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uncle phil · 09-17-2008, 01:11 PM

Cynthetiq · 09-17-2008, 02:14 PM

wild it's got it's own corner

Emo Corner - Emo Hair, Emo Pics, Emo Quotes, and Emo Poems

Ourcrazymodern? · 09-17-2008, 05:24 PM

I can do some emo
without his consultation
phil, what the fuck's wrong?

PonyPotato · 09-17-2008, 05:27 PM

uncle phil · 09-18-2008, 02:20 AM

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said "Stop! don't do it!" "Why shouldn't I?" he said. I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!" He said, "Like what?" I said, "Well...are you religious or atheist?" He said, "Religious." I said, "Me too! Are you christian or buddhist?" He said, "Christian." I said, "Me too! Are you catholic or protestant?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me too! Are you episcopalian or baptist?" He said, "Baptist!" I said,"Wow! Me too! Are you baptist church of god or baptist church of the lord?" He said, "Baptist church of god!" I said, "Me too! Are you original baptist church of god, or are you reformed baptist church of god?" He said,"Reformed Baptist church of god!" I said, "Me too! Are you reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1879, or reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1915?" He said, "Reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1915!" I said, "Die, heretic scum", and pushed him off. -- Emo Phillips

BadNick · 09-18-2008, 03:42 AM

I'm putting this here to make sure people know that in this thread, this is NOT what we are doing:

ring · 09-18-2008, 06:25 AM

Consider yourself hugged.....

all of you,
all of the time.

I'm off to emote in other venues now.
I'll check out this Emo Phillips guy,
never heard of him before.

lovie kisses,
ring.

SSJTWIZTA · 09-18-2008, 06:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BadNick

I'm putting this here to make sure people know that in this thread, this is NOT what we are doing

its what im doing.

BadNick · 09-18-2008, 06:49 AM

...talk about cutting, I'm posting this to point out that sometimes "emo" is misunderstood...though not in this thread I'm sure. So a "true-emo" doesn't want to cut and end it all...I think the point would be to stay alive so you can keep cutting and bleeding every day. Ending it is chicken shit, not emo shit.

SSJTWIZTA · 09-18-2008, 06:58 AM

well, these days you can cut and cleanse with ease.

random knicks and cuts with no infections.

now thats emo friendly.

BadNick · 09-18-2008, 07:12 AM

...this thread makes me so happy

ottopilot · 09-18-2008, 09:02 AM

Was this thread supposed to be about Emo Phillips? If not...

BadNick · 09-18-2008, 11:23 AM

otto,

you're making all the emo's cry ...very very very sad....you spelled it with two L's when it only has one. I could just kill myself

Emo Philips

ottopilot · 09-18-2008, 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BadNick

otto,

you're making all the emo's cry ...very very very sad....you spelled it with two L's when it only has one. I could just kill myself

Emo Philips

argh.... banishment is too good.

uncle phil · 09-18-2008, 11:47 AM

Emo Philips - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia

uncle phil · 09-19-2008, 02:32 AM

...and always remember the last words of my grandfather, who said, "A truck!" -- Emo Phillips

uncle phil · 09-20-2008, 03:25 AM

I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well." -- Emo Phillips

ring · 09-20-2008, 10:12 AM

Thanks phil....I suck at remembering jokes, but I will surely remember that one.
It me had me chuckling but good.

Good good good good good!

BadNick · 09-20-2008, 07:28 PM

Since I still own them money for '07, I might try to use this one:

"I got a letter from the IRS. Apparently I owe them $800. So I sent them a letter back. I said, "If you'll remember, I fastened my return with a paper clip, which according to your very own latest government pentagon spending figures will more than make up for the difference."
Emo Philips.

uncle phil · 09-21-2008, 03:51 AM

The toughest time...in anyone's life...is when you have to kill a loved one just because they're the devil. -- Emo Phillips

ring · 09-21-2008, 10:44 AM

Is it possible, that E.Phillips could be George Carlin's son?

uncle phil · 09-22-2008, 12:09 PM

I ran three miles today, finally I said "lady take your purse." -- Emo Phillips
-----Added 22/9/2008 at 04 : 21 : 52-----

uncle phil · 09-23-2008, 03:08 AM

I'm a great lover, I'll bet... -- Emo Phillips

BadNick · 09-23-2008, 04:06 AM

"Women: You can't live with them, and you can't get them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash or something..."
Emo Philips

jewels · 09-23-2008, 06:06 AM

ring · 09-23-2008, 07:07 AM

Okay ..a bit off topic here. but who was that comic strip old woman
who had a bit of an attitude,
she would have great one-liners while sipping her coffee dressed in...
well..old lady type clothing I spose.

heh heh heh...my "change of life is now complete. I really haven't changed all that much,
'cept the hot flashes have subsided, and contrary to popular belief,
I have no trouble whatsoever becoming lubricated.

wow ..that was me talking..and now even further off topic.
Sorry...let's get back to the Emo person.

