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ahahahha..........i love it phil........people look at me funny when i ask them to close their pneumonia hole.........hahahhhah like "wtf are you talkin' about" kinda funny :thumbsup: Quote:
pneumonia hole:D |
spiracle
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gill
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ventricle...
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oracle
/ from auricle... |
delphi
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python
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mountie...
(RCMP...) |
taxidermy
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yellow
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...pics7/Taxi.jpg Jim [taking a written driving test]: Pssst. What does a yellow light mean? Bobby: Slow down. Jim: Okay. What...does...a...yellow...light...mean? Bobby: Slow down! Jim: Okay. Whaaaaaat...dooooooeees...aaaaaaaa...yeeeeeel-loooooow...liiiiiiight...meeeeeeeaaan? |
River
/ The Classic novel by I. P. Freely / Damn, Nick, I still want to do Terrible, Awful, Filthy things to Marilu Henner that she would really, really enjoy. |
Phoenix
...Th, you'd better lay off Marilu, bud. She's MINE...you hear, all MINE!!! |
Hot
/ But it's a dry heat / Unlike what I will do with Marilu / I am willing to share, there's plenty of her to go around. |
buns
...to be more specific, hot cross buns. Like the ones on you know who Marilu. |
Spanking
/ That'll give ya hot cross buns / If it's done right |
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lustful
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cute...
but tell us how you REALLY feel... |
adorable
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"cootchy-coo..."
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infantilism
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Pampers
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rash
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statement
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oinkment
(for use on a sore pig) |
menicine...
(taken by a sick guy...) |
farmishy (same sick guy a day later?)
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horsies
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Budweiser beer
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sadder...(but wiser...)
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wisenheimer
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Schlemiel
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mohel
...not sure why I associated that word, because the mohel I know around here is a pretty smart guy |
turtleneck
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cape...
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Opera
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Queen
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King
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Dons
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Mafiosos
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sopranos...
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castrati
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choirboys
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LAPD...
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Lap dance
/ Aha! Wambaugh. I gets it now. |
St Bernard
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mini-keg...
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Beer Baby
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Fly
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ass
/ it's all about the ass. |
tits
/ I can't forget the tits. |
Palin
/ McCain/Tits '08 |
voice
...not what she says so much, but her voice rubs me the wrong way...maybe it'll grow on me. |
tenor
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pavarotti
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Coltrane
...how saxy |
Newcastle
/ taking a train full of coals there... |
sisyphus...
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absurd
...but happy |
Fundamentalists
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bay...
(of fundy...didn't know i was geographically inclined, didja?) |
leaf
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book
(leaf out of a book) |
gamble
...as in bookie |
roulette
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thunder (dont ask)
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cats!
/ Ho-ooooo! |
cuddly
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Myself
/ Chicks dig me because I'm cuddly / and I rarely wear underwear, and when I do it's usually something unusual. |
bourgeois!!!
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grenouille!!!
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têtards
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french...
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tickler
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feather
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pillow
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talk...
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yap
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soul
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picnic...
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ants
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uncles
...like phil |
Beer
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Polar
...in the finest Venezuelan tradition http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2.../Polarbeer.jpg http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...Polarbeer2.jpg |
bear
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naked
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milk
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get
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great...
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smart
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Sneaker
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