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Your last words.
Hay guys why are you all screa
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Listen to me!! Good god, listen to me!! I know you all think I'm mad, but I have something very important to tell you:
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DO NOT EAT THE CHAIR, IT'S MADE OF CHEESE!!!!!! I plan on being old and senile when I die. |
See ya soon.
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Are you sure you switched the electricity o
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Heh, heh... awwww fuck.
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'Hail to the King'
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I once found a website that had transcripts from flight data recorders of crashed airliners. "SHIT" seems to be the most commonly used..........so I'd have to say
"S H I T!!!!" |
don't point htat thing at me NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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Hey, Watch This!
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i think i'm having a...
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hahaha..... Hahaha!!!.... AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! BWAHAHAHAHA -- *dies of laughter*
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And if I'm lying, may God strike me down!
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ZzZZZzzzzZZzzzzz.....
I want to die while Im asleep :D |
Dude, I'm so going to make it
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This bridge doesn't feel very soli
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Look at the tentacles on that thing!
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If I know it's coming:
VIVA LAS VEGAS!!!!!!!!!!! and No no trust me I do this all the ti....... |
Again?? But that's the seventh time this evening my recently ex-playboy voluptuous model-type wife...
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Ya'll hold ma beer and watch this.
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"Do you happen to have any Grey Poupon?"
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i'm cumming..thanks a lot Anna Kournikova
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Who do these pants belong to?? Dammit!
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"Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You yellow bastard. Come back here and take what's coming to you! I'll bite your legs off!"
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where do you want these?
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Is this Blue Cheese?
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Heheh.. hey guys, do you think panthers like Chee-tos?
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So...I just plug the dryer into the big socket? Hmm, seems to be a bit dusty in there. Hand me that screwdriver, would you? Thanks.
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You dare me to eat my weight in Velveeta cheese?
Gnarly, dude! Sign me up. |
listen jerk! you can't tell me i can't make toast in the bath!
or dude! do you wanna dare me to eat that? |
OH YES YES YES JESSICA ALBA
I'M GONNA BLOOOOWWWWWWWW....oh shit |
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllppppppppppp!
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Finally......
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And this red button does what again...? Opps my bad.
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Quote:
Hey, hold my beer and watch this! Yee-Haw! |
If I don't survive... tell my wife "hello."
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Rosebud.
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No, Mr Bond, I expect you to die.
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Great day to be surfin. Hey look at that cool dolphin. Oh shit.
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Look Denisof, enough is enough. Once and for all, you and me...winner take all.
You...sneaky...bast |
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