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Old 08-11-2003, 06:55 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Man vs. Machines

How do I know your not all robots?

Yeah, I'd like to see you answer that!

And.....if you got a legitimate theory, tell me how you know that I'M not a robot!
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Old 08-11-2003, 07:26 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Hail Possible Robot YzermanS19!

We must be tested with fire

Only a robot could survive that heat.

I'll keep your burnt skull on my robot desk.
-RGH
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Old 08-11-2003, 07:30 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Robots we may well be.

But Super Hi-Tech robots from Japan that can spell!!!

Sayonara stupid human!



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Old 08-11-2003, 07:35 PM   #4 (permalink)
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This is the most widespread robot pyramid scheme I've seen since many moons ago. This could possibly engulf all of TFP!

WOE IS ME! I AM BUT A LONE HUMAN SURROUNDED BY ROBOTS!
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Old 08-11-2003, 07:44 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Its no use denying it. We are all robots. And we are here to protect you. Do you have stairs in your house?
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Old 08-11-2003, 11:07 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Do we robots not bleed lubricant, too?
http://www.swingmachine.org/issue15/robot.html
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Old 08-11-2003, 11:22 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Steven Speilberg has been dropping hints all along...
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Old 08-11-2003, 11:30 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Do you have stairs in your house?
What is that from? i know that, was half of the SomethingAwful phrase to ask is someone was a goon, i think at least.
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Old 08-11-2003, 11:38 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Robots are smart...That answer enough?
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Old 08-12-2003, 06:12 AM   #10 (permalink)
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What is that from? i know that, was half of the SomethingAwful phrase to ask is someone was a goon, i think at least.
You are on the right track.

http://www.somethingawful.com/spam/i...obot/index.htm

Then there's also that Laziest Men on Mars song...
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Old 08-12-2003, 07:07 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Robots are expected to be pervasive in the society in a not too distant future where they will work extensively as assistants of humans in various activities.
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Old 08-12-2003, 07:07 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Old 08-12-2003, 07:28 AM   #13 (permalink)
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wario is a robot! Not only does he speak binary, but he speaks machine language too! This is the message decoded:
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Quote:
Originally posted by YzermanS19
How do I know your not all robots?

Yeah, I'd like to see you answer that!

And.....if you got a legitimate theory, tell me how you know that I'M not a robot!
Your fuzzy logic drive must've kicked in. Most robots know the distinction between "your" and "you're".

Behold, for I am Moogletron 9000
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Old 08-12-2003, 04:16 PM   #14 (permalink)
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[B]Your fuzzy logic drive must've kicked in. Most robots know the distinction between "your" and "you're"
NOTICE: STILLZKIN IS NOT A ROBOT, REPEAT, NOT A ROBOT. I've determined that Robots cannot be nearly so obnoxious when it comes to cheap grammar mistakes, unless your a grammar robot. Such as displayed on the Simpsons as "Lingwo"
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Old 08-13-2003, 11:07 AM   #15 (permalink)
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yzerman. you used a contraction in your first post.

if i remember correctly from when i used to watch star trek robots do not use contractions.

/me goes and crawls back into his hole
Amen.
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Old 08-13-2003, 04:29 PM   #16 (permalink)
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yzerman. you used a contraction in your first post.

if i remember correctly from when i used to watch star trek robots do not use contractions.

/me goes and crawls back into his hole
What If I'm a contractor robot. Then I could contract the hell out of words.

The issue at hand is not if I'm a robot....its if you are one!
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Old 08-13-2003, 06:43 PM   #17 (permalink)
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So thats what that GUILY is in your title........YOU'RE GUILTY OF BEING A ROBUT!
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