Glory's Sun · 09-23-2008, 07:28 AM

first off.. how the hell did I miss this thread?? EMO <3 baby

Quote:

Originally Posted by ring

Okay ..a bit off topic here. but who was that comic strip old woman
who had a bit of an attitude,
she would have great one-liners while sipping her coffee dressed in...
well..old lady type clothing I spose.

heh heh heh...my "change of life is now complete. I really haven't changed all that much,
'cept the hot flashes have subsided, and contrary to popular belief,
I have no trouble whatsoever becoming lubricated.

wow ..that was me talking..and now even further off topic.
Sorry...let's get back to the Emo person.

I remember that lady you're talking about..she's all over hallmark cards

jewels · 09-23-2008, 07:28 AM

Is this the one you mean?

MAXINE pictures from jokes & humor photos on webshots

uncle phil · 09-23-2008, 12:19 PM

maxine is hardly emo...

BadNick · 09-23-2008, 12:35 PM

Winnie the Poo is emo too

ring · 09-23-2008, 12:40 PM

Maxine emotes.
I'm confused I 'spose.
I lied.

Hallmark....now that deserves a vilification thread all its own.

gotta go...
the dog I reside with just gave me a 'look.'

uncle phil · 09-23-2008, 01:20 PM

jewels · 09-23-2008, 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil

maxine is hardly emo...

True dat but the lady in #25 reminded us of maxine anyway ...

uncle phil · 09-24-2008, 02:34 AM

People come up to me and say, "Emo, do people really come up to you?" -- Emo Phillips

noodle · 09-24-2008, 03:22 AM

my boyfriend's emo 80s look. teh original emo, thank you very much.

Charlatan · 09-24-2008, 04:39 AM

Why do you guys have to be so full of hate? Why?

/end emo

Glory's Sun · 09-24-2008, 07:14 AM

I'm going to write a song about this thread.. in the dark.. and stain the paper with my mascara filled tears.

jewels · 09-24-2008, 07:30 AM

Glory's Sun · 09-24-2008, 07:56 AM

hitler_emo.jpg

ring · 09-24-2008, 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charlatan

Why do you guys have to be so full of hate? Why?

/end emo

I am an oldish fart to some, being almost fifty years old.

Does this new term 'Emo' mean relishing in self pity?,
and there are dollars to be made from it?

I hate the the haters.

Irony has many wrinkles.

09-17-2008, 01:11 PM	#1 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	All Your Emo Shit Goes Here emo phillips - Google Video __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-17-2008, 02:14 PM	#2 (permalink)
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09-17-2008, 05:24 PM	#3 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	I can do some emo without his consultation phil, what the fuck's wrong? __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

09-17-2008, 05:27 PM	#4 (permalink)
PonyPotato Soaring Location: Ohio!	__________________ "Without passion man is a mere latent force and possibility, like the flint which awaits the shock of the iron before it can give forth its spark." — Henri-Frédéric Amiel

09-18-2008, 02:20 AM	#5 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said "Stop! don't do it!" "Why shouldn't I?" he said. I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!" He said, "Like what?" I said, "Well...are you religious or atheist?" He said, "Religious." I said, "Me too! Are you christian or buddhist?" He said, "Christian." I said, "Me too! Are you catholic or protestant?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me too! Are you episcopalian or baptist?" He said, "Baptist!" I said,"Wow! Me too! Are you baptist church of god or baptist church of the lord?" He said, "Baptist church of god!" I said, "Me too! Are you original baptist church of god, or are you reformed baptist church of god?" He said,"Reformed Baptist church of god!" I said, "Me too! Are you reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1879, or reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1915?" He said, "Reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1915!" I said, "Die, heretic scum", and pushed him off. -- Emo Phillips __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-18-2008, 03:42 AM	#6 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	I'm putting this here to make sure people know that in this thread, this is NOT what we are doing:

09-18-2008, 06:25 AM	#7 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	Consider yourself hugged..... all of you, all of the time. I'm off to emote in other venues now. I'll check out this Emo Phillips guy, never heard of him before. lovie kisses, ring.

