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richeee · 04-20-2003, 01:03 PM

Who started the Kill, Fuck or Marry thread on the ol'TFP?
That was a pretty fun thread.

Any takers?

TV News:

Laura Logan

Tom Brokaw

Christina Anapour

stan the man · 04-20-2003, 01:05 PM

Laura Logan: marry

Tom Brokaw: marry

Christina Anapour: marry

hey dont knock it

it takes all kinds im sure they look great after a romp in the hay

KWSN · 04-20-2003, 01:07 PM

Kill Laura Logan... dunno who she is
Fuck Christina Amanpour... just cause she's a chick
Marry Tom Brokaw. He has the most money.

Ice Cube

Ice-T

Vanilla Ice

stan the man · 04-20-2003, 01:10 PM

the queen

the pope

princess stephanie of monaco

richeee · 04-20-2003, 01:16 PM

Forgot to mention the rules:
Must answer the last poster that posted correctly (KWSN) and then post 3 more choices.
Resume play

KWSN · 04-20-2003, 01:17 PM

Marry Gary Coleman... for being Gary Coleman
Kill Todd Bridges... nothing better to do with him
Fuck Dana Plato... if she were alive

How aboooout.... crappy Canadian singers!

Alanis Morrisette
Celine Dion
Joelle Rabu

zmbabwe · 04-20-2003, 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KWSN
Kill Laura Logan... dunno who she is
Fuck Christina Amanpour... just cause she's a chick
Marry Tom Brokaw. He has the most money.

Ice Cube

Ice-T

Vanilla Ice

I'd kill Vanilla Ice (that's a shocker)

I'd marry Ice-T 'cause he's cool

I'd fuck Ice Cube 'cause he's who's left

President Bush

Colin Powell

Dick Cheney

stan the man · 04-20-2003, 01:29 PM

bush fuck just for the name

colin fuck just for a name that almost colon

dick fuck just for the name

britney

christina

cher

KWSN · 04-20-2003, 01:34 PM

KILL CHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck Britney

Fuck Christina

Marry Britney

Marry Christina

How about...

The Father

The Son

The Holy Ghost

JadziaDax · 04-20-2003, 03:56 PM

The rules of the game are you must Kill one, marry one, and fuck one... not kill all three, etc. Then post 3 more people for the next person to decide.

Play right, or don't play at all.

richeee · 04-20-2003, 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JadziaDax
The rules of the game are you must Kill one, marry one, and fuck one... not kill all three, etc. Then post 3 more people for the next person to decide.

Play right, or don't play at all.

It's great to have a teacher watching out for those who do try and play by the rules!

You're great, Jadzia!

KWSN · 07-08-2003, 02:58 PM

I loved this game. So I'm starting it back up... do as they said before, play it RIGHT.

Here goes:

Angus Young

Bon Scott

Brian Johnson

bundy · 07-08-2003, 06:14 PM

so good to see this game back!

kill Bon Scott - not much work here.

fuck Brian Johnson - good for a short screaming match.

marry Angus Young - a keeper to be sure!

and...
Beyonce

Kelly

Michelle

Fremen · 07-08-2003, 06:20 PM

kill Beyonce

fuck Michelle

marry Kelly

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Laura Innes
Laura Brannigan
Laura Schlessinger

bundy · 07-08-2003, 06:37 PM

ok, had to research these lovely ladies.
so,
Kill Laura Schlessinger. strange.

Fuck Laura Brannigan. what an icon.

Marry Laura Innes. i need a rich doctor sugar mummy.

so...
Drew
Cameron
Lucy

Spinach_Indeed · 07-08-2003, 07:01 PM

Kill Drew
Fuck Cameron
and Marry Lucy

so...
KWSN
Bones
Bundy

Conclamo Ludus · 07-08-2003, 07:14 PM

Marry KWSN
Kill Bones
Fuck Bundy

...based on avatars

Alvin
Simon
Theodore

Spinach_Indeed · 07-08-2003, 07:19 PM

Cherrio!

Fremen · 07-08-2003, 07:40 PM

Fuck Mrs. Garrett (oh yeah, oldey but goody)

Kill Dudley, cause he was traumatized enough by the Bike shop guy, aka-Mr. Carlton from WKRP)

Marry Mr. Drummond cause he's rich.

-----

Tony Dorsett
Tony Danza
Tony Bennett

Quote:

by the way...did i just get killed?

yes

Fly · 07-08-2003, 08:18 PM

kill

kill

kill

paul,ringo and yoko

bundy · 07-08-2003, 10:30 PM

Kill Yoko - who wouldn't

Fuck Ringo - you know what they say about big noses....

Marry Paul - he's my soulmate.

