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Old 04-20-2003, 01:03 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Location: The Lovely Emerald City
K F M

Who started the Kill, Fuck or Marry thread on the ol'TFP?
That was a pretty fun thread.

Any takers?

TV News:

Laura Logan

Tom Brokaw

Christina Anapour
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Old 04-20-2003, 01:05 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Laura Logan: marry

Tom Brokaw: marry

Christina Anapour: marry


hey dont knock it

it takes all kinds im sure they look great after a romp in the hay
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Old 04-20-2003, 01:07 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Kill Laura Logan... dunno who she is
Fuck Christina Amanpour... just cause she's a chick
Marry Tom Brokaw. He has the most money.

Ice Cube

Ice-T

Vanilla Ice
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Old 04-20-2003, 01:10 PM   #4 (permalink)
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the queen

the pope

princess stephanie of monaco
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Old 04-20-2003, 01:16 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Forgot to mention the rules:
Must answer the last poster that posted correctly (KWSN) and then post 3 more choices.
Resume play
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Old 04-20-2003, 01:17 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Marry Gary Coleman... for being Gary Coleman
Kill Todd Bridges... nothing better to do with him
Fuck Dana Plato... if she were alive

How aboooout.... crappy Canadian singers!

Alanis Morrisette
Celine Dion
Joelle Rabu
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Old 04-20-2003, 01:20 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Kill Laura Logan... dunno who she is
Fuck Christina Amanpour... just cause she's a chick
Marry Tom Brokaw. He has the most money.

Ice Cube

Ice-T

Vanilla Ice

I'd kill Vanilla Ice (that's a shocker)

I'd marry Ice-T 'cause he's cool

I'd fuck Ice Cube 'cause he's who's left



President Bush

Colin Powell

Dick Cheney
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Old 04-20-2003, 01:29 PM   #8 (permalink)
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bush fuck just for the name

colin fuck just for a name that almost colon

dick fuck just for the name


britney

christina

cher
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Old 04-20-2003, 01:34 PM   #9 (permalink)
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KILL CHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck Britney

Fuck Christina

Marry Britney

Marry Christina



How about...

The Father

The Son

The Holy Ghost
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Old 04-20-2003, 03:56 PM   #10 (permalink)
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The rules of the game are you must Kill one, marry one, and fuck one... not kill all three, etc. Then post 3 more people for the next person to decide.

Play right, or don't play at all.
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Old 04-20-2003, 04:15 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Originally posted by JadziaDax
The rules of the game are you must Kill one, marry one, and fuck one... not kill all three, etc. Then post 3 more people for the next person to decide.

Play right, or don't play at all.
It's great to have a teacher watching out for those who do try and play by the rules!
You're great, Jadzia!
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Old 07-08-2003, 02:58 PM   #12 (permalink)
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I loved this game. So I'm starting it back up... do as they said before, play it RIGHT.

Here goes:

Angus Young

Bon Scott

Brian Johnson
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Old 07-08-2003, 06:14 PM   #13 (permalink)
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so good to see this game back!

kill Bon Scott - not much work here.

fuck Brian Johnson - good for a short screaming match.

marry Angus Young - a keeper to be sure!

and...
Beyonce

Kelly

Michelle
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Old 07-08-2003, 06:20 PM   #14 (permalink)
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kill Beyonce

fuck Michelle

marry Kelly

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Laura Innes
Laura Brannigan
Laura Schlessinger
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Old 07-08-2003, 06:37 PM   #15 (permalink)
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ok, had to research these lovely ladies.
so,
Kill Laura Schlessinger. strange.

Fuck Laura Brannigan. what an icon.

Marry Laura Innes. i need a rich doctor sugar mummy.


so...
Drew
Cameron
Lucy
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Old 07-08-2003, 07:01 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Kill Drew
Fuck Cameron
and Marry Lucy


so...
KWSN
Bones
Bundy
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Old 07-08-2003, 07:14 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Marry KWSN
Kill Bones
Fuck Bundy

...based on avatars

Alvin
Simon
Theodore
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Old 07-08-2003, 07:19 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Cherrio!
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Old 07-08-2003, 07:40 PM   #19 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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Fuck Mrs. Garrett (oh yeah, oldey but goody)

Kill Dudley, cause he was traumatized enough by the Bike shop guy, aka-Mr. Carlton from WKRP)

Marry Mr. Drummond cause he's rich.

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Tony Dorsett
Tony Danza
Tony Bennett

Quote:
by the way...did i just get killed?
yes
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Old 07-08-2003, 08:18 PM   #20 (permalink)
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see the links to my music?
 
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kill

kill

kill


paul,ringo and yoko
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Old 07-08-2003, 10:30 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Kill Yoko - who wouldn't

Fuck Ringo - you know what they say about big noses....

Marry Paul - he's my soulmate.


George W Bush
Tony Blair
Johnny Howard
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Old 07-08-2003, 11:25 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Location: the bathroom
kill 'em all

conan 'obrien, strom thurmond, oprah winfrey
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Old 07-09-2003, 03:46 AM   #23 (permalink)
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Strom Thurmond is already dead, but let's kill him again.
Fuck Conan yes I pick conan over oprah...
and Marry Oprah.. I don't have to fuck her do I?

