I had a dream...
 

I had a dream about uncle phil.

All I remember was, we were sitting at a bar and uncle phil was looking at me disapprovingly about whatever subject I was pontificating about.

I now feel mildly depressed.

Were either of you naked? Sometimes that happens in dreams.

Nope, not naked. Not even wrapped in toilet paper.

well, pontificate about something that's a little less depressing, whydoncha?

I'll try, if it ever happens again.
We'll talk golf this time.

I've dreamed about phil many times. He's very stimulating.

What were you drinking, in the dream?

No idea what we were drinking.
I barely remembered the bits and pieces in the op. :)

thanks for talking golf...

You mean the frustrating attempt to guide an uncontrollable object into an inaccessible hole using instruments ill-adapted to the purpose?

Ocm?, they said "talking" golf, not playing. I'm a world class golf talker, but I can't play worth a shit. But I like taking quiet walks in the woods and greens.

i guess all the other four-letter words are already taken...

When I dreamed about you last night, your words were indistinguishable from purring.

F**king cats.

i sense a new pick-up line in the making

It might just be Fremen's mustache.