The 'Unromantic' game... - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Meridae'n · 07-20-2003, 11:10 PM

Here's one that made me laugh when i first heard about it. With this one, you have to post a 2 line poem. The first line has to be very romantic, the second as least romantic as you can muster.

eg.
"I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face"

Got it? I'm predicting some funny shit from you guys...

I'll start:

"Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
but I only slept with you, because I was pissed"

cchris · 07-21-2003, 04:26 AM

My love for you dear is forever, everlasting
Is your sister single? I mean, I'm just asking.

Peetster · 07-21-2003, 04:43 AM

Oh, this is gonna be a good thread.

My love for you is a flame burning hot,
Would you mind just screwing my best friend Scott?

cheerios · 07-21-2003, 04:48 AM

your love my heart does stab...
now, what's all this about crabs?

eyeseepeedude · 07-21-2003, 04:49 AM

My love for you grows whenever you're near
I have to admit that last night was a drear

Hanxter · 07-21-2003, 04:50 AM

i love you i love you & that is no shit
but what the hell are you doing to that little zit

eyeseepeedude · 07-21-2003, 04:50 AM

My love for you grows with haste
What's that all over your face?

eyeseepeedude · 07-21-2003, 04:54 AM

Your charm and beauty puts a gleam in my eye
Oh that stench is going to make me die

platypus · 07-21-2003, 05:10 AM

I love you best, and that is true.
So I'll dedicate this wank to you.

platypus · 07-21-2003, 05:17 AM

You know I love you, even more than me mates.
So tell me, do you fuck on first dates?

platypus · 07-21-2003, 05:31 AM

when I think of our love, my eyes go all blurry.
Ever since you said your dad owned a brewery.

MikeyChalupa · 07-21-2003, 05:34 AM

Our love is so true, it's no longer rocky
Ever since you confessed your love for bukakke

-Mikey

crackpot · 07-21-2003, 05:34 AM

The warm summer's wind softly whispers your name,
and that'd be great if your name wasn't Adolf.

crackpot · 07-21-2003, 05:48 AM

Oh, the sparks that fly every time you are near
indicate a serious problem with your car; I suspect it's the differential gear.

pr0f3n · 07-21-2003, 06:01 AM

God reached into heaven and put stars in your eyes
I wish he'd done something about your flabby white thighs

Peetster · 07-21-2003, 06:31 AM

My affections for you still grow and swell,
Now can we please do something about that smell?

Pheatius · 07-21-2003, 09:42 AM

My friends say you're cute
but we both know better
There's nothing but Kleenex
under your sweater...

spectre · 07-21-2003, 10:08 AM

This thread is great.

I love you my dear
you're simply the best
now, I think you should take
an STD test

KWSN · 07-21-2003, 10:18 AM

There's a special and undying love that's between us
But I'd love you much more if you hadn't a penis

KWSN · 07-21-2003, 10:21 AM

Our love is so great that nothing could spoil it
So open your mouth and I'll make you a roilet

Diceman · 07-21-2003, 10:40 AM

Our love is so true, we're perfect for each other
So let's have a threesome with you and your mother

cchris · 07-21-2003, 11:21 AM

My darling, my love, you've stolen my heart,
But I'll give you the tip,you drop a mean fart.

cchris · 07-21-2003, 12:03 PM

Roses are red and violets are blue
You wanted it kinky,so I shit in your shoe.

spectre · 07-21-2003, 12:06 PM

I love you my sweet
and that is no lie
and I'm really sorry
that I came in your eye

Pheatius · 07-21-2003, 12:39 PM

Sex with you makes my whole body shake
it would be better though if you were awake

cchris · 07-21-2003, 12:42 PM

The love of my life,your eyes are green,
Oh? did I come?Iv'e already been

KWSN · 07-21-2003, 12:48 PM

I'm sorry, I was just trying to make your life better for living
Cause herpes, you know, it's the gift that keeps on giving

cchris · 07-21-2003, 01:01 PM

Calvin Klein, Dior, Chanel
Close your legs,your starting to smell

Troublebot · 07-21-2003, 01:23 PM

My love for you lasts till the bitter end
But just this once, can't we, include your girlfriend?

Your love, my dear, puts my brain in a fog
That's the reason, I'm naked, on your family dog.

crackpot · 07-21-2003, 01:39 PM

Simply looking at you
gave me swells of joy,
'til the wolf pack mistook you
for a dog toy.

crackpot · 07-21-2003, 01:51 PM

Our love is the master to which we are apprenticed,
now shut yer piehole and go see a dental hygienist.

