sorry I took so long guys, I was out getting this friggin' bubble boy hockey and skill crane thing for Bones....Hey Bones!! give me a hand with this stuff....

As for the beverages:
two Spatens...good luck with the liver GuttersnipeXL

Cuervo clear straight up for the beautiful vixen, Shadowlace

Mr Wallace, sir...your Irish Car Bomb-try not to make a mess.
- 1/2 ounce Bailey's Irish Cream
- 1/2 ounce jameson Irish whiskey
- 6 ounces Guinness stout

Hey KWSN, here's your part of the cut from Bones' pool hustling.
::hands KWSN $500.00::

Ladies get free drinks all day, every day. New policy.

Hey Shadow, glad to see you back....I thought you'd run off forever! Now where were we?

A strong man who knows what he wants and takes it hmmmmmmmm

Almost as good as cold HARD steel

As the tiny revolver peeks from Shadow's garter.....

Much thanks, wrkime. You too, Bones. Keep up the good work. A certain detective was not very nice to KWSN's car, and he needs to get some maintenance done.

KWSN is glad that he won't ever do it again.

GUNNNN!!!! KWSN where are you?!??!?

NO need to worry wrkime its just for PERSONAL protection

I like to keep my toys close

You don't need that here. KWSN always keeps a watchful eye on the ladies, this ain't no meat market. You can leave it with him next time you come in.

I would have but he wasn't here to take it off my "hands" so to speak.

Yeah, we should probably keep the guns on the DL. We dont want sparks burning down the alcohol-soaked bar.

NO harm intended and fully willing to give it to a man with capable hands

How about another dbl shot? Please

Somenosuke bursts into the Inn clad in a schoolgirl outfit with a horde of similarly dressed girls behind her, jumps up on the bar, grabs a random alcoholic drink and downs it in one gulp. She tosses the glass aside and takes a deep breath.

I feel pretty.

Then the music starts, and the horde of girls start to dance.

Somenosuke

I feel pretty
Oh so pretty
I feel pretty and witty and gay
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me today
I feel charming
Oh so charming
It's alarming how charming I feel
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I'm real
See the pretty girl in that mirror there?
Who can that attractive girl be?
Such a pretty face
Such a pretty dress
Such a pretty smile
Such a pretty me!
I feel stunning
And entrancing
Feel like running
And dancing for joy
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful boy


Girls

Have you met my good friend Somenosuke
The craziest girl on the block?
You'll know her the minute you see her
She's the one who is in an advanced state of shock
She thinks she's in love
She thinks she's in Spain
She isn't in love
She's merely insane
It must be the heat
Or some rare disease
Or too much to eat
Or maybe it's fleas
Keep away from her
Send for Chino
This is not the Somenosuke we know
Modest and pure
Polite and refined
Well-bred and mature
And out of her mind!
Miss America, Miss America, speech!
Miss America, bravo, speech!

Somenosuke

I feel pretty
Oh so pretty
That the city should give me its key
A committee
Should be organized to honour me
I feel dizzy
I feel sunny
I feel fizzy and funny and fine
And so pretty
Miss America can just resign
See the pretty girl in that mirror there
(What mirror, where?)
Who can that attractive girl be?
(Which, what, where, whom?)
Such a pretty face
Such a pretty dress
Such a pretty smile
Such a pretty me!

Somenosuke & Girls

I feel stunning
And entrancing
Feel like running and dancing for joy
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful boy

Somenosuke takes a bow, and dances out the door, girls in tow.

Is the can-can next?

*applauds*

Good thing we bought that Karaoke machine, eh, wrkime?

There's my girl. She's not only feeling pretty, but she is pretty....and she took all the chicks.

I hate that goddamn karaoke machine. I really think we should have a karaoke machine smashing party.

:)

What else do we need here? We have alcohol, bouncer, girls, barkeep, blasted karaoke machine................what else?

well you just got the hockey table and claw machine too the pool tables are nice but how about a spa in the back

What about some form of indoor botchi ball, or indoor caber tossing ring? This is a progressive bar isn't it?

::backs up truck to delivery dock, unloads 80 person hot tub::

CLANK...BANG...SQUEAK

::fills hot tub with water from water truck....testing jets::

Spa installed!!!

I am pleased to announce that the Stumble Inn now has a hot tub. My thanks to Shadowlace for a fine suggestion.

I'm only one person...give me time.

Somenosuke walks casually into the Inn, and has a seat at the bar.

Hi everyone!

May I have a hawaiian punch, please?

She appears to have no recollection of what she and her horde of girls did only a short time ago. She is chipper and oblivious to most of the events around her, as usual.

Slipping into something a little more comfy and easing into the new tub

As she lets the hot water music and lights wash over her from the bar

one Hawaiin punch for the blissfully unaware Somenosuke.

