No

Sorry, I'm not the dancing type

To prevent your soul from escaping and being eaten by the eyebrow demons.

whenever you have an itch on your back that you can't reach.

why?......when you use the corner of the wall to scratch it does that itch always seem to move around and you can never seem to get it?

Dear MSD. I was just wondering - What is Incident 2 all about, and what religion deals with it? I found this piece of information that may help.

OT III, also called "The Wall of Fire". Deals with Incident 2, Xenu, the evil galactic overlord, and the H bombs on Hawaii 76 million years ago. Hubbard said that anyone who was exposed to this level casually would "freewheel" through it, become a chronic insomniac, then get sick and die. "Locating and auditing of body thetans on Incident I (first incident in MEST universe) and Incident II (incident which caused the degradation of these beings into body thetans and clusters as caused by Xenu approximately seventy-five million years ago). Emphasis on this level is ridding the pre-OT of body thetans which are conscious enough to respond to the auditing. Available at Advanced Organizations and higher. Partially replaced by New OT V."

Where is my cell phone?

Why is my girlfirend so damn mean?

What are the little bumps on my penis?

flyman - I know the feeling, I'm currently trying to isolate the gene that causes itches to move and create a treeatment to destroy it.

Xenu - I'm going to have to do some research.

boredjerk - Your phone ran off with mine, the bumps on your penis are goosebumps, and your girlfriend is mean because she's afraid of the bumps on your penis.