Sen · 07-21-2003, 01:59 PM

My undying love for you I confess
I just wish you didn't have such a damn hairy chest.

Sen · 07-21-2003, 02:01 PM

Your lips are so perfect with a hint of a pout,
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll be over here rubbing one out.

Meridae'n · 07-21-2003, 03:23 PM

Of loving beauty you float with grace,
If only you could hide your face.

I see your face when I am dreaming,
That's why I always wake up screaming.

cchris · 07-21-2003, 06:18 PM

French love of my life,you are such a treat,

But your sisters pussy is Bon appetite

Meridae'n · 07-21-2003, 08:03 PM

They say "distance makes the heart grow fonder"
But not for this black duck, go fuck off to yonder.

hawkeye · 07-21-2003, 09:30 PM

With you by my side, I'll pass every test
Purely because of your rich uncle's bequest.

Fremen · 07-21-2003, 10:28 PM

Your eyes are like Stars, your smile the Moon,
eating out your cooter doth make me swoon.

cchris · 07-22-2003, 06:09 AM

They say that true romance is lost and is dead,

you took off your dress,they were right,your Fred.

GSRIDER · 07-22-2003, 06:12 AM

You're different, you're not like all the rest.
Just tell me which line you like the best.

07-20-2003, 11:10 PM	#1 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	The 'Unromantic' game... Here's one that made me laugh when i first heard about it. With this one, you have to post a 2 line poem. The first line has to be very romantic, the second as least romantic as you can muster. eg. "I want to feel your sweet embrace But don't take that paper bag off of your face" Got it? I'm predicting some funny shit from you guys... I'll start: "Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss but I only slept with you, because I was pissed" __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

07-21-2003, 04:26 AM	#2 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	My love for you dear is forever, everlasting Is your sister single? I mean, I'm just asking. __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

07-21-2003, 04:49 AM	#5 (permalink)
eyeseepeedude Sir Location: Colorado Springs, CO	My love for you grows whenever you're near I have to admit that last night was a drear __________________ If you like what you see, donate to the TFP

07-21-2003, 04:50 AM	#7 (permalink)
eyeseepeedude Sir Location: Colorado Springs, CO	My love for you grows with haste What's that all over your face? __________________ If you like what you see, donate to the TFP

07-21-2003, 04:54 AM	#8 (permalink)
eyeseepeedude Sir Location: Colorado Springs, CO	Your charm and beauty puts a gleam in my eye Oh that stench is going to make me die __________________ If you like what you see, donate to the TFP

07-21-2003, 04:43 AM	#3 (permalink)
Peetster Right Now Location: Home	Oh, this is gonna be a good thread. My love for you is a flame burning hot, Would you mind just screwing my best friend Scott?

07-21-2003, 04:48 AM	#4 (permalink)
cheerios Banned Location: 'bout 2 feet from my iMac	your love my heart does stab... now, what's all this about crabs?

07-21-2003, 04:50 AM	#6 (permalink)
Hanxter The Griffin	i love you i love you & that is no shit but what the hell are you doing to that little zit

07-21-2003, 05:10 AM	#9 (permalink)
platypus Essen meine kurze Hosen Location: NY Burbs	I love you best, and that is true. So I'll dedicate this wank to you. __________________ Out the 10Base-T, through the router, down the T1, over the leased line, off the bridge, past the firewall...nothing but Net.

07-21-2003, 05:17 AM	#10 (permalink)
platypus Essen meine kurze Hosen Location: NY Burbs	You know I love you, even more than me mates. So tell me, do you fuck on first dates? __________________ Out the 10Base-T, through the router, down the T1, over the leased line, off the bridge, past the firewall...nothing but Net.

07-21-2003, 05:31 AM	#11 (permalink)
platypus Essen meine kurze Hosen Location: NY Burbs	when I think of our love, my eyes go all blurry. Ever since you said your dad owned a brewery. __________________ Out the 10Base-T, through the router, down the T1, over the leased line, off the bridge, past the firewall...nothing but Net.

07-21-2003, 05:34 AM	#12 (permalink)
MikeyChalupa Squid Location: USS George Washington	Our love is so true, it's no longer rocky Ever since you confessed your love for bukakke -Mikey

07-21-2003, 05:34 AM	#13 (permalink)
crackpot Junkie Location: Montreal	The warm summer's wind softly whispers your name, and that'd be great if your name wasn't Adolf.

