Secret life of squirrels.
http://www.hentaispy.com/forums/atta...chmentid=11112

A flying pig dropping bombs on Saddam.

Pig dropping Swedish bombs on Saddam

[IMG]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RgDOApoV9whFVunL9l9VR9jqkBQZPvax2YCHKeZ4PCIy5pBquklIsrElpsqvCdKJ3dXIFrC*fq1PBKzTp55oUOy5Ggp2VEZzkhEC3Q7obS8/piggie.gif?dc=4675432350852744254[/IMG]





Next: Your worst nightmare

http://www.netspace.net.au/~scraigie/haha.gif

next: what happens when children find their parents toys

If photographs of children are not allowed, what's the rule on drawings of children? Are drawings of children "playing" with "adult toys" considered child pornography? I'd rather not post a picture to this request until I'm clear on the rules.
Anyone?

Anyone?

Work around the children. How about showing the parents, then you see the words from the child(ren) coming from another room.

Thanx, Fremen. Good idea. I'd still like to find out the answers to the previous questions. Although the boundaries of good taste might suggest that if you have to ask, forget it.

Then again, when has good taste ever been considered in "Tilted Nonsense"?
[img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0SQCsAucWi2OF9BLYfzT8E7ajgs6VNVZpMlubiiwaUf7MMCBTvU5rghPExz9YyqvJJlPeHH2OxQ70zl!u!o*OZ53jUJ115NlNp7AxlrvVOWggQvkuxdkQgg/keepitclean.GIF?dc=4675432508581350707[/img]

Next: Pick a TFP-er (or more than one) that you've never seen (photo or real-life) and draw what you think they look like.

http://www.netspace.net.au/~scraigie/vermin.gif

NEXT: What the boston tea party woulda been like if there was anal

<b>vermin</b>, that was hysterical.

[IMG]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RwDcAicWuSzKDC9B!mx39cePod0bvrJgQodVzuM2cfavt7PkHhkkKrLSWOhHfWsnujghwukJUC1gJUCEzFjKe76u8aCYDSJFSxCt!*66zm8/TeaParty.jpg?dc=4675432592877289891[/IMG]

Next image:
What happens in your office after hours?

Office Gnomes come out to play..

http://blindawg.touchofmadness.com/t...ice-gnomes.jpg

Next: The most inapproiate use of a cell phone in a public place.

<b>blindawg</b>, is that MSPaint or PShop.

It was a photoshop!!
BOOO!!!! BURN THE INFIDEL!!!!

I call fowl! :D :p

Most innapropriate use of a cell phone in public...its not that funny but it's DAMN TRUE
http://www.netspace.net.au/~scraigie/movie.gif

next: Anything, as long as it involved nudity

http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RQDEA...32652672413156

next: A severed head convention

http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/users/c6293...QACL_AiL71Iy1a

next: A swordfish watching Tv and eating popcorn

el rexor!

next: A swordfish watching Tv and eating popcorn

[img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0SgDOArgXbpnrXI66AYl2Q8RcXvrA5tFYLK!0PqDdmdd5j5WMJTNWSw*2pAbwdX!6gpPG4mnXVB4ocaBNgIlwzYrDXAIlx2RgsJjfwcK1oErkaSS9E9BIPA/swordfish.bmp?dc=4675432900618107286[/img]

next: ninja ice dancing

[IMG]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RgDUAloV5*pnInYmfzO0!BXqM6lvMpTc6We9rWD!PMboFx*wv8Y3ktekI!H!Z0UBnU0GUFe!SRlAVH7bygw4ahYDkIEes!BxeSfcU00O8gY/ninja1.gif?dc=4675432905977388158[/IMG]


Next: What it would look like if Quentin Tarrantino wrote and directed an episode of "The Muppets"

http://www.naroni.com/nick/pulp_muppets.jpg

next: Bill Clinton at a McDonalds PlayPlace.

http://www.hentaispy.com/forums/atta...chmentid=11988

Next: MSPaint Teal'c from Stargate: SG1, getting busy with Lt. Uhura from Star Trek, in a jacuzzi.

*bump*

Come on people, I like this thread.
If I knew who those people are I'd do it.

[img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RQDkAmwV1Pc8dyBZxJVSUoV5hMKlTC9qpOE8aRYy3MTN1zFEKe80zqxbR5Igh7pNITe03VPiwyFz2x0wa*9yEE9J!64jAQKekj6SuYY*uII/jacuzzi.GIF?dc=4675433751155778039[/img]

Can you say artistic license? Had no idea who Teal'c is.

Anyway, next: The Olsen twins in their forties (with anal :D )

Good evening,

Once again I am late with my entry put will post it anyway.
When I saw Snoogans plea earlier today I planned on making the effort to fill the latest pending request. Vermin was quicker and has produced an image of frothy passion worthy of praise.

