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You knew how to turn it on?
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hell ya'.........just found out i blew the clutch.......$200 bones later......
damn it. |
If you could call me Stuart.
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To be lose about 40lb overnight, and have the metabolism and appetite reduction to keep it off.
Alternatively, if I could learn to love exercise, that would also be good! |
if someone would mix all this fucking Farm Jam IV music for me.......
gonna take me forever..............but i guess that's a good thing |
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I'd like to get tired right now
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Hey! I guess I should have joined in earlier... I'm not just sarcastic but also cynical and jaded too. I'd probably be happier if I wasn't. |
A beach, a joint, a big soft blanket and my dog.
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oh yeah........sign me up.........and don't forget the wobbly pops |
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*sigh* I'm so old. Right now what would make me happy iiiiiiiissss......... ...the ability to fly. That'd be cool. Plus it's really nice outside this morning. |
I'd love to be able to move back home where my family and friends are.
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Banishing all the insipid smilies (emoticons), lols, wtfs, lmaos..etc,
to the Island of misfit toys, and then onwards to the ninth circle of hell. |
spooning
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**raises hand**
I'll get the ice cream ... |
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no more online inter-relationship sniping on interweboards
a fig newton a bowl of oatmeal |
My girlfriend, firmly implanted with my tongue.
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id like to twang a hippy on the nose with my finger.
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Someone to wash my back in the shower I'm going to take in a moment would be nice..
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Washing PonyPotato's back...
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i need a spoon.
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Kisses. Long. Slow. Deep.
Yeah. |
Spooning with noodle, and long slow kisses with Cinn!
I'll hit on all of you. Keep posting! |
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I'm about 96% sure I like your style. I would be extra happy knowing my Father wasn't having open heart surgery this morning. Leaving in a few hours for the hospital with him and Mom. This is going to suck. But they do have a Starbuck's in the hospital so that's a perk. |
Good job giving me absolutely nothing to pervert your post with without coming off as a complete asshole, Woods...
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No, it's cool.
Not even racist jokes about starving, Ethiopian orphans offend me. |
sunshine...
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Doing a face-plant in my woman's lap makes me extra happy. (Hell, I'm a dog.)
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mushroom parmesan penne
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A deep-tissue massage. Yes, please!
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washing my hair and making it curly, and something salty
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To be empty of poop. Backed up for a couple days now.
And to be out of my funk. |
being in bed with a certain someone.
no sex - just being there all mushy like. *sigh* |
The ability of raising +>$4000 before December.
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A fucking C. I don't have it at work or at home, and today it "feels like" 41 C/ 105 F (i.e humidex). You know what it "feels like"? It feels like I'm sitting in a puddle of sweat.
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I want the blue pill for the last 2 years.
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A phone call.
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Some extra $.
And a long thunderstorm. |
To hear the basement door open and my dad's footsteps coming up the stairs.
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if everyone got what would make them happy......
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A bowl of mixed fruit, coffee the way it used to taste when it was new to me, cool weather, no worries, puppies and kittens.
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someone making me pancakes in the kitchen. with brummel and brown and tupelo honey.
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A good old-fashioned murder.
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A full and complete collection of essential oils, herbs, woods and resins. Because I'd have my own little, well big, aromatherapy library.
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me too..........:thumbsup: |
Gawd, what I'd do for a bud right now.
Just... one... bud... It's been almost a year I think. |
a vacation where I could really chill, perhaps also meditate (not much experience with meditation)
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A petite woman to pistol whip and fuck.
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Psilocybin date-bars, and a grape Nehi.
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We're never victims :(. |
A massive seafood platter.
With fried shrimp, fried clams, fried oysters, a small lobster tail, crab legs, hush puppies and a loaded baked potato. And tartar and cocktail sauces and drawn butter. And Coca Cola. salad is lol. |
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I adore seafood. It's one of my comfort foods - especially fried lol.
When I did Atkins years ago, I'd plop myself in front of the tv with 2 big bowls and a cup - not to be confused with 2 girls, 1 cup. 1 of crab legs, 1 for the shells and the cup of drawn butter. |
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That sounds fucking incredible right now, but scratch the fried oysters and give me a spicy Crawfish boil. And I hear you on the 5'10" thing. Bear Cub is sized appropriately for a cub at 5'7", so he has a midget complex. |
Somebody to talk with.
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Wanna piggy back ride? |
That did it!
---------- Post added at 11:32 AM ---------- Previous post was at 11:22 AM ---------- That did it! |
a frosty frozen margarita...oh, here it is!
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Dilaudid and a chocolate malt
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Some form of direction.
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a pizza from Little Ceaser's.
...brb |
A hug. And a hitman.
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Strawberries and cream.
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next Tuesday...when all my exams are over.
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When all my examinations get over.
As if they ever will. I will live around it. |
A walk in the rain. But it stopped raining for the time being. I'm listening for more.
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being on the road south...
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Sitting in a comfy chair with my feet up, watching the wind blow whitecaps across the lake, and listening to favourite oldies.
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Breakfast casserole, with eggs, potatoes, sausage, cheese...... maybe spinach and mushrooms.... yah. Yum.
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If it were 4:00 pm on Thursday. I could go home for the weekend.
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I'll see what I can do about it for you... give 3 hours or so to make it happen, ok? |
A little more.
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(I suspect you're good to go.)
I can't think of anything. |
The right phone call!
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one more margarita...and a cigarette
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My wife to give me a hand.:rolleyes:
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a laptop
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something interesting to take pikshers of...
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you know who...to drop dead
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someone to get sawdust and hay for me today........
fuckin' damn animals |
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Not having made the drive back, & some ice cream. |
spooning
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My gf not to leave in an hour, and a wicked rain/wind/lightning storm tonight for us to cuddle and watch.
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actually.........i hate to say it but,.........a shot of warm gin would make me extra happy right now.
and i'm a freakin' cold beer guy.........wtf? |
heat.
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this rain to fuck off,so i can get some shit down around here.
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I want those leg warmer things that go really high - like mid thigh. Where do I get those?
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drinks...and for my neck to stop hurting.
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Chocolate milkshake
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a fast-forward button on my work day & meetings to get on to the afternoon...
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a caramel macchiato from Starbucks
a pedicure, so I don't have to do it myself a slice of that Ghirardelli chocolate cheesecake that The Olive Garden used to sell waaay back when a new cordless mouse |
Another job!
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Walking outta a nondescript high rise in DC on Wednesday... with The Job in my future.
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paid holidays........
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Not having to go to my crappy job.
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