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Find Spleen a Job!

Our good friend and long-time compadre, MeanSpleen requires our immidiate assistance.

He is without a Job in a world full of economical solutions. Join me in helping him find the woes to his finicial problems.

Already suggested:

Ohio Leech Farmer: Plenty of fresh air, chance to bond with one of God's beautiful creatures.
"Man who can make his own nose bleed at Will" in the local freak show

While these lack creatvity and knack, I turn to you, fellow TFPers, to join me in the quest...to save Spleen.

Quote:

The spleen receives blood from an artery off of the aorta. After passing through an intricate meshwork of tiny blood vessels, the blood continues to the liver. The blood vessels of the spleen are surrounded by nests of B lymphocytes - mainly of the memory type. As the blood slowly moves through the spleen, it is monitored by T-cells for any non-self invaders. If some suspicious cell or molecule is detected, it is presented to the resident B-cells for a match to an appropriate memory B-cell. Once a matching B-cell is activated, the cell divides rapidly and begins producing antibodies directed against the invading antigen.

Sounds like the perfect resume for a mid-level government bureaucrat.