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^Ice_Bat^ · 04-21-2003, 03:34 AM

pick up line?

My most recent one that seems to be working so far is...

If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

hilbert25 · 04-21-2003, 04:13 AM

"Hey, you like Oreo's, well it's time to unlock the magic"

myMHz · 04-21-2003, 04:37 AM

I've lost my phone number, can I have yours?

BoCo · 04-21-2003, 05:47 AM

"Hi, I'm Aaron, and I'm easy to manipulate."

alpha phi · 04-21-2003, 05:50 AM

un ZZZZip!!! works every time!

KWSN · 04-21-2003, 07:21 AM

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Lakweesha?

SexyCat · 04-21-2003, 08:23 AM

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

oane · 04-21-2003, 08:51 AM

Let's fuck.

jazzmanzem · 04-21-2003, 08:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KWSN
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Lakweesha?

LOL!

I lick my finger, touch her shoulder and say...
"Let's go back to your place and get out of these wet clothes..."

qpid · 04-21-2003, 09:02 AM

Whats your sign?

asdf1001 · 04-21-2003, 09:04 AM

how 'bout a burger?

asdf1001 · 04-21-2003, 09:04 AM

a hotdog then?

qpid · 04-21-2003, 09:28 AM

how do you like your eggs in the morning? fried scrambled or fertilized

Ch'i · 08-30-2006, 10:44 PM

Are you from another planet? 'cause you have nice cans.

Crack · 08-31-2006, 08:17 AM

I swear to god, you said it was $10 last night, why the price jump? Did you get something else pierced?

04-21-2003, 03:34 AM	#1 (permalink)
^Ice_Bat^ Insane Location: Southpark, Colorado	What is your best... pick up line? My most recent one that seems to be working so far is... If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

04-21-2003, 04:37 AM	#3 (permalink)
myMHz Insane Location: Arizona	I've lost my phone number, can I have yours? __________________ "The radio business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side."

04-21-2003, 05:47 AM	#4 (permalink)
BoCo Fear the bunny Location: Hanging off the tip of the Right Wing	"Hi, I'm Aaron, and I'm easy to manipulate." __________________ Activism is a way for useless people to feel important.

04-21-2003, 05:50 AM	#5 (permalink)
alpha phi seeker Location: home	un ZZZZip!!! works every time! __________________ All ideas in this communication are sole property of the voices in my head. (C) 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009 "The Voices" (TM). All rights reserved.

04-21-2003, 07:21 AM	#6 (permalink)
KWSN green	Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Lakweesha? __________________ Your arms are broken!

04-21-2003, 04:13 AM	#2 (permalink)
hilbert25 Psycho Location: nOvA	"Hey, you like Oreo's, well it's time to unlock the magic"

04-21-2003, 08:23 AM	#7 (permalink)
SexyCat Meow Location: Michigan	Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

04-21-2003, 08:51 AM	#8 (permalink)
oane Insane	Let's fuck. __________________ Make me Mad. Make me Sad. Make me feel Alright.

04-21-2003, 09:02 AM	#10 (permalink)
qpid Psycho Location: Detroit	Whats your sign? __________________ My army will take over the world join us or be destroyed. I am the Emperor Supreme Join the Revolution! Necrophilia - The irresistible urge to crack open a cold one

04-21-2003, 09:04 AM	#11 (permalink)
asdf1001 itty bitty titty committee chairman	how 'bout a burger? __________________ Goodbye!

04-21-2003, 09:04 AM	#12 (permalink)
asdf1001 itty bitty titty committee chairman	a hotdog then? __________________ Goodbye!

04-21-2003, 09:28 AM	#13 (permalink)
qpid Psycho Location: Detroit	how do you like your eggs in the morning? fried scrambled or fertilized __________________ My army will take over the world join us or be destroyed. I am the Emperor Supreme Join the Revolution! Necrophilia - The irresistible urge to crack open a cold one

08-30-2006, 10:44 PM	#14 (permalink)
Ch'i Artist of Life	Are you from another planet? 'cause you have nice cans.

08-31-2006, 08:17 AM	#15 (permalink)
Crack Misanthropic Location: Ohio! yay!	I swear to god, you said it was $10 last night, why the price jump? Did you get something else pierced? __________________ Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex. ~Halx