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The NSFW Image Scavenger Hunt Game 4
This will be the start to Game 4 of The NSFW Image Scavenger Hunt. Game 3 petered out, but there appears to be new life for a new round.
This game is dedicated to the spirit of Rule 34: http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/4250/rule34ds3.png The rules of this game: Quote:
Here are all of the themes chosen for Game 1: "Flipping the Bird" (raised middle fingers) "Beer" "Television" Painting Product Placement "I haven't done it there before" in this "paperless" society nothing really ever became paperless clothing... I want to see pictures that push the boundaries of SFW but stay firmly in the NSFW camp OUTDOORS "Hey! I've Been There!" Ass / Boardgames hot naked chics posing with skis A woman tongue kissing herself in a mirror CHICS + THE COLOR ORANGE Formalwear Powertools The Playground Punk / Goth with smiles Glam Lesbian baked goods / bake sale Your best pic of Sophie the most naked women in one pic PIRATES Public school / uniforms TREES Messy Rooms hot naked chics filling out paperwork In a car / see the subject inside and outside Wow, that was a fun walk down memory lane. And, here's all the themes for Game 2: Animals (no bestiality) Real Estate, or maybe Popcorn Fried Chicken Jewelery FOOTBALL! Musical Instruments MEXICAN WRESTLING MASKS No Smoking Signs Disney! Strippers Cellphones Headphones Lipstick (the redder the better) Blades Crocs Star Wars or Star Trek Shopping Carts Thanksgiving Mound Comic Books For Game 3 1. X-Mas Lights 2. the Hanukkah Menorah 3. Short Hair and Blowjobs 4. OUTIES! (bellybuttons) 5. Hockey or Ice Skating (hard nipples) 6. Bowls 7. Feet/toes 8. Lesbian Rimjobs 9. Diet Coke 10. Funny faces ------- Now we're just waiting for Healer to suggest Round 1 of Game 4... |
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oh, yay! I'm looking forward to this.
how did I ever miss this game? |
Rule 34'd!
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zoinks! my eye-ees!
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I'm in again.
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Rule 34.
I had to add the yucky one to make my post NSFW, for which offense to thine eyes I do apologise :sad: |
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I hope this is representative of Rule #34.
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Welcome back friends! I've been meaning to get the NSFW ISHG (that abbreviation is terrible) back on track for a while now. Credit to Sticky and Redlemon for prompting the rebirth.
The theme for 1st round of Game 4: NSFW Demotivational Posters In addition to the standard rules of the game, the following apply specifically to this round:
The Round will last a max of one week. I may, however, end the round if no new submissions are made for 2 consecutive days. |
I've never participated in the NSFW ISHG before, so this is my first try
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This one is my original. The source text is from an actual motivational poster.
http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/5...17e2929de2.jpg Fun idea, Healer! |
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Not very easy on my eyes, but certainly both NSFW and demotivational.
btw, does MM lose a point for poor spelling in her poster, or is that part of it's charm ;) added just because I laughed when I saw this one http://www.techbasic.net/idlewyse/gay%20porn.jpg |
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Whipped up two more; again, I made them using text from real motivational posters.
http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/9254/motivdiv.jpg http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/1351/motivcow.jpg (This second one would have been better with, say, Tubgirl, or 2girls1cup, but I really didn't want to go there.) |
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Totally made this myself for a Eden a while back, but I think it fits well...
http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/attachm...w-ninjajob.jpg |
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I'm glad I went with this one.
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Alright, I'll be closing the round tomorrow morning. Get your posters in while you still can. :)
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Last one; I needed to build one based on a Demovitational poster from Despair, Inc.
Hey, we can Attach in Nonsense now? Awesome! That should take care of the dead links problem! |
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that girls butthole scares me...
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OK so in my search.. i foudn this and thought i should share with the class http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/7...ngpositive.jpg
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Round 1 - Closed
A fair round to start, thanks to all for participating. Bonus points as follows:
Redlemon, for embracing the spirit of the round with his original works of art...+2 kramus, for naked man-ass...+1 fremen, for that ridiculously awesome-assed chick..+1 The current leaderboard therefore looks like this: Jetée: 5 Lucifer: 4 thirdsun: 3 Redlemon: 3 kramus: 2 Fremen: 2 Sticky: 1 mixedmedia: 1 Punk.of.Ages: 1 uncle phil: 0 cheese: 0 Jetée, you're up! Just PM me when you start so I can get the 1st post in, k? ;) |
Quick administrative notes:
You can attach images. Hit "Go Advanced" under your post, then hit the "Manage Attachments" button. Note that your images have to be 100k or less to use this. This will prevent the loss of images through violating the TOS of the image hosting sites. Also, uncle phil and cheese, you got 0 points from Healer because there was no actual nudity in the images you posted. That's both in the up-front rules, as well as emphasized by Healer in his rules for Round 1. |
Thanks, Red. I'd also like to put forward a motion for consideration: All images must be visible in the thread when the points are tallied up at the end of the round. All hotlinked images that have been rexed cannot be eligible for scoring.
