lax way back then, but that doesn't make it less wrong). anyway, my friend fell asleep in the passenger seat. i guess i must've been asleep too cuz we were both suddenly awakened by cars honking at us... we were headed the wrong way on a one way street!

oh wait. that's not even remotely funny. hrmm

YourNeverThere · 08-20-2003, 04:46 PM

One time me and my friend cut this tv with a big saw

08-20-2003, 12:34 PM	#1 (permalink)
bparker805 is KING! Location: On the path to Valhalla.	Let the drinking stories begin... I have a ton of these but one of my favorites was i spent a day watching football with a friend. I think i finished off the better part of a fifth of Bacardi. Well, later that night we were going to a Halloween party and I ended up driving. ( not proud of myself for getting behind the wheel of a car so save your comments ) And of course got pulled over less than a block away from the house. By some miraculous divine intervention, I managed to pass not only the field sobriety tests but I also passed the breathilizer test too! So I was let go and we made it to the party and had a blast...

08-20-2003, 01:08 PM	#3 (permalink)
killerjoejoe Tilted Location: CANADA!!!	I remeber this one time i was drunk...oh wait...no i dont remeber...nevermind. __________________ [Insert Boobies Here]

08-20-2003, 01:45 PM	#5 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	llamas can be very giving and caring things with the right person... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-20-2003, 01:56 PM	#6 (permalink)
eris Crazy	In my sleep I once threw up on my shoulder - I had put down a bottle of whisky I think. The stomach bile ate through my sweater and took off a layer of skin... Ah the memories... __________________ allhaileris

08-20-2003, 04:23 PM	#7 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	when i was very young a friend & i went to a night club about 45 minutes away from home to hear some band. shamefully yes, i was driving (the laws were much much more lax way back then, but that doesn't make it less wrong). anyway, my friend fell asleep in the passenger seat. i guess i must've been asleep too cuz we were both suddenly awakened by cars honking at us... we were headed the wrong way on a one way street! oh wait. that's not even remotely funny. hrmm __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

08-20-2003, 12:54 PM	#2 (permalink)
bparker805 is KING! Location: On the path to Valhalla.	i was dressed up as a suicide victim complete with white face paint, a noose, and a suicide letter stapled to my shirt

08-20-2003, 01:38 PM	#4 (permalink)
telekinetic2 Loser	The strangest drinking story I've got is we were partying and playing "asshole" and a girl there wasn't drinking alcohol, so we made her take 8oz glasses of water for her penalty drinks. Oh, and we wouldn't let her get up to go to the bathroom until the game was over. Oh, and when we finally let her up we made her do ten jumping jacks. She went in the bathroom and puked. From water. Good times.

08-20-2003, 04:46 PM	#8 (permalink)
YourNeverThere Practical Anarchist Location: Yesterday i woke up stuck in hollywood	One time me and my friend cut this tv with a big saw __________________ The Above post is a direct quote from Shakespeare