what kind of toilet paper do you use? - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

iktoweya · 08-18-2003, 12:39 AM

i was just wondering

bernadette · 08-18-2003, 12:42 AM

devout nothern quilted ™ fan here

i don't care what's "on sale"

1973 · 08-18-2003, 01:29 AM

1-ply feels absolutely disgusting.

sub zero · 08-18-2003, 01:37 AM

empty cereal boxes

..unless we've got sharmen ultra soft

Clewd · 08-18-2003, 03:45 AM

BE A MAN, USE YOUR HANDS!

cchris · 08-18-2003, 05:26 AM

The softest one I can get.
My bottom is a sacred place.

SaltPork · 08-18-2003, 05:49 AM

Charmin is the only way to go, but I believe it's one ply, not two. Hmmm, some detective work is in order.

SiN · 08-18-2003, 06:07 AM

where's the 3-ply option?

wwcd101 · 08-18-2003, 06:27 AM

Don't squeeze the Charmin! I've always been a sucker for advertising.

Thanks for listening.

MikeyChalupa · 08-18-2003, 07:34 AM

In the Navy, we use John Wayne toilet paper. It's rough, tough, and won't take shit from anybody.

-Mikey

onetime2 · 08-18-2003, 07:43 AM

the disposable kind

absorbentishe · 08-18-2003, 07:55 AM

2-ply folded over, I don't know what I'd do if I had a "slip" of the finger. I buy the softest available. We go through so much at home, it's unreal. The kids think it grows on trees or something.

JohnnyRock · 08-18-2003, 12:07 PM

quilted something or other...just know it feels good down there after dropping a deuce

wario · 08-18-2003, 12:10 PM

The cheapest available.

jumpingbeans · 08-18-2003, 12:36 PM

wish there was a 5 ply

micah67 · 08-19-2003, 11:05 AM

2-ply, tri-folded. (make sense?)

rockogre · 08-19-2003, 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MikeyChalupa
In the Navy, we use John Wayne toilet paper. It's rough, tough, and won't take shit from anybody.

-Mikey

That's why I quit when my four years were up. To much chaffing.

mastboy4 · 08-19-2003, 04:14 PM

mmm thats just a weird post

Fifteen Short · 08-19-2003, 05:01 PM

I like kleenex when the tissue runs out! Thats my guilty pleasure.

prosequence · 08-19-2003, 05:16 PM

I don't understand one ply... don't you just fold it over anyway ??

mrquackers · 08-19-2003, 05:46 PM

God's honest truth? I'll use whatever's within reach - no matter what the ply.

I mean, really... what's the alternative?

Amethyst · 08-19-2003, 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by wrkime
Charmin is the only way to go, but I believe it's one ply, not two. Hmmm, some detective work is in order.

I totally agree with you on this one!!!

laxative · 08-20-2003, 12:06 AM

the cheap shit I steal from work. you could mail packages wrapped in it.

canucker · 08-20-2003, 09:14 AM

I like it too feel like a pillow down there.

killerjoejoe · 08-20-2003, 09:28 AM

i tired 1 ply once...not good :P

View Poll Results: what kind of toilet paper do you use?
1-ply	2	6.06%
2-ply	31	93.94%
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08-18-2003, 12:39 AM	#1 (permalink)
iktoweya These pretzels are making me thirsty!! Location: 105B	what kind of toilet paper do you use? i was just wondering __________________ i miss K-Wise

08-18-2003, 12:42 AM	#2 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	devout nothern quilted ™ fan here i don't care what's "on sale" __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

08-18-2003, 01:29 AM	#3 (permalink)
1973 Upright	1-ply feels absolutely disgusting. __________________ We can't stop here, this is bat country!

08-18-2003, 01:37 AM	#4 (permalink)
sub zero Addict Location: The one state that doesn't have black outs: TEXAS BABY!!!	empty cereal boxes ..unless we've got sharmen ultra soft __________________ Did you Google it yet? Join the TFP Typing team!!

