You're still a TFP noobie if...
 

You don't know Halx's last name.
You don't know what MSD stands for.
You still haven't figured out what bobby's avatar is.
You have never been in chat.
You were not around for the awesomeness that was the "Shoutbox".
You had no idea that there were once "TFP webcams".
You might remember the titty board being on the front page, but you have no idea the gold mine of passwords that it used to be.
You have never seen the video of Halx spanking the girl.

Add moar!

http://www.newmedicalforms.biz/image...7_tax_disc.jpg

You weren't here when Malificent was the queen of the food threads

Almost six years and I am apparently a noobie. I know what Bobby's avatar is. Pretty easy to figure that out, and I chatted for about 3 seconds.

I would say:

The Politics folder seems kind of slow to you.

You've never had the chance to post in the Nutella and Cheese discussion, with pics.

You haven't lamented the loss of your journal entries, or like some (me) were too lazy to transfer them.

You haven't figured out that the innernets makes you much smarter, not dumber as so many media articles claim.

You think Whitesnake is a rock band.

!

Your title is upright! (or anything else beside it being custom)

Wheres the vid of Halx spanking the girl? I WANT THE VID!!

Sentences like "i have some sex all the days, but it is not always with a lady." do not immediately conjur this image:

http://imgur.com/4Tk7F.jpg

you've never seen all of Halx...

you're still asking "wherza bewbs?"

you haven't figured out that it IS all. about. the. ass.

if you don't know that dutch get sprinkled with cinnamon as a rite of passage.

that cyn/cynthetiq isn't short for cynthia or cyndi

shit! i'm still a noob!

If TFP Green makes you think "home."

if you first found this page by being a pervert on fark.

if you dont know who Jadzia dax was.......

if you ever used the word "kindly" to describe crompsin.

If you really believe that Unclephil was the golf pro in the original "Caddyshack"

If you fell for the canadian invasion of 2009

you don't remember where cd used to live...

If you've never seen Uncle Phil dressed in toilet paper

You don't know anything about phredgreen or his facial expressions.

If you think Onodrim is some kind of Asian instrument.

If you've seen Uncle Phil dressed in toilet paper, survived the therapy, but never blogged about it. :grumpy:

...you've only had to register once.

..Or if your post count number is the actual number of posts you've posted

or The Horizontal Puuuussssssssy! tbbbbbpt.

you haven't been banned at least once.

i'm not sure how long i've been a member, but i know i'm a noob even without this little test ...

nope, don't know
nope, don't know this one either, but i did learn what NSFW means.
i know what it is
i have been, but i'm not a chatter, so i watch for a bit and then leave
i think i remember that ...
nope, i didn't, but that's cuz i don't have one (i think)
nope, i never visited the titty board, but i do remember seeing it
no, i haven't but i would love to, does someone have it?

yeah, i don't post enough, so i'm just psycho :) which fits me pretty good, not sure i'd change it if i could

and the list of proof could go on, but the point still remains: i'm a noob :)

anyone up for answering the ones i couldn't?

Danish... (though perhaps the Dutch also get this treatment).


Nutella and cheese taste pretty good together but Peanut Butter and Jam are better.

You think Cromp has a penis.

I'd tell you Halx's last name but then he'd find out I'm stalking him.

MSD stands for Mr. Self Destruct

And I could change my title once I went past addict to junkie.

FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:thumbsup:

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and Nancy..........can't forget that sweetheart......

Two things:

You are still a newbie if you haven't seen fly's ass (and you don't know who flyman is...)
and you don't know the horror of nylons and pepperoni...

OK... that's three things.

i guess they added more 'steps'

if you never experienced chat with Bones and KWSN, among others.

you have no idea who "whoaitsz" is or was

you've never seen this before: http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/customa...tar29584_4.gif

Speaking of ass....you're still a noobie if you didn't see the photos of la petite moi taking it up the ass!

Wow, I'd completely forgotten that one!

Or if you don't remember her posting kiddie porn of herself... :rolleyes:

You think that the boobies have only disapeared once.
You never worried about Kpax with a gun.
The names "host" and "Ustwo" don't immediately make you do a double facepalm.
You can remember my original signature.

