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baaa 07-30-2003 06:57 AM

phrase?
 
create a saying that doesn't make sense
or I will beat you like an blue ice cream cone !

Peetster 07-30-2003 07:04 AM

Moved to nonsense for obvious reasons.

Sorry, that was non nonsensical.

kalisto_911 07-30-2003 07:09 AM

The Ox told me that tripping on the stop sign under the blue man's plumbing space ship might slow down my rubber band hard drive.

Is this what you are looking for? Me and my friends do this a lot when we are messed up, just start saying random words strung together, good times =0

baaa 07-30-2003 07:12 AM

you are more correct than a seven foot tall man taking a poop

aus5tin 07-30-2003 07:16 AM

That argument's so fulla holes, you couldn't make a sweater out of it...

Spinach_Indeed 07-30-2003 10:21 AM

Put down that Butterscotch Log, Dr. Bowel!

johnnymysto 07-30-2003 10:32 AM

Feed the desk a purple hopscotch and unzip all the way to mitochondrion.

Scratch 07-30-2003 10:51 AM

May I moo moo dog face in the banana patch?

- Steve Martin

Pennington 07-30-2003 11:05 AM

Colorless green ideas sleep furiously

-A phrase invented by Noam Chomsky. Often used by linguists to indicate the fact that a grammatically correct phrase can be semantically nonsensical. Comes from a series of debates between Chomsky (a linguist) and Skinner (yes, the Behaviorist with the rats we all know and love) over the nature of language.

twotimesadingo 07-30-2003 11:09 AM

If this isn't a perverted form of Mad Libs, then Paris won't fly come the fortnight of Christmas.

crackpot 07-30-2003 12:01 PM

I've got the education of a cream cracker on Alcatraz movie night.

cliche 07-30-2003 12:09 PM

Excuse my Bermuda, but the vacuum housing is decidedly wobbly...

grumpyolddude 07-30-2003 08:23 PM

Unencumbered, belts precariously evny ice cream busses.

Fly 07-30-2003 08:55 PM

susie creamcheese sucked lemon zest off of a frozen squirrel

laxative 07-30-2003 09:11 PM

I know a white guy who can rap and play basteball and has a huge schlong.

crow_daw 07-30-2003 09:56 PM

I get gully up in the hood, like its government cheese.

The.Lunatic 07-30-2003 10:01 PM

a whack mc is somthing i could never be thats like growing dreadlocks while on kemotherapy

sadistikdreams 07-30-2003 10:10 PM

Alright.

"And if it werent for that horse, I woulndt have made it in college for those years"

-Lewis Black.

Midlandmadman 08-29-2003 09:06 AM

well, you know what they say............ " never put your cat in a car wash!"

jimk 08-29-2003 09:13 AM

the last yak i ate sounded thin & reedy like a cloud. that'll keep me from singing in the shower!!

baaa 08-29-2003 09:22 AM

Man, I thought this thread was deader than two chickens in an elevator.

bernadette 08-29-2003 09:33 AM

Momma always said "be sure to keep the fork & shampoo in the attic right beside of the jaded orange typewriter."

Munku 08-29-2003 10:18 AM

Like 2 chickens eating poptarts.

Midnight_Son 08-29-2003 10:49 AM

I need to go mumble dark face to the banana patch (steve martin)

Four Fingers 08-29-2003 11:23 AM

I was so naked and tall, that they gave me my money back.

baaa 08-29-2003 11:41 AM

Four Fingers is dumber than 1/2 a midget at a gay rodeo

Conclamo Ludus 08-29-2003 11:49 AM

baaa fingers crazy dumber is cool than 1/2 ville at a gay registered: Jun 2003 rodeo edit profile quote Four.

Damn, I'm I no am good midget at this.

Four Fingers 08-29-2003 12:06 PM

I know I am not dumb, 'cause my ears are not green, Crazy Baaa.

baaa 08-29-2003 01:05 PM

fourfingers is cooler than a lump of dirt in a tree

Four Fingers 08-29-2003 01:18 PM

Are you hitting on me, baaa?

Four Fingers 08-29-2003 01:19 PM

I'm hot, but not easy.

Fantasma 08-29-2003 01:20 PM

I'm virgin.


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