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Sounds fair to me, seeing as we can attach here now.
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no nudity? there was a giant ass hole and streched puss !
ahh guess mine rexed out. no worries.. till next round! |
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Alright. So I'm in the hotseat, am I?
Just to clarify: What do I need to do as a host, just think of a thematic nudie topic for all participating to indulge into and search for golden portrayals? Do I need to post an illustrative example as well? |
Well, Jetée in post #10 healer didn't give an illustration of a demotivational poster. He just said what the target image was to be. So I think you are good to go...
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Yes, just establish the theme, with whatever restrictions or add-ons that you desire. Take a look over the past threads to see how it's been handled in the past. Try not to repeat a theme.
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Okay, I'm going to build my preface, nice theme presentation, instructions, and searching outlines so as to not stir confusion, then I'll be back at a set, but not known, hour, to kick off the next round.
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The theme for the follow-up 2nd round of Game 4: "Let It Rain" Have You Ever Seen the Rain - *click pic to listen http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/...c32e825a_m.jpg As tacked and iterated before, the following rules are specific to this round, and are an addendum to the standard regulations of gameplay that must be followed in each game: 1. Suggestive nudity is acceptable here. Although you should still try to find the most exhilrating, tittilating, and captivating sensual photographs as possible, there is a leniency factor in play here. So, if you hold a a picture of a zoomed-in ass, transparent articles of clothing, or a display of a cute teen's topless back, go ahead and add it if you think it is a superbly-stimulating capture and within the stipulations of the aformentioned theme. Bonus points will be awarded for the best and real awe-inspiring, jaw-dropping, precip-nature pics. 2. To dispel confusion, when I say "Rain", I mean real rain, water droplets, sudden drizzles, right good storming pics. I don't want to see any girls (or guys) in the shower or with washing bubbles of any kind. The best way to examine it is that if the photo is not overly bright, the model is wet, and she's (or he) outdoors, then all is well. 3. I'm looking for a few specific "correlations" that are usually associated with rain, so there will be a few bonus points to be had if you can both correctly guess and find a prurient pic that has what I'm aiming to see. To keep it fair, I'm not naming what exactly, but there will be *4 awards to the first ones who post 'em. 4. Also, I'm not sure if there are any rules in the standard regulations for each game that address double or triple-postings, but I will set a limit for this round specifically: one cannot post more than THREE pictures within this round, and for those that choose to "double-dip", please refrain from doing so consecutively. It disperses the entries, and can keep the round going longer so others can have a chance to jump in if interested. This is a good installation; I may need to add to it the Name That Caption thread: "The Round will last a max of one week. I may, however, end the round if no new submissions are made for 2 consecutive days." |
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Round 2 - "Let it Rain"
Nice additions.
Truth be told, I guess I should have waited and garnered myself a new page to kick this new round off, as it keeps it near the top and plain for every one to see, and is just more aesthetically-pleasing (at least to me) than a few posts away from the bottom, a step away from a new page turnover. So, I'm taking this opportunity to run with it: Quote:
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this is a fucking hard challenge! hard to find pictures of any rain!
A softcore http://s-chair.perfectfences.com/Uni..._vinner_vm.jpg and more hardcore picture. http://www.mycuteasians.com/series01...teasian_04.jpg Code:
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Crap, am I late for this round or what? Hard to find photos where the rain is visible, but you can see the water rings in the water here.
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Thanks 3s. Since you put in a gap, I'll post my second picture, not as nice, but with visible rain.
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Glad to be of assistance, Redlemon. Your 2nd one has merit(s) as well... :orly:
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@MM: Awwww, how sweet...
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how the fuck did you guys find these and what search engine?! i tried everything! rain +naked, rain+girl, raining+etc.... storm+etc.... hurricane, pouring, weather, etc... i got lucky on Yahoo search.
