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bites
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nibbles
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kibbles
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bits
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bytes
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sucks
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...lollipop
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lolita
oops...V...thanks unc, I corrected it so that hot young thing doesn't think I'm an old dumb guy |
nabokov...
(it's "lolita" by the way, nick...) |
^ thanks, unc. Damn, I used to be a good speller :(
Tolstoy |
Chekhov
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penalty box...
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punishment
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crime...
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I. P. Dailey
/ I feel so elementary school now. |
noogies
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yarbles
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...dangling participles
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scrotum
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bag... |
tea
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spoon
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1 Attachment(s)
...[BAG]LADY (oops...tea and spoon postings happened while i did this)
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Fork
(@ shell: Wouldn't mind spooning that. Or forking.) |
chopsticks
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sushi
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applesauce...
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pork chop
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...miss piggy
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BBQ'tee
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Miss North Carolina
http://msnbcmedia2.msn.com/j/msnbc/C...vmed_9p.v2.jpg |
Miss Congeniality.
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Congential
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congenital...
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Genitals
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...genie
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Barbara
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barbell
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farfel...
(otto, where ya been?) |
fahrfenugen
(this drive is not golf, unc) |
Schwanstucker
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but I miss you all! ...hell, where are we on this thing? tfp on a cell phone is disorienting. crap |
:) ...hang in there, ottopilot, and CONGRATS on the new job and new baby!!
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Sharecropper
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stepenfetchit...
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buckwheat
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zydeco
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...cajun blues
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crawdads
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mudbugs
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jambalaya
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poke salad...
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Annie....
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Lennox
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...china
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wall
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banger
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...jehovahs witness
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Goat-fuckers
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...rams
(so i guess you're saying JWs banged on your door one too many times too :paranoid: ) |
reams
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paper
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doll
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real
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estate
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Chihuahua
/ It's an estate in Mehhhico that borders on the estate of Tejas. |
Pepito (Xavier Cugat's Chihuahua doggie)
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Pepto-Bismol
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immodium-d...
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You-No-Poo
/ the constipation sensation that's sweeping the nation |
Winnie's bastard Amer-Asian child from his time in Nam.
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Ladybear
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beetle...
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crunchy
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Frog
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francais
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pea soup
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London Particular
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Emma Peel (a classic British dish)
http://www.uk2usa.co.uk/images/prodi...J000005(1).jpg |
moneypenny...
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Bond
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bail
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...exonerated
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exfoliated
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depiliated
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hairless...
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...Bald Head Island
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straight anal
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enema...
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tequila
/ From a conversation overheard in college: "You want to go see [wretched local band] tonight?" "I'd rather have a tequila enema." "Lime and salt with that?" |
floor...
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parquet
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...park, eh?
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Moose Dick
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....................(nevermind)
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Nirvana?
/ that to nevermind Explaining Moose Dick: Two guys are sitting on the porch in Canada. One says, "You want to play 20 questions?" Other guy says, "OK, eh." "OK, I've got one." Second guy says, "Can you eat it?" First guy, "Well, I guess so?" Second guy says, "Moose Dick." First guy, "Damn. You win. Again." |
Ambrosia
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scent...
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