"Werewolves, zombies, vampires!" is still new and amazing.

man................i forgot about that one...........good call.


:thumbsup:

Hey where is the video of Halx spanking the girl?
Everyone knows I'm still a noobie.

^^ Answer the question dammit! I WANT THE VID!!

You've never seen Averett in her maple-leaf jammies.
You've not seen the awesomeness that is the penis-bong.
You've not participated in the MSPaint thread.
You've never tried to post in all of the multi-country sub-forums.
You don't know the original name of the TFP.
You've never seen Fly's musical instrument collection.
You've never been impregnated by a giant galactic burger.
You've never seen ART's impressive artwork, or his, Mimi's and Suss' impressive candid pics.
You've never read the Weapon forum and realized Crompsin, et al. can invade a small country, tomorrow.
Lastly, you've never read Dune!

We politely ask that Hal be the one to link that, if he wants to. Read the "porn from the inside" thread in the hall of fame section if you want a description.

I will say that Hal is the reason I will never post my dick anyone on this site ever. Also, Hal can lean forward about 2 feet and not fall over... Ask him how!

How is your swollen birth canal by the way? Still smell of processed cheese and mustard?

you don't know about paddyjoe and his holga images..........the fucker is a great photographer.



that's right joe......even in accolades,you get hit baby.......:thumbsup:


like a lollipop sweetheart......:D

Why yes, yes it does.
It's a little out of shape, though.
When you've birthed a hundred of these, it doesn't snap back into shape like a Slinky.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/09.../mallie27s.jpg

SERIOUSLY!

Your still a noobie if you haven't seen P.O.As penis.

Your still a noobie if you "Captain Underpants" doesn't resonate as awesome in your head!

Damn! - I think I love you guys! (even though I'm Sir Lurkalot at times...)

I love Captain Underpants! But, sadly, according to Fremen, I'm still a noob.


You're still a noob if you've never laughed until crying at Nancy playing with scotch tape.

if you don't know my name used to be Crackprogram, and before that Crackprogram7

self-serving, but IT'S MY FUCKING THREAD!

....if you don't remember "The Got Some" or the "Wish I was getting some" threads.

:lol: Ding!

ding!!!

If They say you are.

...you don't remember marco polo...

If you don't know who They are...

Damnit, My horrible memory makes me a TFP noobie!

i was actually thinking about this thread just last night and trying my utmost to remember its name :D lol

and the dings too :) aaahhhh, good times :)

I dinged a few times.

KPax was a good call, ooooh the drama.

Also, who was that total choad who thought that he was sooooo much better than all of us that we finally had to ban him?

Also, not a super big hit here, but some of you may remember Tub Girl chocolaty O's? I know Crompsin does! :thumbsup:

Unfortunately, nearly 4 years and still considered a noob by these standards.

...if you don't remember fremen's penchant for sleeperjammies...

It's more along the lines of mild liking.



/looks around furtively

You mean this one?

http://chickencrap.com/images/1275.jpg

There aren't words potent enough to describe how much I truly loathe you guys. :D

Im always a newbie, and probably will be forevermore.

..if you don't giggle at the thought of someone urinating in your cereal.

Yeah, I miss UsTwo.

If you cannot name at least 15 moderators/modulators, past and/or present, within a 90-second span, then you are still a TFP-greenhorn.

...if you haven't met up with at least one other member (amonkie, anyone? :))

halx, rogue49, wily, buDDah, peetster, tophat, mimi, sus, artelevision, hanxter, snowy, tecoyah, amy, charlatan, kramus, ngdawg, paddyjoe, cynthetiq, stormberlin, quadro...shit, a whole bunch of others who i don't mean to forget but...

damn, but we've had some good times...

(edit-can't forget just jess and skogafoss, and jumpin jesus, and ubertuber, and tully, and shalafi, and mixedmedia, and calilivchik, and shanifaye...)

one day phil.....one day........and that bastard paddyjoe too........


newb if you don't remeber:nancy's egg on her stomach with the orange juice beside her.........and i might add.......in her bra and panties.



"I fucking miss you and your posts Nancy"

If you're unaware that both Giant Hamburger and Fly are constantly in my pants, you have some time to put in...

ohhhhhhhh........someone's been drinking again........


you go punk....fucking do it man......