08-18-2003, 03:45 AM	#5 (permalink)
Clewd Upright Location: Under the warm California sun	BE A MAN, USE YOUR HANDS! __________________ LiuGuberlorious

08-18-2003, 05:26 AM	#6 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	The softest one I can get. My bottom is a sacred place. __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

08-18-2003, 05:49 AM	#7 (permalink)
SaltPork Everything's better with bacon Location: In your local grocer's freezer.	Charmin is the only way to go, but I believe it's one ply, not two. Hmmm, some detective work is in order. __________________ It was like that when I got here....I swear.

08-18-2003, 06:07 AM	#8 (permalink)
SiN strangelove Location: ...more here than there...	where's the 3-ply option? __________________ - + - ° GiRLie GeeK ° - + - ° 01110010011011110110111101110100001000000110110101100101 Therell be days/When Ill stray/I may appear to be/Constantly out of reach/I give in to sin/Because I like to practise what I preach

08-18-2003, 06:27 AM	#9 (permalink)
wwcd101 Insane	Don't squeeze the Charmin! I've always been a sucker for advertising. Thanks for listening.

08-18-2003, 07:34 AM	#10 (permalink)
MikeyChalupa Squid Location: USS George Washington	In the Navy, we use John Wayne toilet paper. It's rough, tough, and won't take shit from anybody. -Mikey

08-18-2003, 07:43 AM	#11 (permalink)
onetime2 Junkie Location: NJ	the disposable kind __________________ Strive to be more curious than ignorant.

08-18-2003, 07:55 AM	#12 (permalink)
absorbentishe Boy am I horny today Location: T O L E D O, Toledo!!	2-ply folded over, I don't know what I'd do if I had a "slip" of the finger. I buy the softest available. We go through so much at home, it's unreal. The kids think it grows on trees or something.

08-18-2003, 12:07 PM	#13 (permalink)
JohnnyRock Addict Location: Taxachussetts	quilted something or other...just know it feels good down there after dropping a deuce __________________ Not only do I not know the answer...I don't even know what the question is!!!

08-18-2003, 12:10 PM	#14 (permalink)
wario Insane	The cheapest available.

08-18-2003, 12:36 PM	#15 (permalink)
jumpingbeans Tilted	wish there was a 5 ply __________________ USA, USA,USA, USA,USA, USA,USA, USA,USA, USA,USA, USA,USA, USA,USA, USA,USA, USA,USA, USA,USA, USA,USA, USA,USA, USA,

08-19-2003, 11:05 AM	#16 (permalink)
micah67 Thor Location: 33:08:12N 117:10:23W	2-ply, tri-folded. (make sense?) __________________ ~micah

08-19-2003, 04:14 PM	#18 (permalink)
mastboy4 Crazy Location: Mexico	mmm thats just a weird post __________________ Ignorance Is Bliss

08-19-2003, 05:16 PM	#20 (permalink)
prosequence Psycho Location: YOUR MOM!!	I don't understand one ply... don't you just fold it over anyway ?? __________________ And now here I stand because of you, Mister Anderson, because of you I'm no longer an agent of the system, because of you I've changed...

08-19-2003, 05:01 PM	#19 (permalink)
Fifteen Short Banned Location: Castro Valley	I like kleenex when the tissue runs out! Thats my guilty pleasure.

08-19-2003, 05:46 PM	#21 (permalink)
mrquackers Exhausted Location: Northeastern US - please send help!	God's honest truth? I'll use whatever's within reach - no matter what the ply. I mean, really... what's the alternative? __________________ "If you're walking on thin ice, you may as well go ahead and dance."

08-20-2003, 12:06 AM	#23 (permalink)
laxative Loser Location: the bathroom	the cheap shit I steal from work. you could mail packages wrapped in it.

08-20-2003, 09:14 AM	#24 (permalink)
canucker Crazy	I like it too feel like a pillow down there.

08-20-2003, 09:28 AM	#25 (permalink)
killerjoejoe Tilted Location: CANADA!!!	i tired 1 ply once...not good :P __________________ [Insert Boobies Here]