Give her another for me for the amusing enterainment earlier

:: downs car bomb, taking care to spill none ::
Great drinks, and random women dancing on the bar...this place rocks!

another Hawaiin punch for my lady friend from my other lady friend.

william_wallace, care for another?

Please. The last one was quite tasty.

:: contemplates kicking back in the spa for a bit ::

Invites Somenosuke to the new hot tub

Come on in the water is nice

one more Irish Car Bomb coming up...here you go. I do recommend the hot tub...there's beautiful women in it...and lots of bubbles.

with a heavy sigh Shadow pulls her self out of the tub and changes into a very dark bussiness suit

Maybe another night friends this one is over for me

:: downs second car bomb, then eases into the hot tub for some relaxation time ::

aaaaahhhhh

Hot tub!? Woohoo!

Somenosuke rips all her clothes off, having randomly decided to wear her bathing suit underneath her clothes tonight, and climbs into the hot tub with her two glasses of hawaiian punch

Oooooooh... this IS nice.

Somenosuke takes a sip from one glass of punch, then takes a sip from the other.

*scapegoat stumbles in and surveys the scene, Walks up the bar*

One glass of milk please, wait better make that a double!

Ohhhh HOt tub! I think i shall join the party.

*hops in and sits beside Somenosuke*

Hey babe, wanna wrestle? :D

:: looks at clock ::
Damn, time to depart for the night. Have to get some sleep for tomorrow's 8:00am final. I shall return once the evil known as Villanucci has passed.

:: makes a bathrobe out of bar napkins and scotch tape, then walks home ::

william, you could have slept upstairs in the many rooms designed for the TFP forum goers......theyre free to those who dont want to walk home, or are too drunk to drive home.

An escort will be provided if requested. Any pornstar you want, will be waiting for you.

Hi boys!
I'm back!
Sorry to keep you waiting, what can I do for you all?

*richeee comes back into the bar from his comp'ed room, and is amazed to see all the women dancing and singing on top of the bar.*
Hey Miranda, please get me another double Jaeger and pint o' Guinness. I just remembered that Y-the Man hired me to run sound for this top 40 band doing the debut night on the brand new Stumble-Stage! I hope these guys don't suck! I wonder what they're gonna play?...

i heard they suck........'nother wobbly pop please sweetie.

the only way they'll be any decent is cuz the 'ol richmiester is runnin' the sound.

when is the karaoke smashing party gonna happin'?
sign me up for that one

*pull tab reveals $1000.00 winner*

woohooooo i'm buyin' this round.Miranda dear.....set the whole house up on me.

ashtray........?

here's your ashtray. need matches?

*notices his Jack N Coke glass is almost empty, decides to refill it*

flyman, how many $1000 tabs is that this week? Like 4?

richeee-- Jaeger and Guiness coming up. What's the name of the band?

*Walks into the bar and sits down next to flyman and tosses a pack of smokes down on the bar.*.

What's up my brother? Help yourself to those.

wrkime -- Good to see you on this glorious Friday. No flights for me today. The only flying I intend to do doesn't involve machinery...;) How 'bout the usual?

I'm not quite sure if wrkime is around, troit. I'll get right on that order.

*begins filling glasses*

*wanders in * Hey Kids. * Sits at the bar * Gimme a triple gin and tonic. *Lights a smoke and admires the scene*

thanks bud......but i'm good yo go with this lighter

*flick.flick.flick.flick*

thank you kindly sir.drinks on me eh.

steviey.....set 'em up so we can knock 'em down.

*pulltab reveals a $50 spot*

can you give this to the purty girl that was in here yesterday.

she deserves it

'nother wobbly please and how 'bout a shot 'o Jack too.

Triple Gin and Tonic coming up.

flyman.....you have another one of those?

*points to what he's smoking*

Tips wrktime very well for te drink. *Leans over and asks to speak yzerman in private*

*gets out of the hottub dripping wet, and goes up to the bar*

Give me another glass o' milk, and im feeling daring this time, better make it chocolate!

*Throws back the rest of the black and tan and slams the little guy*

YzermanS19 -- Can I get another one of those ice, cold, refreshing Black and Tans and how 'bout two more of those little guys? They are delicious you know. And give flyman here whatever he wants -- straight up, my treat.

Hey flyman -- I see crazycousinjim tied another good one on again. Hopefully I'll get to his condition soon enough. So what the fuck is up with that hot tub? Sure as shit that thing wasn't in here yesterday..

*Being new to these parts of town, Pokey McSmot walks into The Stumble Inn for a quick drink. Goes up to the bar*

Can I get a Bacardi & Coke, with a lime?

Also, what's a guy gotta do to get a Golden Tee machine in here?

