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If you were a PORNSTAR.....
What would your name be?
I am kinda leaning towards "Phil Goode" |
Peter King
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ppppppussy willow
haha i dunno. it was just so funny when kathleen turner said it in serial mom. |
Red Wood
Why? I have red hair, and I always have wood. :D |
"BIG PORNSTAR PENIS MAN!"
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my name would be bundy.
i´ve always wanted to be known by just one name. |
Ohhhhhhh....and my wife decided on "Mona Lott"
We'd make a great pair, huh!! |
Sticky the Stickman, obviously.
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Rock Cock
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Long Dong Silver
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Sir Humpsalot
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on one of those emails with a formula to come up with a porn name, I got
Sebastian Sheffield, and thought it was catchy. By the way, that was my 69th post! |
Tigerd Goods :D
hehe my name...think about this.... I play golf with two balls and a club...:p |
I'd be called Mr Oh God Don't Stop- after all the pornstars I would be having sex with wouldn't have a problem remembering that name !
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Names not the issue...its what you wear. Black spandex and ski goggels.
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Oo Ooo...
I wanna be 'Joe' |
B.J. Asstabber
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John Asscroft
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Sen Demhos
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Peter McHuge, the Cletic Pornstar
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Hugh G. Recksun
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i always heard you were supposed to use the name of your first pet followed by your middle name, or something like that. maybe street name? anyone ever hear of that formula? doesn't work for me.
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Studly Hungwell
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Quote:
Two Spots was a pig. We ate him. |
they would call me Pennzoil
cus I cum in quarts |
Big Dick McGlick
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Hmm,
Miles Long? Peter Steele? Peter Gozinja? Harry Nuczak (Pronounce it Polish and it makes sense.)? Richard Craven Morehead? Peter Steele. Gotta be. Love it that one of the Smuthers Brothers' Sons is in porn. Tommy Smuthers Jr., I think. |
hugh g. rection
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Munku.
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Quote:
I've always like Russell the love Muscle |
oh.......... now i want to be
Harvey Wallbanger |
Phil McCracken, that was always my "party" name for the drunk girls.
Or Imin Pink T. Bagger |
butter nutz
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Jack Hammer!!!
or for the sensitive movies Lauren Letounge |
Long Rhode
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Gavina Prounounced Ja-veen-a. I actually knew a stripper by this name, and I thought it was clever and cool!!
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richard bag
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Dick Richard
"twice the dick" |
Tex longhorn
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Well, using one of the porn name formulas I know, I come up with Grayson McArthur. Which I think sounds like some kinda English nobleman.
Lord Grayson McArthur. Ay? Using the same formula my friend becomes Killer Brown.I don't know why I just told you that. |
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