they a-call me a-the a-winnah

hey it's been reopened

WIN!

I am clearly still winning.

nope. sorry.

I don't see what the point is of anyone else posting, because in the end, when I post, I'll be the one winning. Seriously people, c'mon... :D :thumbsup:

Yeah, this is really cheap, and its prolly pissin mods off, but oh well, crow_daw TAKES THE LEAD!

To use a strictly Aussie term:

"I'm letting that last one go through to Gilchrist"

Win I...

what do I win

nothing................. cause I am winning!!!!

I promise to win only once

Honest

you thought you were........til I won!!

A-ha-ha!

You're all deluded.

Everyone knows that you approach something like this with a gameplan.
I'm gonna lurk and lurk and lurk and lurk and lurk and lurk and lurk and lurk and lurk some more, UNTIL:

This will force all of you unprepared people out of action
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Then I win!

Oh well. All your previous posts have been in vain...

Bbut don't worry; I will remember you all in my victory speech(es)!!!

:p

Victory!

One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck up his ass.

True story. He had to go to a doctor to get it out. It was on the news and was pretty embarassing for my family and all. But then he went out and did it again. Different cat, but same story, complete with a trip to the hospital.

Then last week I see him at the pet store buying another cat and I says to him: "Jesus, Walter, what the hell are you doing? You know you're just gonna get that cat stuck up your ass again, so why don't you knock it off?" And he says to me: "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?"

My cousin's a weird guy...


*This post courtesy of the great Kevin Smith movie "Mall Rats" and brought to you by your winner and still champion: Bob Biter.*

Did you all miss me?

I win!

And Bob, thanks for the Mallrats quote, anytime I get to read some Kevin Smith, it's a good day.

You are are LOOOOOSSSSERRRs!

Well, until you post again anyway.

done

God damnit. I don't believe I have ever seen a thread grow so fast. And I win.

Ha!

no one wins while i'm around

Except, of course, me.

Good to see you back Rat!

I'm winning.

not hardly troublebot. and that's it, I'm back!

you guys' wrists feelin ok?




I win

not hardly paddy

Hell Paddy, I'm down to typing with my nose.

It's a hard earned win.

You guys just don't get it, do you? I'm still winning :D

lol does this nonsense count for our post number count too?

and no i didnt win .. but

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- For years, in this industry, whenever a black comic book character, hero or villain, was introduced into the mainstream, they were SLAPPED with racist names, which singled them out as negroes. Now, my book, "White Hatin' Coon", doesn't have any of that bullshit. The character's name is Moleekwa and he's descendant from the African tribe who established the first civilisation on the planet, while all you European motherfuckers were still hiding in caves all afraid of the sun and shit. He's a positive role-model, that a young black reader can look up to. 'Cuz I'm here to tell ya: the chickens is coming home to roost y'all. We will no longer be relegated to the back of the sci-fi theme, we keeping it real; and we're gonna get respect by any means necessary.

- Ah, come on, that's a bunch of horseshit! What about Landau Kalrisian! He got to fly the Millenium Falcon, what's the matter with you?!

- Who said that?

- I did. I think that Landau Kalrisian is a positive role-model in the realm of sci-fi fantasy.

- YO! FUCK LANDAU KALRISIAN! Uncle Tom nigger... Always some white boy gotta bring up the holy trilogy. But Star Wars is just another way that the white man keeps the brother man down, even in a galaxy far, far away. Check this shit: you got cracker farmboy Luke Skywalker (nazi poster boy - blond hair, blue eyes) and then, you got Darth Vader, the blackest motherfucker in the universe, nubian god!...

- What's a nubian?

- SHUT THE FUCK UP! Now, Darth Vader's cool, he down with the force and all of that good shit. Then this cracker, Skywalker, gets his hands on a lightsaber and decides he's gonna run the fucking universe. Gets a whole CLAN of white folks and they gone and bust up Vader's hood the Death Star, now WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU CALL THAT???

- Intergalactic civil war?

- GENTRIFICATION!!! They trying to get rid of the black element to make the universe "safe" for white folk. And "Jedi" is the most insulting installment, when Darth Vader's beautiful black visage is SULLIED, when Luke pulls of his mask to reveal a feeble, crusty old white man. THEY TRYING TO TELL US THAT DEEP INSIDE WE ALL WANTS TO BE WHITE!!!

- Well isn't that true?

- [cocks gun fires] "BLACK RAGE! BLACK RAGE! I KILL ANY OF YOU WHITE FUCKS I LAY MY MOTHERFUCKING EYES ON!!!"



- "What's a nubian..." Bitch, you almost made me laugh.

- What about you? I didn't know you were gonna yell "black rage", I nearly pissed myself.



*I rule both Kevin Smith quotes and this pathetic thread. I am the conceited nerd all other strive to be, but never will achieve.*

*Furthermore, I win.*

Not likely.

I'm sneakin in here and no one will notice that I've stolen rockogre's glory... now if only I could get a ride on that norton of his.

Likely.

Shhh

Yo, bumrush the thread.

I win.

I'm sure I won't win, but I'm in first place right now!!!

we're all wieners, uh winners, yea

Everybody Dance now ...
Everybody Dance now ...
Give me the music
Give me the music
Everybody Dance now ...
Everybody Dance now ...
Yeah ... Yeah ... Yeah
Everybody Dance now ...
Yeah ... Yeah ... Yeah
Everybody Dance now ...

Here is the doe, back with the bass
The jam is live in effect and I don't waste time
Or the mike if it don't rhyme
Jump to the rhythm jump jump to the rhythm jump
And I'm here to provide
Peace and lyrics to make your shake your pants
Take a chance, come on and dance
Guys grab a girl, don't wait, make a whirl
It's your world and I'm just a swirl
Trying to get a nut to move your butt
To the dance floor, so yo what's up
Hands in the air, Come on say yeah,
everybody over here everybody over there
the crowd is live and I feel this groove
Party people in the house
Move ... (Let your mind)
Move ... (Put me online)

(Chorus)

Come on let's sweat, baby
Let the music take control
Let the rhythm move you
Sweat, sweat
Let the music take control
Let the rhythm move you
Everybody dance now ...
Da da da da
da da da da
da da da da, da da da
da da da da, da da da
la da da da
la da da da
dum da dum da dum
everybody dance now

Pause take a breath go for yours
On my command now hit the dance floors
I'm gonna make you sweat till you bleed
Is that ... enough, indeed
I pay the price, control the dice
I'm more precise, to a point I'm nice
The music takes control, your heart and soul
Oh, your body is free and a whole
Dance till you can't dance
Till you can't dance no more
Get on the floor and get warm
Then come back and upside down
Easy now, let me see ya
Move ... (Let your mind)
Move ... (Put me online)
The music is my life ...
everybody dance now ...
everybody dance now ...
everybody dance now ...
everybody ...

(Repeat Chorus)

Um, no. Not time to post yet.