George W Bush
Tony Blair
Johnny Howard

laxative · 07-08-2003, 11:25 PM

kill 'em all

conan 'obrien, strom thurmond, oprah winfrey

Reese · 07-09-2003, 03:46 AM

Strom Thurmond is already dead, but let's kill him again.
Fuck Conan yes I pick conan over oprah...
and Marry Oprah.. I don't have to fuck her do I?

Joe bob Briggs
Billy Bob Thorton
John Wayne Gacy

KWSN · 07-09-2003, 04:54 AM

Kill Joe Bob Briggs. Just because.

Fuck John Wayne Gacy. No, seriously, fuck John Wayne Gacy.

Marry Billy Bob Thornton. Hey, he still has traces of Angelina on him. Mmmm... Jolie....

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Steven Seagal
Stephen Baldwin
Steve Carrel

Troublebot · 07-09-2003, 06:46 AM

Marry Frylock, 'cause he's so damn smart.
Kill Shake, although that's been done before and hasn't worked
Fuck Meatwad. Hmmmm, interesting.

Carl I'll just leave alone, maybe go over and use his pool.

Here's a trio:

Neil Peart
Geddy Lee
Alex Lifeson

Conclamo Ludus · 07-09-2003, 08:35 AM

Kill Geddy Lee because he is hideous and distubing to small children and pets.

Fuck Neil Peart because drummers are cool.

Marry Alex Lifeson because he's got lovely hair.

Howard Dean
John Kerry
Hillary Clinton

rat · 07-09-2003, 08:36 AM

fuck hillary

marry the other two

Neil Simon

Neil Armstrong

Kneel Before Zod

Conclamo Ludus · 07-09-2003, 08:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by JadziaDax
The rules of the game are you must Kill one, marry one, and fuck one... not kill all three, etc. Then post 3 more people for the next person to decide.

Play right, or don't play at all.

KWSN · 07-09-2003, 08:47 AM

Kill "Kneel Before Zod." It's a phrase, not a person

Marry Neil Armstrong. That way I could challenge Buzz Aldrin and not get punched

Fuck Neil Simon, because he's Neil Simon.

-------------

How about...

Ashley Judd

Judd Nelson

Cletus T. Judd

rat · 07-09-2003, 09:29 AM

fuck the olsen twins

kill koch

marry the smurf

Mary Tyler Moore

Dick Van Dyke

Julie Andrews

Conclamo Ludus · 07-09-2003, 10:42 AM

Kill Dick

Fuck Mary Tyler Moore like there is no tomorrow

Marry Julie Andrews because she would make a great mom, or grandmother...or nanny.

Snow White
Sleeping Beauty
Princess Jasmine from Alladin

aus5tin · 07-09-2003, 12:30 PM

kill Jasmine
fuck sleeping beauty
marry Ms. White (she's so fucking wholesome...)

Jesse Ventura
Fairuza Balk
Melanie Grifith

cheese · 07-09-2003, 12:39 PM

fuck Fairuza Balk
marry Ventura.....he's govener for christ sake
kill Grifith she f'n annoying

Giant Hamburger · 07-09-2003, 01:48 PM

fuck Cheese's sig
Marry Cheese
Kill his webcam

Hamburger
onion rings
chocolate milkshake

BonesCPA · 07-09-2003, 01:56 PM

Fuck - Giabnt Hamburger
marry - KWSN
Kill - Shingo
-----------------------------

Betty White
Barbara Bush
Elizabeth Taylor

Giant Hamburger · 07-09-2003, 02:06 PM

Hail Bones' Cetified Public Accountant!

If you are going to fuck me you had better spell my name right.
I demand an edit, and flowers.
-GH

Conclamo Ludus · 07-09-2003, 02:14 PM

Fuck Betty White...I hear she's freaky.

Marry Elizabeth Taylor...she's rich and not bad looking for her age.

Kill Barbara Bush...with love.

What to do with the Latin Trifecta?

Ricky Martin
Mark Anthony
Enrique Iglecias

bundy · 07-09-2003, 06:29 PM

Kill Enrique - what good is he to humanity?

Fuck Mark Anthony - (to quote cybermike) no, really, FUCK MARK ANTHONY.

Marry Ricky Martin - he´s just so dreamy.

so...

Hugo
Balzac
Tolstoy

bundy · 07-09-2003, 08:15 PM

yes Boney, Honore de Ballsack. the great French novelist.
Ballsack may be justly compared with Dickens for humour, but Dickens was broader in caricature; and with Thackeray for satire.

some of Ballsacks work includes; ´Don´t be Blue´ and ´Goddam i´m Itchy: the issues of crabs´.