*Tips Yzerman a quick $50 for promptness with the Golden Tee machine*

::wrkime stumbles in from outside very dirty and sweaty::

Sorry, I've been unavailable...I built that bocci ball court outside. Building the canopy was easy, but leveling the ground and installing the heaters and retractable walls was a bitch.

I need the biggest beer right now.

::proceeds to do tap stand::

I built the hot tub last night...seats 80.

Shay, any of you guys, hic, you guys, hic, you guys, hic, ya'all, hic, what tha?, hic, neber mind, I'll just go in tha perkinglot.

*smiles happily while whiping out a glass*

You patrons are so good to the employees of ye Ol' Stumble Inn, that I shall buy the drinks for the day!

Eat, Drink and be Merry!

But hey, be merry upstairs alright.....we've got virgin eyes in our midst. I don't know who those eyes would belong to, but we'd better be politically correct.

DRINKS AROUND!

*begins filling steady stream of Jack, Martini, Hawaiian Punch, Gin and Tonic, and other drinks*

*grabs rockgre*

Whoa....ho. Where ya going partner? C'mon rock, I've drank with you before and you got room for a couple more in ya. wrkime -- whatever this guy wants. *slips wrkime $50* For you and that lady friend who's usually back there. Where'd she go? You guys out of Hawaiian punch or something?

heya troit...ya feeling better? it's time for a few more beers now that flyman is away. I can't stay long because of the NHL playoff game tonight, unless the game is on the big screen, then I could stay all night.

What the hell why not. Can we get another round over here and don't forget about those little guys...I'll take three this time - straight up, my treat.

*passes another round to troit*

Have fun!

GO NHL!

Hey YzermanS19 -- You guys goin' have both the Phili - Ottawa and the Minnisota - Vancouver games on here tonight? If so me and splck will probably hang here. What's the line and who do you like?

KWSN is back from his little break. He just has a few comments to make.

Keep hustlin', Bones. It makes KWSN a happy man.

Somenosuke, you should be safe around here without a gun, but KWSN still adivses you to carry it around... just judging by recent events, we may have some very unwelcome visitors.

And KWSN has another thing to add... KWSN could use a little backup in the bouncer department. Sure, KWSN can take care of any foo' who fucks shit up, but KWSN isn't always there to do it. KWSN will take care of the hiring himself, if Yzerman doesn't mind. Apply at will.

This is the exact sort of thing KWSN needs a backup bouncer for.

Someone get the door for KWSN while he's... attending to business. If anyone fucks up, KWSN'll break your ass in two.

And Bones, KWSN ALWAYS carries a thick wad of money for just that sort of thing. They'll be sure to get QUITE a tip indeed.

Gun? Already got that taken care of. In fact, I have two!

Somenosuke stands up in the hot tub and flexes, making goofy faces and winking at everyone like the biggest dork ever

Rrraaarr! If anyone messes with me, I kick their monkey ass!

Somenosuke notices everyone staring at her like she's lost her rabid mind, and she sinks into the hot tub, feeling sheepish..or is that goat's leg?

troit-- the games are on our two huge flatscreens near the bar.

KWSN, bones- you two are characters, I'll watch the door while your "busy" kw, and bones, keep up the good work! Nothing quite like gambling and whores!

alright the canucks are gonna kick ass.need a pop down here please,of the wobbly variety too.

how 'bout a jack to go with that if i may?

hey troit....pass down the tray would ya'?........thanks eh.

*pull tab reveals......sweet F A.*

are we gonna smash that goddamn karaoke machine tonight or what?

*fuckin' wannabes*

nice lookin' bocci game you whipped up there wrkime.

the only way they'll be any decent is cuz the 'ol richmiester is runnin' the sound. Thanks, Fly!!!;)

Man! Y-Man! We talked to that stupid booking agent, but it seems he forgot---- there is no way a Captain and Tennille "Tribute" Band can make it here! Give him a call and tell him to get his John Tesh loving ass outta here!:D
Scuse me- gotta go mix "Muskrat Love"
MIRANDA!!!! I need a TRIPLE Jaeger and Guinness! Thanks, love!;);)

fly- Jack coming up

Sorry to keep you waitin hun! Few problem makers out the back...Like to know how they got back there!

Here's your drink sweetheart - give us a yell if you need me!

Can I help anyone? :)

:eek: That aint my leg your grabbing babe ;)

Miranda! If you please ill take 2 Chocolate milks for me and Someenosuke here :D

I Feel Like Singning! *looks towards the kareoke box*

Your 2 chocolate milks hun :)
You better behave you too!

Ill take a shot of furanone di hydro. Or tetramethalene glycol. I'll settle for succol-B if thats all you have.

Sure thing!


