Shirts off

[mirevolver]

It's the end of a long day and you're taking off your shirt before you go to bed. Now think for a moment, how do you take your shirt off? (Assume no buttons.)

1. Grab the collar and pull.

2. Grab the bottom and lift.

3. Rip it off. (Hulk Hogan style)

4. Other, please enlighten us.

[ForgottenKnight]

I rip it off naturally...j/k

I grab the collar and pull sometimes, and sometimes grab the bottom and lift...but I think that I do the first more often than the second...

[rat]

Normally I grab whatever part is handy, but seeing as it's usually a one-handed ordeal, I grab about midway between collar and bottom, making it a nice handhold that allows me to get the thing off in one pull as well

[YourNeverThere]

are me and niceguy really the only ones who rip off our shirts at the end of the day? i mean come on, i have no time to pull at collers and whatnot, just pull really hard and forget about it

[Stiltzkin]

Put me arms inside of it first, then with my arms inside grab the bottom and pull it up. Either this or just get it by the collar I don't really have a set way of doing it.

[Meridae'n]

Unfortunately i haven't the financial resources to go ripping my clothes off willy-nilly, so i'll have to go option #2...

[bundy]

i used to be a from the bottom and lift guy - but then i realised that grabbing the collar and pulling it over the head is a far more macho and sexy way of going about things.

[boredjerk]

they usually rot off.

[MrFlux]

Grab the collar and pull. Sometimes I lift from the bottom... I never really thought about it

[Sleepyjack]

iam with Stiltzkin, pull the arms in first then take it off

[Pyrate]

Actually, after a hard long exhausting day, I usually burst into flames, thus eliminating the need for me to take off my shirt!!!

Other than that, I just collapse fully clothed onto my bed and take it off when I wake up...

[Loup]

Shirt? I don't need no stinkin' shirt.

[platypus]

Grab back of collar, pull over head, drop on floor over yesterday's shirt.

[Troublebot]

I just flex and my pecs rip the shirt right in half.

[KWSN]

reach over my shoulders and grab the back, then pull over my head. nothing too special.

[Snakeyes]

I'm trying to do this right now, as unbiased as possible.

1. Pull right arm inside
2. Pull shirt over head using left arm
3. Pull left arm out of shirt

Yep.
Dunno why.

[Minx]

From a girl's point of view...watching a guy take it off using the tactic of starting at the collar and shrugging out of it thing...oh ya baby...bring it on!
Me....grab at the bottom and yank it off.

[Giant Hamburger]

Hail mundane shirt-removers!

I am followed around by a teaming cloud of vicious lampreys. I avoid these blood-sucking parasites for as long as possible. By the end of each day they have caught up to me. A suction mechanism brings the teeth of their oral disc in contact with my clothes tearing them to ribbons within seconds. They seek the succulent flesh that dwells beneath.

That is when I run into the house screaming for the wife to beat them off with a broom. I envy your more conventional way of clothing removal. I am, however, pink and hairless.
-GH

[mirevolver]

interesting responses everyone.

I myself grab the collar and pull.

But when watching a woman do it. The sexiest thing she can do is grab the bottom and lift up.

[bermuDa]

i set fire to my clothes when I want to undress. Not only do they come off instantly, i don't have to wash em either!

[The Atomic Boy]

Well normally I just pull from the collar always seemed to be the natural way to do it but theres that occasion where somone will make me really angry so Ill grow big and green and the shirt just kinda shreds off in the process.

[tikki]

I go from the bottom and pull over my head so it turns inside out. That way the logos on the shirt don't get messed up in the washer and dryer.

When I am feeling full of energy, I do go Hulk Hogan style, brother.

[The_Dude]

i grab the bottom n lift that sucka up

[richeee]

Shirts? what are these "shirts" you speak of? In the summer, I shed the fur, in the winter, I grow the fur.
Is that odd?

[grumpyolddude]

Originally posted by Minx
...oh ya baby...bring it on!
Me....grab at the bottom and yank it off.

*dirty mind wandering off-topic.... again*

I reach over my head and grab my shirt mid-back. Lifting straight upward until the tail clears my torso, I fling the shirt against the southernmost wall of my hovel. If it sticks, I peel it off and send it to laundry. If not, I set it aside for another day of wear.

[Fly]

i usually ask her to lift her arms up....nice and high.then i will lift the lower portion of her shirt/blouse to the navel area.after getting a stammering hard-on...i then proceed to lift it up to the breast area and take a quick break.

*reason is...is i'm in for a long ride*

after exposing the (all natural) breasts...i...of course..suckle the nipples while slowly relieving the beautiful goddess of a wife i have of her shirt/blouse and then it gets tossed aside like yesterday's newspaper.

*wants to,....but dosen't carry on.*






ooopppsss..........wrong thread.

[Fremen]

ooopppsss..........wrong thread.

You ever thought about writing?
You might oughta.

[Fly]

Originally posted by Fremen
You ever thought about writing?
You might oughta.

my sister writes alot of shit...me..never even thought about it.

havin' fun in this place though i'll tell ya'.




i usually lift my back collar over my head and then grab the bottom of the back of my shirt and pull it all off with my left hand.



*thanks fremen......you made me think*

[troit]

for myself -- Bottom and lift