07-21-2003, 05:48 AM	#14 (permalink)
crackpot Junkie Location: Montreal	Oh, the sparks that fly every time you are near indicate a serious problem with your car; I suspect it's the differential gear.

07-21-2003, 06:01 AM	#15 (permalink)
pr0f3n Crazy Location: a little to the right	God reached into heaven and put stars in your eyes I wish he'd done something about your flabby white thighs __________________ In heaven all the interesting people are missing. Friedrich Nietzsche

07-21-2003, 12:06 PM	#24 (permalink)
spectre Junkie	I love you my sweet and that is no lie and I'm really sorry that I came in your eye __________________ "Fuck these chains No goddamn slave I will be different" ~ Machine Head Last edited by spectre; 07-21-2003 at 12:35 PM..

07-21-2003, 06:31 AM	#16 (permalink)
Peetster Right Now Location: Home	My affections for you still grow and swell, Now can we please do something about that smell?

07-21-2003, 09:42 AM	#17 (permalink)
Pheatius Insane Location: The South	My friends say you're cute but we both know better There's nothing but Kleenex under your sweater...

07-21-2003, 10:08 AM	#18 (permalink)
spectre Junkie	This thread is great. I love you my dear you're simply the best now, I think you should take an STD test __________________ "Fuck these chains No goddamn slave I will be different" ~ Machine Head

07-21-2003, 10:18 AM	#19 (permalink)
KWSN green	There's a special and undying love that's between us But I'd love you much more if you hadn't a penis __________________ Your arms are broken!

07-21-2003, 10:21 AM	#20 (permalink)
KWSN green	Our love is so great that nothing could spoil it So open your mouth and I'll make you a roilet __________________ Your arms are broken!

07-21-2003, 10:40 AM	#21 (permalink)
Diceman Tilted Location: London	Our love is so true, we're perfect for each other So let's have a threesome with you and your mother

07-21-2003, 11:21 AM	#22 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	My darling, my love, you've stolen my heart, But I'll give you the tip,you drop a mean fart. __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

07-21-2003, 12:03 PM	#23 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	Roses are red and violets are blue You wanted it kinky,so I shit in your shoe. __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

07-21-2003, 12:39 PM	#25 (permalink)
Pheatius Insane Location: The South	Sex with you makes my whole body shake it would be better though if you were awake

07-21-2003, 12:42 PM	#26 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	The love of my life,your eyes are green, Oh? did I come?Iv'e already been __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

07-21-2003, 12:48 PM	#27 (permalink)
KWSN green	I'm sorry, I was just trying to make your life better for living Cause herpes, you know, it's the gift that keeps on giving __________________ Your arms are broken!

07-21-2003, 01:01 PM	#28 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	Calvin Klein, Dior, Chanel Close your legs,your starting to smell __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

07-21-2003, 01:23 PM	#29 (permalink)
Troublebot Intently Rocking Location: Davey's	My love for you lasts till the bitter end But just this once, can't we, include your girlfriend? Your love, my dear, puts my brain in a fog That's the reason, I'm naked, on your family dog. __________________ Howard Moon: The wind is my only friend. Wind: [whistling] I hate you.

07-21-2003, 01:39 PM	#30 (permalink)
crackpot Junkie Location: Montreal	Simply looking at you gave me swells of joy, 'til the wolf pack mistook you for a dog toy.

07-21-2003, 01:51 PM	#31 (permalink)
crackpot Junkie Location: Montreal	Our love is the master to which we are apprenticed, now shut yer piehole and go see a dental hygienist.

07-21-2003, 01:59 PM	#32 (permalink)
Sen Insane Location: Midwest	My undying love for you I confess I just wish you didn't have such a damn hairy chest. __________________ "I want to announce my presence with authority!" "You want to what?" "I want to announce my presence with authority!!"

07-21-2003, 02:01 PM	#33 (permalink)
Sen Insane Location: Midwest	Your lips are so perfect with a hint of a pout, Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll be over here rubbing one out. __________________ "I want to announce my presence with authority!" "You want to what?" "I want to announce my presence with authority!!"

07-21-2003, 03:23 PM	#34 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	Of loving beauty you float with grace, If only you could hide your face. I see your face when I am dreaming, That's why I always wake up screaming. __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

07-21-2003, 06:18 PM	#35 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	French love of my life,you are such a treat, But your sisters pussy is Bon appetite __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

07-21-2003, 08:03 PM	#36 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	They say "distance makes the heart grow fonder" But not for this black duck, go fuck off to yonder. __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?