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Danielle FTV - Smokin' hot babe who loves to be naked on film! Get her free videos!
I couldn't find any pics. Here's a few clips of a girl in rain. Supposedly. I'll try again later. |
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More luck :thumbsup: everybody_must_get_stoned_by_scottchurch beach girl 4 by kevin pinardy |
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mixed, that's awesome.
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There's flickr, deviantart, ffffffound, vi.sualize.us, and more. Those four are expansive enough with sufficient usage of tagging that nearly anything that you'd want to find and it's available, you'll hit upon eventually. I think pixdaus is another, but they don't allow hotlinking, unlike the ones I've mentioned above. |
I think we're ready to close, Jetee.
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Yeah, sorry about that... I had an unexpected weekend holiday, and there's virtually no wireless half-a-mile above sea level.
I'm back now, so I'll tally the point totals up. ---------- Post added at 02:44 PM ---------- Previous post was at 02:42 PM ---------- So, give or take fifteen minutes, the round is now coming to a close. Last second picture sneaks are still to be accepted, but make it snappy. ---------- Post added at 03:17 PM ---------- Previous post was at 02:44 PM ---------- Results for Rd. 2 ("Rain") of the NWS ISG are as follows: thirdsun - 5 (within 20 min... that's pretty good) -- extra +1 for the great follow-up, and DDGirls is fan-favorite site of mine. kramus - 4 +1 for the dual B&W rain shots. healer - 3 MexicanOnABike - 2 +1 for the second item I said would warrant a bonus: transparent clothing (t-shirts) Redlemon - 1 and a +1 for the third item I was looking for: "fog and/or mist" mixedmedia - 2 and a +3 for the most interesting rain shot of the round. unclephil - 0 +1 ... well, it's evidently raining in the picture, but as this is no longer the 19th century of Puritan rule, long exposed female legs are no longer considered scandalous enough to be tagged as debaucherous nudity. Good effort though. But, you do get a bonus point for first posting one of the items I was looking for: an "umbrella". Fremen: 0 And that's it. Nobody posted or found a picture for the last item I was wanting to see, which happened to be a pair of yellow rain boots. Degree of difficulty bonus, I guess. I don't know how to properly coronate a winner, but as it seems that thirdsun has both the most points awarded through rd. 2 and throughout the game so far, it seems only right that he should do the honors. It's your show now, thirdsun. Cumulative scores for the game through Round 2: thirdsun: 9 kramus: 7 mixedmedia: 6 Redlemon: 5 Jet: 5 Lucifer: 4 healer: 3 MOAB: 3 Fremen: 2 Punk.of.Ages: 1 Sticky: 1 uncle phil: 1 cheese: 0 |
I am going to call this theme: Rack Up the Points.
Ok, we've all seen dull and unimaginative versions of this pose, with the model's arms up and over her head, like this one: http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2709/...ff57251d_m.jpg The challenge: Find the most creative and provocative rack pose (that is, arms up and over the head). Here are the stipulations: a.) the model must be female b.) both arms must be extended above or over the model's head (hands can be in the hair, extended farther overhead, etc.). If her elbows are near the same plane as her nose, it's a good shot. c.) both the "rack" and the under-arm area must be clearly visible; no shadows or poor lighting; no shots from behind d.) it must be a photo found on the internet. No creating your own photo for this theme is allowed. Because it is easy to find an abundance of these types of shots, I've decided to make this theme more difficult (and hence more rewarding) for those scavengers who really want to "rack" up the points. In addition to the standard points, rack points will be rewarded as follows: Limited at the request of the Thread Moderator. :) +1 point for each (any or all) of the following fetish items (5 total points possible): blindfold or scarf obscuring the model's eyes jewelry (bracelets or necklaces) collar rope (model is bound in some way) handcuffs +2 if the model is clearly kissing any part of her upper arm (biceps or triceps) +3 if the model is clearly licking any part of her upper arm (biceps or triceps). This pose is extremely rare and difficult to find. Each person has a limit of 3 shots, so pick the best ones with the most point potential as your submissions. Thanks. The winner of this theme will be the person who racks up the most points. |
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edited to follow the requirements of thirdsun . . .
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edited to meet the requirements of the contest . . .
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edited as an unnecessary post due to postal overload :(
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final edit to hit the 3 limit . . .
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Ok, let's say each person has a limit of 3 shots, so pick the best ones with the most point potential as your three submissions.
kramus, please pick the 3 you want and put them in a new post. Thanks. |
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That's all I've got...