Troublebot · 07-10-2003, 01:17 PM

Fuck Hugo
Marry Balzac. How great would it be to be Ms. Balzac?
Kill Tolstoy

Famous Carpenters

John Carpenter
Karen Carpenter
Joseph the Carpenter

04-20-2003, 01:03 PM	#1 (permalink)
richeee Go Packers! (sigh!) Location: The Lovely Emerald City	K F M Who started the Kill, Fuck or Marry thread on the ol'TFP? That was a pretty fun thread. Any takers? TV News: Laura Logan Tom Brokaw Christina Anapour __________________ Pas le cri, le coeur de Minx! .... Where can I stare now?.........I did!!!What about You?

04-20-2003, 01:05 PM	#2 (permalink)
stan the man Insane	Laura Logan: marry Tom Brokaw: marry Christina Anapour: marry hey dont knock it it takes all kinds im sure they look great after a romp in the hay __________________ long live the hud

04-20-2003, 01:07 PM	#3 (permalink)
KWSN green	Kill Laura Logan... dunno who she is Fuck Christina Amanpour... just cause she's a chick Marry Tom Brokaw. He has the most money. Ice Cube Ice-T Vanilla Ice __________________ Your arms are broken!

04-20-2003, 01:10 PM	#4 (permalink)
stan the man Insane	the queen the pope princess stephanie of monaco __________________ long live the hud

04-20-2003, 01:16 PM	#5 (permalink)
richeee Go Packers! (sigh!) Location: The Lovely Emerald City	Forgot to mention the rules: Must answer the last poster that posted correctly (KWSN) and then post 3 more choices. Resume play __________________ Pas le cri, le coeur de Minx! .... Where can I stare now?.........I did!!!What about You?

04-20-2003, 01:17 PM	#6 (permalink)
KWSN green	Marry Gary Coleman... for being Gary Coleman Kill Todd Bridges... nothing better to do with him Fuck Dana Plato... if she were alive How aboooout.... crappy Canadian singers! Alanis Morrisette Celine Dion Joelle Rabu __________________ Your arms are broken!

04-20-2003, 01:29 PM	#8 (permalink)
stan the man Insane	bush fuck just for the name colin fuck just for a name that almost colon dick fuck just for the name britney christina cher __________________ long live the hud

04-20-2003, 01:34 PM	#9 (permalink)
KWSN green	KILL CHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fuck Britney Fuck Christina Marry Britney Marry Christina How about... The Father The Son The Holy Ghost __________________ Your arms are broken!

04-20-2003, 03:56 PM	#10 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	The rules of the game are you must Kill one, marry one, and fuck one... not kill all three, etc. Then post 3 more people for the next person to decide. Play right, or don't play at all.

07-08-2003, 02:58 PM	#12 (permalink)
KWSN green	I loved this game. So I'm starting it back up... do as they said before, play it RIGHT. Here goes: Angus Young Bon Scott Brian Johnson __________________ Your arms are broken!

07-08-2003, 06:14 PM	#13 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	so good to see this game back! kill Bon Scott - not much work here. fuck Brian Johnson - good for a short screaming match. marry Angus Young - a keeper to be sure! and... Beyonce Kelly Michelle __________________ Ohayo!!!

07-08-2003, 06:20 PM	#14 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	kill Beyonce fuck Michelle marry Kelly ------ Laura Innes Laura Brannigan Laura Schlessinger __________________ Google

07-08-2003, 06:37 PM	#15 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	ok, had to research these lovely ladies. so, Kill Laura Schlessinger. strange. Fuck Laura Brannigan. what an icon. Marry Laura Innes. i need a rich doctor sugar mummy. so... Drew Cameron Lucy __________________ Ohayo!!!

07-08-2003, 07:01 PM	#16 (permalink)
Spinach_Indeed Banned? Location: Artic Tundra	Kill Drew Fuck Cameron and Marry Lucy so... KWSN Bones Bundy __________________ Spinach in Need is Spinach Indeed

07-08-2003, 07:14 PM	#17 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	Marry KWSN Kill Bones Fuck Bundy ...based on avatars Alvin Simon Theodore __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

07-08-2003, 07:19 PM	#18 (permalink)
Spinach_Indeed Banned? Location: Artic Tundra	Cherrio! __________________ Spinach in Need is Spinach Indeed

07-08-2003, 08:18 PM	#20 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	kill kill kill paul,ringo and yoko __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

07-08-2003, 10:30 PM	#21 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	Kill Yoko - who wouldn't Fuck Ringo - you know what they say about big noses.... Marry Paul - he's my soulmate. George W Bush Tony Blair Johnny Howard __________________ Ohayo!!!