09-18-2008, 06:49 AM	#9 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	...talk about cutting, I'm posting this to point out that sometimes "emo" is misunderstood...though not in this thread I'm sure. So a "true-emo" doesn't want to cut and end it all...I think the point would be to stay alive so you can keep cutting and bleeding every day. Ending it is chicken shit, not emo shit.

09-18-2008, 06:58 AM	#10 (permalink)
SSJTWIZTA Master Thief. Master Criminal. Masturbator. Location: Windiwana	well, these days you can cut and cleanse with ease. random knicks and cuts with no infections. now thats emo friendly. __________________ First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew. Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist. Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me. -Pastor Martin Niemoller

09-18-2008, 07:12 AM	#11 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	...this thread makes me so happy

09-18-2008, 09:02 AM	#12 (permalink)
ottopilot let me be clear Location: Waddy Peytona	Was this thread supposed to be about Emo Phillips? If not... __________________ "It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

09-18-2008, 11:23 AM	#13 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	otto, you're making all the emo's cry ...very very very sad....you spelled it with two L's when it only has one. I could just kill myself Emo Philips

09-18-2008, 11:47 AM	#15 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	Emo Philips - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-19-2008, 02:32 AM	#16 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	...and always remember the last words of my grandfather, who said, "A truck!" -- Emo Phillips __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-20-2008, 03:25 AM	#17 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well." -- Emo Phillips __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-23-2008, 06:06 AM	#25 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	__________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

09-20-2008, 10:12 AM	#18 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	Thanks phil....I suck at remembering jokes, but I will surely remember that one. It me had me chuckling but good. Good good good good good!

09-20-2008, 07:28 PM	#19 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	Since I still own them money for '07, I might try to use this one: "I got a letter from the IRS. Apparently I owe them $800. So I sent them a letter back. I said, "If you'll remember, I fastened my return with a paper clip, which according to your very own latest government pentagon spending figures will more than make up for the difference." Emo Philips.

09-21-2008, 03:51 AM	#20 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	The toughest time...in anyone's life...is when you have to kill a loved one just because they're the devil. -- Emo Phillips __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-21-2008, 10:44 AM	#21 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	Is it possible, that E.Phillips could be George Carlin's son?

09-22-2008, 12:09 PM	#22 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	I ran three miles today, finally I said "lady take your purse." -- Emo Phillips -----Added 22/9/2008 at 04 : 21 : 52----- __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. Last edited by uncle phil; 09-22-2008 at 12:21 PM.. Reason: Automerged Doublepost

09-23-2008, 03:08 AM	#23 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	I'm a great lover, I'll bet... -- Emo Phillips __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-23-2008, 04:06 AM	#24 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	"Women: You can't live with them, and you can't get them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash or something..." Emo Philips

09-23-2008, 07:07 AM	#26 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	Okay ..a bit off topic here. but who was that comic strip old woman who had a bit of an attitude, she would have great one-liners while sipping her coffee dressed in... well..old lady type clothing I spose. heh heh heh...my "change of life is now complete. I really haven't changed all that much, 'cept the hot flashes have subsided, and contrary to popular belief, I have no trouble whatsoever becoming lubricated. wow ..that was me talking..and now even further off topic. Sorry...let's get back to the Emo person.

09-23-2008, 07:28 AM	#28 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	Is this the one you mean? MAXINE pictures from jokes & humor photos on webshots __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

09-23-2008, 12:19 PM	#29 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	maxine is hardly emo... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-23-2008, 12:35 PM	#30 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	Winnie the Poo is emo too

09-23-2008, 12:40 PM	#31 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	Maxine emotes. I'm confused I 'spose. I lied. Hallmark....now that deserves a vilification thread all its own. gotta go... the dog I reside with just gave me a 'look.' Last edited by ring; 09-23-2008 at 12:43 PM..

09-23-2008, 01:20 PM	#32 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	__________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-24-2008, 02:34 AM	#34 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	People come up to me and say, "Emo, do people really come up to you?" -- Emo Phillips __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-24-2008, 04:39 AM	#36 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Why do you guys have to be so full of hate? Why? /end emo __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

09-24-2008, 07:14 AM	#37 (permalink)
Glory's Sun Registered User	I'm going to write a song about this thread.. in the dark.. and stain the paper with my mascara filled tears.

09-24-2008, 07:30 AM	#38 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	__________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

09-24-2008, 07:56 AM	#39 (permalink)
Glory's Sun Registered User	hitler_emo.jpg