There's nothing there, dude.

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I just thought of a great idea for my next theme! :)

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hotzot, an animated GIF does not count for these threads. Still images only, please.

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I'll be closing the Round tomorrow sometime, so get your submissions in if you haven't already done so.

A bit of red stocking goodness to finish out my contribution :)

Round 4 - Closed
 

Another round comes to a close, with the points tally as follows:

thirdsun (8) : 5 + 1 + 1, 1 bonus point for the baseball bat. :)
kramus (6) : 4 + 1 + 1
Redlemon (8) : 3 + 1 + 1, 3 bonus for the carrot, the hair and the inverted kiss (sounds like a movie title)
mixedmedia (3) : 1 + 1 + 1
Fremen (4) : 1 + 1 + 1, 1 bonus point for the "present" theme

We have a tie!!

In the event of a tie...I can't remember there ever being one. Therefore, it is my decision that since he has not hosted a round for the game thus far and he accumulated the most bonus points, I declare

Redlemon

the winner of this round.

Updated Log:
kramus - 19
thirdsun - 17
Redlemon - 17
mixedmedia - 15
Fremen - 12
healer - 11
Punk.Of.Ages - 8
Jetee - 5
Lucifer - 4
MOAB - 3
Sticky - 1
uncle phil - 1

Take it away, Red.

OK, here's Round 5: Porn.

Wow, that sounds easy, right? Not so fast, bucko. I want the photograph, which by the rules of the contest contains at least one person revealing themselves, to also contain pornography. Preferably a magazine. Fine art nudes don't count. I'll let you know if the "porn" doesn't make it, and allow a resubmittal.

Bonus points? We'll see. No pre-announced categories.

Except for one thing. I have an outstanding (from Game 2!) five bonus points to anyone who can find an NSFW picture with a person wearing Crocs.

How's this?

Wow, and coming in at just over 1 hour. I'm stunned. +5 for Healer.

Bonus Croc points are still available through the end of this round.

Maybe it's because it's late, but I need some clarification on this one. Are we looking for a naked person, with people having sex also in the picture? Or do I have it wrong completely?

Sometimes the time difference works in one's favour. :)

Healer: look at Lucifer's picture. There is the standard NSFW content. And, on the floor under the coffee table, is a porn magazine.

Wow, that was harder than I thought it would be, and even then not a very good one. Good job Lucifer.

Was going to edit previous one to add this one, but then I realized that that might make it hard to judge if points are awarded by speed.

It's a little early for Santa, but then again you are supposed to behave all year round, right? And these folks have been behaving!

This was harder than I thought.

Btw, what was my total from last and previous posts?

Good challenge...

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3499/...63215519_o.jpg

Kramus, since this is a particularly difficult round, I'm going to allow you to get away with that elf orgy image, even though there is no actual nudity in the image.

Not just Crocs, really ugly Crocs....

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2645/...616f1a95_b.jpg

Oh, here we go...arms over the head with Crocs.....

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2539/...05d1e431_b.jpg

Here's hoping the calendar on the wall fulfills the requirements for this round. At least the mechanic looks fine, right?

Best I got for now...this is hard.

Attachment 20426

I'll be off TFP for the weekend, so I'll be closing the round on Monday morning.

cool. gives me time to resize the 2000x3000 pixel photos I've found.

Ah, I don't know if I have enough time to find one or two more photos, but this is the (only) one I'll be submitting for now:

Attachment 20478

Whoa, sorry 'bout that. Son got a virus, so no TFP from home while he's awake.

Nice work everyone.

Lucifer: 5 for first
Spiritsoar: 4 for second
Kramus: 3 for third
Fremen: 1 for posting, +1 for best storyline (sleeping guy photo)
Thirdsun: 1 for posting, +1 for a lovely soft pair of breasts, and +5 for Crocs
Healer: 1 for posting, +5 for Crocs
Jetee: 1 for posting, +1 for best positioning of porn

So, the scores to date are:
Thirdsun: 24
Kramus: 22
Healer: 17
Redlemon: 17
Mixedmedia: 15
Fremen: 14
Lucifer: 9
Punk.Of.Ages: 8
Jetee: 7
Spiritsoar: 4
MOAB: 3
Sticky: 1
Uncle Phil: 1

And, looks like we're back to Thirdsun. Take it away, my friend.

Edited in my post - sorry for the delay.

Fremen now on 14 points.

OK, seems like Thirdsun is on vacation or something. The next round will instead be hosted by... whoever posts a theme suggestion first. Go.

I can't remember what it was anymore. :confused:

Okay. Naked women with Muppets!

http://www.erosblog.com/sex-blog-pic...sty-kermit.jpg

I'm not quite there, but I'll go with these two photos for now:

1. Cookie Monster underpants.
2. Kermit Goatse. I apologize ahead of time for that.

Elmo

Kermit and the Swedish Chef

I give up. This shit's killing me.

Well, I didn't want my first hunt choice to be too easy, did I?

If there is nothing added by Saturday morning, I'll declare this round over.

Neither of these pictures meet the criteria for this round. I'm just posting them for the fun of it.

I'm awarding Sticky 3 points and Redlemon 1 point for an honourable mention!

So, the scores to date are:
Thirdsun: 24
Kramus: 22
Healer: 17
Redlemon: 18
Mixedmedia: 15
Fremen: 14
Lucifer: 9
Punk.Of.Ages: 8
Jetee: 7
Spiritsoar: 4
MOAB: 3
Sticky: 4
Uncle Phil: 1

First person to suggest a new theme takes over.