Joe bob Briggs
Billy Bob Thorton
John Wayne Gacy
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Old 07-09-2003, 04:54 AM   #24 (permalink)
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Kill Joe Bob Briggs. Just because.

Fuck John Wayne Gacy. No, seriously, fuck John Wayne Gacy.

Marry Billy Bob Thornton. Hey, he still has traces of Angelina on him. Mmmm... Jolie....

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Steven Seagal
Stephen Baldwin
Steve Carrel
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Old 07-09-2003, 06:46 AM   #25 (permalink)
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Marry Frylock, 'cause he's so damn smart.
Kill Shake, although that's been done before and hasn't worked
Fuck Meatwad. Hmmmm, interesting.

Carl I'll just leave alone, maybe go over and use his pool.

Here's a trio:

Neil Peart
Geddy Lee
Alex Lifeson
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Old 07-09-2003, 08:35 AM   #26 (permalink)
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Kill Geddy Lee because he is hideous and distubing to small children and pets.

Fuck Neil Peart because drummers are cool.

Marry Alex Lifeson because he's got lovely hair.

Howard Dean
John Kerry
Hillary Clinton
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Old 07-09-2003, 08:36 AM   #27 (permalink)
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fuck hillary

marry the other two


Neil Simon

Neil Armstrong

Kneel Before Zod
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Old 07-09-2003, 08:42 AM   #28 (permalink)
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Location: West Michigan
Quote:
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The rules of the game are you must Kill one, marry one, and fuck one... not kill all three, etc. Then post 3 more people for the next person to decide.

Play right, or don't play at all.
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Old 07-09-2003, 08:47 AM   #29 (permalink)
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Kill "Kneel Before Zod." It's a phrase, not a person

Marry Neil Armstrong. That way I could challenge Buzz Aldrin and not get punched

Fuck Neil Simon, because he's Neil Simon.

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How about...

Ashley Judd

Judd Nelson

Cletus T. Judd
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Old 07-09-2003, 09:29 AM   #30 (permalink)
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fuck the olsen twins

kill koch

marry the smurf


Mary Tyler Moore

Dick Van Dyke

Julie Andrews
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Old 07-09-2003, 10:42 AM   #31 (permalink)
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Kill Dick

Fuck Mary Tyler Moore like there is no tomorrow

Marry Julie Andrews because she would make a great mom, or grandmother...or nanny.

Snow White
Sleeping Beauty
Princess Jasmine from Alladin
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Old 07-09-2003, 12:30 PM   #32 (permalink)
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kill Jasmine
fuck sleeping beauty
marry Ms. White (she's so fucking wholesome...)


Jesse Ventura
Fairuza Balk
Melanie Grifith
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Old 07-09-2003, 12:39 PM   #33 (permalink)
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Location: In your bath tub with all your other rubber toys
fuck Fairuza Balk
marry Ventura.....he's govener for christ sake
kill Grifith she f'n annoying
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Old 07-09-2003, 01:48 PM   #34 (permalink)
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fuck Cheese's sig
Marry Cheese
Kill his webcam

Hamburger
onion rings
chocolate milkshake
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Old 07-09-2003, 01:56 PM   #35 (permalink)
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Fuck - Giabnt Hamburger
marry - KWSN
Kill - Shingo
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Betty White
Barbara Bush
Elizabeth Taylor
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Old 07-09-2003, 02:06 PM   #36 (permalink)
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Hail Bones' Cetified Public Accountant!

If you are going to fuck me you had better spell my name right.
I demand an edit, and flowers.
-GH
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Old 07-09-2003, 02:14 PM   #37 (permalink)
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Fuck Betty White...I hear she's freaky.

Marry Elizabeth Taylor...she's rich and not bad looking for her age.

Kill Barbara Bush...with love.

What to do with the Latin Trifecta?

Ricky Martin
Mark Anthony
Enrique Iglecias
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Old 07-09-2003, 06:29 PM   #38 (permalink)
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Kill Enrique - what good is he to humanity?

Fuck Mark Anthony - (to quote cybermike) no, really, FUCK MARK ANTHONY.

Marry Ricky Martin - he´s just so dreamy.


so...

Hugo
Balzac
Tolstoy
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Old 07-09-2003, 08:15 PM   #39 (permalink)
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yes Boney, Honore de Ballsack. the great French novelist.
Ballsack may be justly compared with Dickens for humour, but Dickens was broader in caricature; and with Thackeray for satire.

some of Ballsacks work includes; ´Don´t be Blue´ and ´Goddam i´m Itchy: the issues of crabs´.
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Old 07-10-2003, 01:17 PM   #40 (permalink)
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Fuck Hugo
Marry Balzac. How great would it be to be Ms. Balzac?
Kill Tolstoy

Famous Carpenters

John Carpenter
Karen Carpenter
Joseph the Carpenter
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