Flatulance - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

waxeater · 08-04-2003, 11:30 PM

How long should you have been seeing your partner before farting in the company of the other is allowed?

I've gone all out, but she still seems reluctent and even dosn't admit that she does it.

Women and farting. Weird.

wario · 08-05-2003, 12:12 AM

Neither me nor my woman has "broken the silence." It's not so much thatwe're not comfortable doing it in front of each other anymore, now it's more of a contest, seeing who will be the first to break.

phredgreen · 08-05-2003, 02:13 AM

bah. i fart as i'm going to sleep. it's a part of the relaxation process for me... i know sleep is coming after that gas passes.

as such, i didn't hesitate to break the silence early in the game, and that's just fine. she's still kinda shy about her gas, but that's okay. she's a girl. girls are supposed to feel that way.

laxative · 08-05-2003, 03:04 AM

my old lady thinks there's something wrong with me because I fart too much. She thinks I have worms or something.

dy156 · 08-05-2003, 05:56 AM

It took a long road trip after lots of Mexican food. We'd been dating 4 years, but then the silence was broken, and we both thought it was really funny. We're married now, and farting, while not always appreciated, is accepted.

Fly · 08-05-2003, 06:13 AM

15 years and many farts later.

don't be shy girls....it's okay to fart with your man.

cchris · 08-05-2003, 06:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by phredgreen
bah. i fart as i'm going to sleep. it's a part of the relaxation process for me... i know sleep is coming after that gas passes.

as such, i didn't hesitate to break the silence early in the game, and that's just fine. she's still kinda shy about her gas, but that's okay. she's a girl. girls are supposed to feel that way.

Sums it up just right.

Spinach_Indeed · 08-05-2003, 07:07 AM

My Girlfriend takes great pride in farting in front of me. Gives her a certain sense of pride.

I just wait till I get in bed, Fart, and then pull the blankets over her head.

The Dutch Oven never fails.

johnnymysto · 08-05-2003, 07:34 AM

We were at 3-1/2 years when I let it go. She dared me to, and I accepted. Now we're totally comfortable doing it around each other. Hers is more utilitarian, while mine is for entertainment. My own entertainment for the most part. Somehow, hers don't smell. Go figure.

JohnnyRock · 08-05-2003, 07:42 AM

I think I waited like 5 minutes before cutting lose in front of my girlfriend[a long time for me]--who I've now been married to for 7 years...see they do smell good!!

She was not a big farter untilshe got pregnant now she's a real trooper!

Midlandmadman · 08-05-2003, 07:43 AM

I have a funny fart story........ My wife (then Girlfriend) and I were sitting on the floor playing Monopoly. This was about 2 months into our relationship. Well, I handed her some money for something, and she needed to make change for it. Well, when she leaned over to get it , she cut loose!!!!!!!! This fart lasted a good 3 seconds (which I think is pretty good for a fart) ! She just looked at me in stunned silence!!! I looked at her for about 10 seconds then just cracked up laughing!!!!! I told her that was the coolest thing I had seen in awhile!!!!!!!! We have now been Married for almost 8 years and couldn't be happier, but I always wonder If that special moment was the one that sealed the deal for me!!!! I laugh to this day when I think about it, and any time we play Monopoly I always get a good laugh out of it! Kinda off the thread topic but i thought it was funny!!!

oh yeah, I think it was later that night I cut loose on her just so she wasn't so embarrassed!

Spinach_Indeed · 08-05-2003, 07:45 AM

I used to have a crush on this one girl, and one day one of her friends told me when she had to fart, she'd go into the bathroom, lock the door, turn on the radio and flush the toliet while she did it.

If someone is THAT uptight about their gas..well.. I can't imagine they'd be THAT much fun

08-04-2003, 11:30 PM	#1 (permalink)
waxeater Insane Location: Sydney, Australia	Flatulance How long should you have been seeing your partner before farting in the company of the other is allowed? I've gone all out, but she still seems reluctent and even dosn't admit that she does it. Women and farting. Weird.