07-08-2003, 11:25 PM	#22 (permalink)
laxative Loser Location: the bathroom	kill 'em all conan 'obrien, strom thurmond, oprah winfrey

07-09-2003, 03:46 AM	#23 (permalink)
Reese Delicious	Strom Thurmond is already dead, but let's kill him again. Fuck Conan yes I pick conan over oprah... and Marry Oprah.. I don't have to fuck her do I? Joe bob Briggs Billy Bob Thorton John Wayne Gacy __________________ “It is better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick” - Dave Barry Last edited by Reese; 07-09-2003 at 03:51 AM..

07-09-2003, 04:54 AM	#24 (permalink)
KWSN green	Kill Joe Bob Briggs. Just because. Fuck John Wayne Gacy. No, seriously, fuck John Wayne Gacy. Marry Billy Bob Thornton. Hey, he still has traces of Angelina on him. Mmmm... Jolie.... ---------- Steven Seagal Stephen Baldwin Steve Carrel __________________ Your arms are broken!

07-09-2003, 06:46 AM	#25 (permalink)
Troublebot Intently Rocking Location: Davey's	Marry Frylock, 'cause he's so damn smart. Kill Shake, although that's been done before and hasn't worked Fuck Meatwad. Hmmmm, interesting. Carl I'll just leave alone, maybe go over and use his pool. Here's a trio: Neil Peart Geddy Lee Alex Lifeson __________________ Howard Moon: The wind is my only friend. Wind: [whistling] I hate you.

07-09-2003, 08:35 AM	#26 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	Kill Geddy Lee because he is hideous and distubing to small children and pets. Fuck Neil Peart because drummers are cool. Marry Alex Lifeson because he's got lovely hair. Howard Dean John Kerry Hillary Clinton __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

07-09-2003, 08:47 AM	#29 (permalink)
KWSN green	Kill "Kneel Before Zod." It's a phrase, not a person Marry Neil Armstrong. That way I could challenge Buzz Aldrin and not get punched Fuck Neil Simon, because he's Neil Simon. ------------- How about... Ashley Judd Judd Nelson Cletus T. Judd __________________ Your arms are broken!

07-09-2003, 10:42 AM	#31 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	Kill Dick Fuck Mary Tyler Moore like there is no tomorrow Marry Julie Andrews because she would make a great mom, or grandmother...or nanny. Snow White Sleeping Beauty Princess Jasmine from Alladin __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

07-09-2003, 12:30 PM	#32 (permalink)
aus5tin Crazy Location: SWLA	kill Jasmine fuck sleeping beauty marry Ms. White (she's so fucking wholesome...) Jesse Ventura Fairuza Balk Melanie Grifith __________________ You cannot trick a bear... he knows a meal when he sees one.

07-09-2003, 12:39 PM	#33 (permalink)
cheese Psycho Location: In your bath tub with all your other rubber toys	fuck Fairuza Balk marry Ventura.....he's govener for christ sake kill Grifith she f'n annoying

07-09-2003, 01:48 PM	#34 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	fuck Cheese's sig Marry Cheese Kill his webcam Hamburger onion rings chocolate milkshake

07-09-2003, 01:56 PM	#35 (permalink)
BonesCPA No. It's not done yet. Location: sorta kinda phila	Fuck - Giabnt Hamburger marry - KWSN Kill - Shingo ----------------------------- Betty White Barbara Bush Elizabeth Taylor __________________ Back into hibernation.

07-09-2003, 02:06 PM	#36 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Hail Bones' Cetified Public Accountant! If you are going to fuck me you had better spell my name right. I demand an edit, and flowers. -GH

07-09-2003, 02:14 PM	#37 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	Fuck Betty White...I hear she's freaky. Marry Elizabeth Taylor...she's rich and not bad looking for her age. Kill Barbara Bush...with love. What to do with the Latin Trifecta? Ricky Martin Mark Anthony Enrique Iglecias __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

07-09-2003, 06:29 PM	#38 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	Kill Enrique - what good is he to humanity? Fuck Mark Anthony - (to quote cybermike) no, really, FUCK MARK ANTHONY. Marry Ricky Martin - he´s just so dreamy. so... Hugo Balzac Tolstoy __________________ Ohayo!!!

07-09-2003, 08:15 PM	#39 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	yes Boney, Honore de Ballsack. the great French novelist. Ballsack may be justly compared with Dickens for humour, but Dickens was broader in caricature; and with Thackeray for satire. some of Ballsacks work includes; ´Don´t be Blue´ and ´Goddam i´m Itchy: the issues of crabs´. __________________ Ohayo!!!

07-10-2003, 01:17 PM	#40 (permalink)
Troublebot Intently Rocking Location: Davey's	Fuck Hugo Marry Balzac. How great would it be to be Ms. Balzac? Kill Tolstoy Famous Carpenters John Carpenter Karen Carpenter Joseph the Carpenter __________________ Howard Moon: The wind is my only friend. Wind: [whistling] I hate you.