"Everyone says Einstein and Jesus"
 

If you could have dinner two people, either living or dead, who would they be?

Me, I'm not so sure, and am awaiting inspiration. (i.e. I want to steal someone else's idea! :D )

King Arthur, Abraham

Vladislav Tretiak, Jim Craig

Jamie Oliver and Elle Mcpherson

I'm thinkin dinner and.......

Deep Throat and Jack the Ripper

gengis khan and ghandi.

Why the hell not?

mother teresa and madonna




i don't really know about that ^ but it might be amusing if they both weren't dead already ;)

Elizabeth Hurley and some one that could put a spell on her to make her want to sex me down after dinner.

Miller Lite Catfight Girls...that would be so awesome.

This is an easy one...Britney Spears and a Hypnotist. That way, he could make her do anything he wanted and I could just sit back and watch ( and hope he hooks me up :) )

Winston Churchill and Bob Marley.

Or maybe for fun, Bush and Osama.

Robert E. Howard and H.P. Lovecraft

Can we have big steaks?
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my boyfriend, and bugs bunny.

frank zappa and wolfgang amadeus mozart

Half of ABBA.

Doesn't matter which two, just half of ABBA.

I just heard Frank Zappa for the first time last night and I must say, he would make an interesting guest.

Augustus Owsley Stanley III aka The Bear must also have some truly incredible stories to tell and I would love to have him for dinner.

Jesus and Einstein

Bill Hicks and Rev. Jimmy Swaggart

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That would be <i>THE</i> funniest dinner I would ever attend.

My wife and Britney Spears

Tara Reid and Catherine Bell.

Naturally, we would be having dinner where they give out alcohol very very freely. Preferably in an IV or something of that sort.

Bill Hicks, agreed. And Timothy Leary.

my vote would have to go to hitler and jesus

i'd also pick Leary,as well as the dude in your sig.....Hunter S Thompson.

I'd say Noam Chomsky and Ariel Sharon. I'd just sit back and watch the Butcher of Beirut squirm.


SLM3

I'd really haveta say Robert Frost and the 'True' God.

If there wasn't a language barrier I would say Jesus and Hitler, but restricting it to just English speakers...

Wayne Gretzky and Ben Franklin

WOW!!! I'm not sure how many people got that one, but that would be a damn interesting meal.


Cookies to anyone else who got that reference.

Donald Trump and Peter Lynch. I'd really love to spend the day talking about making money, real estate investing, stock market, etc.

A clone of me and God, I'd be like, "Yeah God, you don't remember makin that one, do ya God!?!? Do something turkey."

Noam Chomsky and Henry David Thoreau - a little politics, a little philosophy.

Lmao.


For me...George Lucas and God


That way I could say "What the fuck happend?" and be addressing both of them.

Wynona Ryder and a "Rufies" salesman w/free samples.

ginger lynn and traci lords

ohh the cat fight!

hmmm. i was gonna say Maynard James Keenen and Trent Reznor, but i'd have to drop one for Hicks.

Johnny Carson and John Lennon, I guess. Wait, I need more time to think.

Lenin and Hitler. That would have to be a long meal, lots of shit you'd need to know about, unless they chose to purge you from the table.

duh, Lucas IS god :D!

Dan Marino and Tom Hanks.

General Patton and General Raumal

Nostradamus and... Kevin smith.. heh j/k
I think Stanley Kubrick and Steven Spielberg would be good guests.

God and Satan

Might seem cheesy but I'm being practical here, I could talk about anything with these two guys, anything from how to become filthy rich/powerful to why kittens must die when I masturbate.

Bob Dylan and Woody Allen

Mary-Kate and Ashley :lol:

Willie Nelson and Isaac Asimov

Bill Hicks (as he's so very damned funny and would probably be up for a drinking session during the meal)
And I've save the other lunch date for another time where I'd probably pick Iain Banks (as he's one twisted swine)

Benjamin Franklin & Leonardo Da Vinci

Two Renaissance Men I relate to.

Attilla the Hun and Shirley Temple when she was a little kid. I bet Attilla would eat her!

Charles Nelson Riley and John Cleese.

John W. Campbell and Gene Roddenberry.

Oh, and the Craig/Tretiak reference... gimme a cookie!

Nikola Tesla and Leonardo Davinci

Friedrich Nietzsche and Albert Camus... or God

Ya, God and Nietzsche. Cuz, damn, that'd be funny

Ya leonardo davinci is good, and Sun Tsu :D

Joseph Campbell and Leonard Bernstein

I dunno about you, but i think id lose my apetite after watching gengis khan eat

personally i would have to say Friedrich Nietzsche and Siddhartha Gautama(Buddha)

Edit: pr0f3n beat me to Nietzsche, but whatever

Robert A. Heinlein and Kenneth Kesey.

Awesome. Does Tretiak speak English or Craig speak Russian? I wouldn't mind sitting in on that conversation.

Ok, if I had to pick two of my own I'd pick Bill Hicks and Noam Chomsky. And yes, I know Chomsky is still alive.

Al Davis and my creator.