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07-27-2003, 06:43 PM
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Junkie
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not sure if this belongs but its funny
check this out, someone posted it on another forum i frequent and everyone has gotten one helluva kick out of it
its a translater for those of us who want to speak to leet peeps on AOL http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files...ranslator.html
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07-27-2003, 10:41 PM
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Junkie
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"Fourscore and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation or any nation so conceived and so dedicated can long endure. We are met on a great battlefield of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field as a final resting-place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this. But in a larger sense, we cannot dedicate, we cannot consecrate, we cannot hallow this ground. The brave men, living and dead who struggled here have consecrated it far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living rather to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us--that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion--that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain, that this nation under God shall have a new birth of freedom, and that government of the people, by the people, for the people shall not perish from the earth."
FOURSCOR3 AND SEV3N Y3ARS AGO OUR FATH3RS BROUGHT FORTH ON THIS CONTIENNT A NU NATION CONCEIEVD IN LIEBRTY AND DEDICAETD 2 DA PROPOSITION TAHT AL MEN R CREAETD 3QUAL!111!! LOL NOW WE R ENGAEGD IN A GREAT CIVIL WAR TESTNG WHETHER TAHT NATION OR ANY NATION SO CONCAIEVD AND SO D3DICAETD CAN LONG 3NDURA!1111 OMG WTF LOL WA R MET ON A GREAT BATL3FEILD OF TAHT WAR1!!!!! OMG LOL WE HAEV COM3 2 D3DICAET A PORTION OF TAHT FEILD AS A FINAL R3STNG-PLAEC FOR THOSA WHO H3R3 GAEV THERE LIEVS TAHT TAHT NATION MIGHT LIEV1!1!11 WTF LOL IT IS AL2G3THER FITNG AND PROP3R TAHT WA SHUD DO THIS!11111!! OMG WTF LOL BUT IN A LARG3R SENSE WE CANOT DEDICAET W3 CANOT CONSECRAET W3 CANOT HALOW THIS GROUND1!111!!1 OMG TEH BRAEV MEN LIVNG AND DEAD WHO STRUGL3D HER3 HAEV CONSECRAETD IT FAR ABOVE OUR POR POW3R 2 AD OR D3TRACT!111!!1 OMG WTF LOL DA WORLD WIL LITLE NOTA NOR LONG RAMEMBR WUT WA SAY HAR3 BUT IT CAN NEVER FORGET WT DID HER3!111 IT IS FOR US TEH LIVNG RATH3R 2 B DEDICAETD HER3 2 DA UNFINISH3D WORK WHICH THAY WHO FOUGHT HERE HAEV THUS FAR SO NOBLY ADVANCAD111!! OMG WTF LOL IT IS RATH3R FOR US 2 B HERE DEDICAETD 2 DA GRAAT TASK REMANENG BFORE US-TAHT FROM TH3SA HONOR3D D3AD WE TAEK INCRAAESD D3VOTION 2 TAHT CAUS3 FOR WHICH THEY GAEV DA LAST FUL M3ASURE OF DEVOTION-TAHT W3 H3RE HIGHLY R3SOLVE TAHT THAS3 D3AD SHAL NOT HAEV DEID IN VANE TAHT THIS NATION UNDER GOD SHAL HAEV A NU BIRTH OF FREDOM AND TAHT GOV3RNMANT OF DA PEOPLE BY TEH P3OPL3 FOR TEH PEOPLE SHAL NOT PARISH FROM TEH EARTH!111!!11 OMG WTF LOL "We the people of the United States, in order to form a more perfect union, establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare, and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America." WA TEH P3OPL3 OF TEH UNIETD STAETS IN ORD3R 2 FORM A MORE PERFECT UNION ESTABLISH JUSTIEC INSURE DOM3STIC TRANQUILITY PROVIED FOR DA COMON DAFENSE PROMOTE DA GENERAL WELFAER AND SECURE TEH BLESNGS OF LIEBRTY 2 OURSALVES AND OUR POSTERITY DO ORDANE AND ESTABLISH THIS CONSTITUTION FOR DA UNIETD STAETS OF MARICA1!1!!!11 LOL
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