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The redhead reminds me of Bonnie Franklin.
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THREAD MODERATOR HAT
Thirdsun, that's too many points. Someone has the potential of getting something like 30 points in this round; the maximum in a round should be more like 7 or 8. Perhaps too late to change for this round, I'll leave that to your discretion, but please everyone, in the future, no more massive point runs. / THREAD MODERATOR HAT And here's my 3 for the round. Late again. |
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In addition to the standard points, rack points will be rewarded as follows: +1 point for each (any or all) of the following fetish items (5 total points possible): blindfold or scarf obscuring the model's eyes jewelry (bracelets or necklaces) collar rope (model is bound in some way) handcuffs +2 if the model is clearly kissing any part of her upper arm (biceps or triceps) +3 if the model is clearly licking any part of her upper arm (biceps or triceps). This pose is extremely rare and difficult to find. If anyone wants to resubmit by replacing a post, that's fine. |
Thanks. I did like your correlation between "rack" and "rack up points".
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my third...
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Damn, I'm late this round. I'll try and make it up in bonus points though. :)
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Thanks! Trying to land the killer blow with pic 3, but the competition is stiff. :)
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I don't think I can top my 2nd one, so I'll just throw this one into the ring for good measure.
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That last one is beautiful... the arms framing the face... the legs framing below... exquisite. |
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Cumulative scores for the game through Round 3: kramus: 7 + 6 = 13 mixedmedia: 6 + 6 = 12 healer: 3 + 8 = 11 Redlemon: 5 + 4 = 9 thirdsun: 9 Punk.of.Ages: 1 + 7 = 8 Fremen: 2 + 3 = 5 Jet: 5 Lucifer: 4 MOAB: 3 Sticky: 1 uncle phil: 1 cheese: 0 |
good call!
healer definitely had it goin' on with the bondage and the licking. Next challenge! I'm ready :) |
w00t! Thanks, thirdsun.
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Give me till tonight to think up a new theme. I think the time difference will make getting in first that much more interesting. :) Round 4, here we come. |
Round 4 - Kissing
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The theme for Round 4 of this beautiful game is Kissing. Kissing is defined - for the purposes of this game - as the touching of the lips (the ones on the face) of one man/woman to another man/woman.
Importantly, the picture must be NSFW i.e. contain some form of nudity in addition to the kiss. Example: Attachment 20307 Points will be awarded for speed in the usual manner. An additional 1 point will be awarded for:
A 2-point bonus will be awarded for an upside-down kiss, as depicted in the SFW version below. Attachment 20308 Something new I want to try for this round: Make your own bonus category! Post a pic that falls both within the rules already set out, plus contains some form of craziness making it deserving of a bonus point. Maybe she's only wearing one shoe, or is being flogged by a masked midget - the possibilities are endless! I will decide whether your pic and category are deserving of an additional point for your creativity. Make sure you put the category of your picture in the title of your post so I can identify them. All the usual rules apply, internet images only, 3 pics per player unless you choose to try to make your own bonus point, making it 4. The Round will last a max of one week. I will, however, end the round if no new submissions are made for 2 consecutive days. Good hunting! |
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A quickie before I head out.
http://www.adultporn-blog.com/images/angellina.jpg edited to add - that's one hot, wet kiss you posted thirdsun :thumbsup: |
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Please excuse the quality on these photos; I'm dipping into my archives from the early days of the Web.
The lesbian 3some includes an inversion, and long tongues. The bar scene has an alternative inversion. The punk photo has a nice "red light/green light" aspect to it, and a half-eaten carrot. This one is going for the WTF points. |
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Red, kudos on he carrot.
Nice submissions so far, folks. Keep 'em coming! :) |
My bonus theme is "Birthday Present".
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Hope these work...
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Fremen, I like the ghostly presence in Picture 2.
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I'm more interested in what the hell they have between their legs in Picture 3. :hmm:
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I don't why the fuck she is holding the baseball bat, but maybe it's worth an extra bonus point for being bizarrely World Series related... :lol:
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Can't play this game from work anymore. I will have to just settle for the fun of participation.
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What happened, Sticky? Get busted?
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I don't think Imageshack likes me anymore. need a new free host.
I will never find those images again. |
Sticky, just attach the images directly in the thread. Hit the Advanced button, then Manage Files.
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Another pic - maybe not as hot as some I see posted here but still . . .
http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs51/f/20...hiumpicnic.jpg |
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