08-05-2003, 12:12 AM	#2 (permalink)
wario Insane	Neither me nor my woman has "broken the silence." It's not so much thatwe're not comfortable doing it in front of each other anymore, now it's more of a contest, seeing who will be the first to break. Last edited by wario; 08-09-2003 at 01:24 AM..

08-05-2003, 02:13 AM	#3 (permalink)
phredgreen who? Location: the phoenix metro	bah. i fart as i'm going to sleep. it's a part of the relaxation process for me... i know sleep is coming after that gas passes. as such, i didn't hesitate to break the silence early in the game, and that's just fine. she's still kinda shy about her gas, but that's okay. she's a girl. girls are supposed to feel that way. __________________ My country is the world, and my religion is to do good. - Thomas Paine

08-05-2003, 06:13 AM	#6 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	15 years and many farts later. don't be shy girls....it's okay to fart with your man. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

08-05-2003, 07:07 AM	#8 (permalink)
Spinach_Indeed Banned? Location: Artic Tundra	My Girlfriend takes great pride in farting in front of me. Gives her a certain sense of pride. I just wait till I get in bed, Fart, and then pull the blankets over her head. The Dutch Oven never fails. __________________ Spinach in Need is Spinach Indeed

08-05-2003, 03:04 AM	#4 (permalink)
laxative Loser Location: the bathroom	my old lady thinks there's something wrong with me because I fart too much. She thinks I have worms or something.

08-05-2003, 05:56 AM	#5 (permalink)
dy156 cookie Location: in the backwoods	It took a long road trip after lots of Mexican food. We'd been dating 4 years, but then the silence was broken, and we both thought it was really funny. We're married now, and farting, while not always appreciated, is accepted.

08-05-2003, 07:34 AM	#9 (permalink)
johnnymysto Overreactor Location: South Ca'lina	We were at 3-1/2 years when I let it go. She dared me to, and I accepted. Now we're totally comfortable doing it around each other. Hers is more utilitarian, while mine is for entertainment. My own entertainment for the most part. Somehow, hers don't smell. Go figure. __________________ "I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request." - Capt. Barbossa

08-05-2003, 07:42 AM	#10 (permalink)
JohnnyRock Addict Location: Taxachussetts	I think I waited like 5 minutes before cutting lose in front of my girlfriend[a long time for me]--who I've now been married to for 7 years...see they do smell good!! She was not a big farter untilshe got pregnant now she's a real trooper! __________________ Not only do I not know the answer...I don't even know what the question is!!!

08-05-2003, 07:43 AM	#11 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	I have a funny fart story........ My wife (then Girlfriend) and I were sitting on the floor playing Monopoly. This was about 2 months into our relationship. Well, I handed her some money for something, and she needed to make change for it. Well, when she leaned over to get it , she cut loose!!!!!!!! This fart lasted a good 3 seconds (which I think is pretty good for a fart) ! She just looked at me in stunned silence!!! I looked at her for about 10 seconds then just cracked up laughing!!!!! I told her that was the coolest thing I had seen in awhile!!!!!!!! We have now been Married for almost 8 years and couldn't be happier, but I always wonder If that special moment was the one that sealed the deal for me!!!! I laugh to this day when I think about it, and any time we play Monopoly I always get a good laugh out of it! Kinda off the thread topic but i thought it was funny!!! oh yeah, I think it was later that night I cut loose on her just so she wasn't so embarrassed! __________________ Its good to be back. Last edited by Midlandmadman; 08-05-2003 at 07:46 AM..

08-05-2003, 07:45 AM	#12 (permalink)
Spinach_Indeed Banned? Location: Artic Tundra	I used to have a crush on this one girl, and one day one of her friends told me when she had to fart, she'd go into the bathroom, lock the door, turn on the radio and flush the toliet while she did it. If someone is THAT uptight about their gas..well.. I can't imagine they'd be THAT much fun __________________ Spinach in Need is Spinach Indeed