Going to War.(graphic)

[Reese]

This just in!

House Flies have targeted mike's room as their primary target! They began their invasion sometime yesterday and there has already been many casualties. There has always been Tension between Mike and the flies but until recently they have led semi-peaceful lives together. The flies have always accused mike of racially profiling the winged creatures. One Mikean was reported saying, "Those damn flys keep landing on my pop can, and on my ear, and I'm afraid to eat my sandwich after those nasty beast's have touched it."

Susan: Excuse me Bob, We're going live to Silvia St. fly at Fly & Fly Meats.
Susan: "Silvia can you her me?"
Silvia: "Yes susan. I'm here with Joe fly, the Co-owner of Fly and Fly meats. Joe, what are you thoughts about this whole mess?"
Joe: "Well Silvia, It's hard. Being in a mike only part of the room is very frightning for my family and me. We've lost almost all of our business because people are just too scared to come on this side of the room."
*BOOM*
Bob: "Silvia, Are you there? Silvia?"
Susan: "We've lost Silvia, Hopefully this is just technical difficulties, Let's move on to our next news story. Yesterday Musca domestica from the republic of the Living room broke legendary hall of famer Allen Flymore's record in..."
Bob: "I'm sorry susan, We have silvia on the phone, Silvia what happened?"
Silvia: Bob, *inaudible* cameraman an... *inaudible* ...dead. *inaudible*...en massive air strikes have been tearing through the room. *inaudible* We've taken cover unt... *inaudible* ...Flyswatter...*inaudible*
Susan: "I'm sorry, We've lost contact with Silvia again, Go to commercial?"

*commercial break*

Susan: "We're back. That was our last commercial until this war is over"
Bob:"We've recieved word from robert, our field producer that Silvia St. Fly and more than 4 others were just killed near the sandwich... RIP Silvia July 6th - July 12th 2003.
Susan: "My thoughts and prayers go out to the family of the victims, We've just learned that the following locations are being evacuated; Pop can, Sandwich, Keyboard, monitor, and the north & eastern walls. Please be advised and do not travel to these areas."
*BOOM*
Susan:"It seems as though the studio has come under attack! "
Bob: "Let's get out of here!"

Mike: "DAMN FLIES!!!! GET AWAY FROM ME!!!"