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Pyrate · 07-12-2003, 09:57 AM

Somebody sa-ave me! Please!

grumpyolddude · 07-12-2003, 10:57 AM

Wait there! I'll send Scooter the Wonder Dog(g?)

MacGnG · 07-12-2003, 12:17 PM

Clifford the big red dog to the rescue!!

Stiltzkin · 07-12-2003, 07:52 PM

Are you a hot babe, with a nice bust, blue or green eyes, long, straight dark hair, no taller than 5'8", light to fair complexion, simple round face with plain-but-strong facial features, and look stunningly beautiful in a pair of short jean shorts and a tanktop? If not, I probably don't have enough time to save you.

vermin · 07-12-2003, 07:58 PM

Clarify your dilemma, help is on the way. But don't hold your breath.

crackpot · 07-12-2003, 08:27 PM

Uh, I'm guessing a breath mint is needed here?

Macheath · 07-12-2003, 08:28 PM

If the nature of your emergency is emotional...press one.
If the nature of your emergency is physical...press two.
If the nature of your emergency is psychological...press three
If the nature of your emergency is environmental...press four
If the nature of your emergency is existential...press nine.
If you are being attacked by giant spiders...press five; if the spiders are existential, press seven

For all other emergencies, hang up and dial (212) 679-4111.

Minx · 07-13-2003, 01:52 AM

*Throws Pyrate a rope....

Fly · 07-13-2003, 04:43 AM

ahh quit your whinin',pick yourself up and dust yourself off...you'll be okay.

07-12-2003, 09:57 AM	#1 (permalink)
Pyrate Psycho Location: London, CorBlimeyLand	Helllp! Somebody sa-ave me! Please! __________________ ?

07-12-2003, 10:57 AM	#2 (permalink)
grumpyolddude Deliberately unfocused Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby	Wait there! I'll send Scooter the Wonder Dog(g?) __________________ "Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard

07-12-2003, 07:52 PM	#4 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	Are you a hot babe, with a nice bust, blue or green eyes, long, straight dark hair, no taller than 5'8", light to fair complexion, simple round face with plain-but-strong facial features, and look stunningly beautiful in a pair of short jean shorts and a tanktop? If not, I probably don't have enough time to save you. __________________ The most important thing in this world is love.

07-12-2003, 07:58 PM	#5 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	Clarify your dilemma, help is on the way. But don't hold your breath. __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

07-13-2003, 01:52 AM	#8 (permalink)
Minx Junkie Location: Up yonder	*Throws Pyrate a rope.... __________________ You've been a naughty boy....go to my room!

07-12-2003, 12:17 PM	#3 (permalink)
MacGnG Know Where!	Clifford the big red dog to the rescue!!

07-12-2003, 08:27 PM	#6 (permalink)
crackpot Junkie Location: Montreal	Uh, I'm guessing a breath mint is needed here?

07-12-2003, 08:28 PM	#7 (permalink)
Macheath Junkie Location: Sydney, Australia	If the nature of your emergency is emotional...press one. If the nature of your emergency is physical...press two. If the nature of your emergency is psychological...press three If the nature of your emergency is environmental...press four If the nature of your emergency is existential...press nine. If you are being attacked by giant spiders...press five; if the spiders are existential, press seven For all other emergencies, hang up and dial (212) 679-4111.

07-13-2003, 04:43 AM	#9 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	ahh quit your whinin',pick yourself up and dust yourself off...you'll be okay. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios