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Old 06-16-2008, 04:45 PM   #18441 (permalink)
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Old 06-16-2008, 09:23 PM   #18442 (permalink)
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Old 06-17-2008, 02:47 AM   #18443 (permalink)
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Old 06-17-2008, 03:20 AM   #18444 (permalink)
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Old 06-17-2008, 05:58 AM   #18445 (permalink)
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Pearl Harbor

Pearl Harbor recipe
serve in Highball Glass
1 oz vodka
1/2 oz melon liqueur
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Old 06-17-2008, 06:03 AM   #18446 (permalink)
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Deservedly short-lived novelty drink celebrating the first Start Trek movie

1 shot Jim Beam Bourbon
1 shot Cutty Sark Scotch
on ice with 7UP

... nApPY
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Old 06-17-2008, 08:22 AM   #18447 (permalink)
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Old 06-17-2008, 10:28 AM   #18448 (permalink)
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Old 06-17-2008, 10:34 AM   #18449 (permalink)
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Innie
/ like the belly button
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Old 06-17-2008, 04:08 PM   #18450 (permalink)
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Old 06-17-2008, 05:32 PM   #18451 (permalink)
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...I have pics of my wife's from when our boys were born. Too bad it doesn't have a number on it or I'd post it in the picture counting game thread.
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Old 06-18-2008, 02:33 AM   #18452 (permalink)
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Old 06-18-2008, 05:34 AM   #18453 (permalink)
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afterlife
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Old 06-18-2008, 06:46 AM   #18454 (permalink)
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Old 06-18-2008, 10:22 AM   #18455 (permalink)
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reintarnation

/ that's when you're reborn as a hillbilly
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Old 06-18-2008, 11:20 AM   #18456 (permalink)
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retarded...

(when your mommy and daddy are siblings...)
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 06-18-2008, 01:43 PM   #18457 (permalink)
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George Walker Bush
/ Like fish in a barrel.
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Old 06-18-2008, 01:46 PM   #18458 (permalink)
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shoot...

(the fish, not the POTUS...)
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 06-18-2008, 01:58 PM   #18459 (permalink)
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high
/ aim low
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Old 06-18-2008, 07:09 PM   #18460 (permalink)
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noon
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Old 06-18-2008, 08:26 PM   #18461 (permalink)
Master Thief. Master Criminal. Masturbator.
 
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shadow
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Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist
Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me.
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Old 06-19-2008, 02:34 AM   #18462 (permalink)
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moon...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
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Old 06-19-2008, 05:20 AM   #18463 (permalink)
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Old 06-19-2008, 08:17 AM   #18464 (permalink)
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Peace Train
/ It's a holy roller
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Old 06-20-2008, 02:48 AM   #18465 (permalink)
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phoebe snow...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 06-20-2008, 12:47 PM   #18466 (permalink)
Upright
 
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melt
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mother nature made the aeroplane, and the submarine sandwich, with the steady hands and dead eye of a remarkable sculptor.
she shed her mountain turning training wheels, for the convenience of the moving sidewalk, that delivers the magnetic monkey children through the mouth of impossible calendar clock, into the devil's manhole cauldron.
physics of a bicycle, isn't it remarkable?
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Old 06-20-2008, 03:39 PM   #18467 (permalink)
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patty
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Old 06-20-2008, 03:44 PM   #18468 (permalink)
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hearst...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 06-20-2008, 05:14 PM   #18469 (permalink)
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Tanya
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Old 06-20-2008, 07:30 PM   #18470 (permalink)
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Memme

...my wife watches her show but I just happen to notice Tanya
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Old 06-21-2008, 06:32 PM   #18471 (permalink)
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poltroon
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Old 06-22-2008, 04:08 AM   #18472 (permalink)
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run...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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Old 06-22-2008, 05:28 AM   #18473 (permalink)
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Old 06-22-2008, 05:41 AM   #18474 (permalink)
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Rushdie

~Salman's fish doppleganger~
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Old 06-22-2008, 06:53 AM   #18475 (permalink)
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Old 06-22-2008, 08:09 AM   #18476 (permalink)
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pyre
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Old 06-22-2008, 08:14 AM   #18477 (permalink)
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fire...

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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 06-22-2008, 08:23 AM   #18478 (permalink)
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devil

...Fire by Crazy World Of Arthur Brown - another version that reminds me of my early boyhood, being stoned and laying on my bed listening to weird new kinds of music....often climaxed by listening to "Je t'aime... moi non plus" when a real girlfriend was not available.
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Old 06-22-2008, 12:56 PM   #18479 (permalink)
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eggs
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Old 06-22-2008, 01:29 PM   #18480 (permalink)
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unfertilized
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