Sorry darl we're out of both furanone di hydro AND tetramethalene glycol! Had a troop of bodybuilders in last night, cleaned us out!
I've got some Blue Nitro - does that take your fancy?
Otherwise I'll get you sucol-B :)

Oh, it went well alright :D

They gave KWSN two extra hours cause they were enjoying it so very much themselves.

And at the end, when KWSN tried to tip the ladies with a fat wad of cash, they declined and tipped him.

So KWSN has reason to believe that they were quite satisfied.

Thanks for holdin' the fort while KWSN was away, Yzerman.

Any applications to be KWSN's backup bouncer? He needs another, cause right now he's going to take up Bones' offer at the wheel.

okay people, I have a surprise for you....built a go-cart track, batting cages and a ball pit. Ball pit is in the room that used to house the meth lab, the go-cart track is out back behind the hot tub and the batting cages are out the side door. It's all free, have a good time.

I'm going to check the kegs now and take a nap.

holy sheep shit wrkime.you sure are workin' up a sweat for all these fine patrons.

why don't you relax and let me get you a drink.

can we have a couple pops over here please?

thanks flyman...I could use a cold one.

got any jibbas?

well now that you've asked........why yes,yes i do.

don't tell anyone though cuz we don't need the stinkin' fuzz comin' back in this fine establishment we've got here.

I'm down....let's hit the roulette table.

$1200 on double 0

http://www.4aces.net/roulette/table.jpg

Give me $1000 on even, and $500 on luck old 13!!

i'm gonna sit this one out fellas.

i been hittin' the pulltabs hard and i'm winnin' baby.

'nother beer please.

anyone see the game last night?1.4 secs left and the canucks tied 'er up.and..............won in overtime.


woooooooohoooooooooooo.

about that karaoke machine.......i'd rather listen to cats fuck than hear that thing goin' off.

$15000 on 19

I have a little advice for you. . . always bet on black

too much passenger 57

Hey... Uhh.... Like..... Y'know... I heard there may be strippers in the back room.

Have you heard of that, man.

PS. 500 on black and 2500 on evens.

You guys don't know rulette. Put your life savings on one number, and then hope for the best!

*crosses his fingers*

Drinks around if I win!

hey..... you been in my smoke pack?

are you crazy?

life savings are to be spent on hookers and booze man.

spend the cash on the pulltabs...better odds eh.

*pulltab reveals sweet F A*

Damn.*heads out to the parking lot*

anyone in?

I'm in.

Looks like a long night boys, so I've hired strippers. Prepare to be amazed: we got Tawny Roberts, Tammi, Sydney Moon, Aria Giovanni, and for your sluttier needs: Jenna Jameson, Sylvia Saint and Krystal Steal.

Have fun boys :)

Hopefully you wont get sloppy seconds.

:: props caber outside door and drifts towards the bar ::

Could I get two pints of Killian's. I'm quite thirsty.

:: notices KWSN's add for a backup bouncer ::

Hmmm...sounds like it could be an interesting way to spend some time.

I'm in...

Drinks to all who play!

Howdy, y'all!

I'll have three shots of Jagermeister with a cream soda chaser.

Miranda? Could I get the same, only with a pint o' Guinness chaser, please? I'll buy Vermin's!
This band sucks! I can't believe they're playing "Louie, Louie"!
If I wasn't making a G note for this, I would've been gone hours ago- oh yeah-I WAS gone an hour ago- How are You feeling, Miranda? ;) :D
Thanks, darling~ I needed that;) :D !
You are FANTASTIC!

Hey, thanks, man. Sorry about revealing your deepest darkest secret in the other thread, but, oh well.

Yeah, I didn't think "Louie, Louie" really needed a 20 minute flute solo.

I agree, V-man.
Oh Shit!!! Now they're goin' into "Stairway..."
Is NOTHING SACRED?!?!

Miranda??????!!!! HELP!!!!!

Also, M'randa! Give vermin a Guinness on my tab. I told him, on another page, I'd buy him a Guinness.
Thanks, love! ;)

Couple of Jager w/ Cream soda's,

Guiness's coming up to those who wanted them, Red Stripe Stout for everyone else!

Vermin; i've got three shots of Jagermeister with a cream soda chaser for you! That's on Richeee's tab

Richeee my darlin; three shots of Jagermeister with a pint of Guiness chaser for you ;)

Anyone wanting a drink? Give me yell ;)

Thanks, Miranda!
Can I shut this band down, now?
I hope the next band is better...

please do.....and let's give this place the kick in the ass it needs.

beer please.thanx

Somenosuke bursts through the door, her girls in tow. They all have guns.

Did someone say they wanted a sucky band exterminated?

Several of the girls open fire on the band, and once all their lives have been extinguished, a few other girls drag the bodies out. The remaining girls clean up the mess they made. All the girls exit, leaving Somenosuke to her own devices.

Now that that's been taken care of.. Where's my drink? *grins*