For Snoogans, et al.

[img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RQDPAqcVlgTa*Y*AW7pwJvvvlcdc1qvaFgGW03DZyPympTiAEGg!*QUmOppG5XLmD0PKwIhpflnzvQFuYrKg1uxdZ1436W0YbGjuwfSzBN8/busy.bmp?dc=4675433782130584280[/img]

Once again, apologies for the double entry.
-GH

must...keep...thread...alive...
[img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RgDLAhkWjCOGvIMpBUaTOmjcvkMnrp!JUcg*T3BuTU3VGZUDr*bS6V0wTtG5mx04Kaqd73!C6YZ9HYDg02JGGvrExXnLhZ7SH35aHfWlHE0/twins.bmp?dc=4675434319796733336[/img]

next: The attack of the dogs with wings.

http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0QwDLA...34365731456288

MSPaint a TFP post (with anal).

Thanks for keeping it alive
 

A TFP post with anal ( works best if you use the sandstorm style)
[IMG]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RwDHAuIVGB6ov5YsvmspSYuMVk1cnMGU2RMplybxrdhu5kiiHZt0wJp6KVexHXec4X6*TA0VCN4t*otAR0AinD7bXNLLwMc2iVMV1vxs1UY/Assbeer.gif?dc=4675434386639823169[/IMG]


Next: The end of the world (no anal)

End of the world
[img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RADdAtcUU9NtRXPcABN89*PkQqvRy6Nc2jArzJ!Pw17G46JTw5!ozR36qqv8TedxZMi8cj9bFBkmqxvKIDFwLsCLNniTDLB3b2crfevtobs/theend.GIF?dc=4675434716896847540[/img]

Next: a semi pulling a trailer up a mountain or whatever you want, I'm kinda low on ideas.

You asked for it, vermin, you got it. :D
http://www.hentaispy.com/forums/atta...chmentid=15246
Next: Santa Claus in his sleigh racing a dragster.

Hail Citizens!

Is it me or do all of Fremen's efforts on this page rex?
I demand a refund!
-GH

It's not just you GH... REFUND!!

Santa vs. Dragster
 

[IMG]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RQAcAxQVKOY8KEeq*bCWd1DVlUzMjE79G6rlwjWHHH2nheMNuq4BdMhoWT*KUryhyP0Fqm5vnMUM9EQwsOdEo9!QHWvvA72JSGKwTimdxoc/Santa.gif?dc=4675434946311448733[/IMG]




Next: A remake of your favorite MSpaint Game painting. (artistic freedom allowed)

Hmmm, can anyone see them besides me?

I can't! I've noticed that too GH!

Hail Citizen Fremen!

It's probably a cookies related issue from your host. When I paste in the URL I am greeted by a login. Perhaps your images are not meant for human comprehension. Perhaps to glimpse them, even for a mere moment, would blast our sanity into misshapen pieces of an insane puzzle that would take a lifetime to solve. Perhaps I have said too much.
-GH

I do believe you are correct, sir.
I posted the pics at a Hentai forum, and you have to be a member there. Hence, the cookies.

So, I went ahead and signed up with MSN Groups and we'll see how this works out.

So, once again, per vermins' request, "A semi pulling a trailer up a mountain."
[img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0YADHAggclbdp5ZnXfkuxDFvwj4*QKZzbv*o0a5W4KO2xaRIepNmi1sa9aCyUDzK!L0f9JPlL0lb9JLYZIerYMabkJB2bxMxGbuiyA4TcYvwr2sjEo4Ojee4RtVs0edHRPg7Ui6RdDEixclACTW96aQ/zzzsemi.GIF?dc=4675435008291692284[/img]
Tell me if y'all can see that. :)

nope. i cannot see the images either :|


i don't have ms paint, nor do i want it.
can i play this game using photoshop instead?

Well, damn. :hmm:
I'll have to work on it later.

If you have a Microsoft Operating system you should have MSPaint.

I don't mean to be rude by saying this, but I don't think you can play without MSPaint. I mean, it is called the MSPaint game.

What do you guys think?
Ultimately, I guess it is <b>Spinach_Indeed</b>'s call as it is <b>Spinach_Indeed</b>'s thread.

Go start a thread titled The Adobe Photoshop Game.
It could be an interesting endeavor.

I wouldn't ask Spinach_Indeed unless it was of the utmost importance. He is a very busy man and his volatile wrath is legendary. I can't even describe to you in civilized language what he did to the last user who messed with the ordered nature of his threads. You have been warned.

Now back to the game. Is someone going to fulfill Lord Snoogans’ request of “A remake of your favorite MSpaint Game painting. (artistic freedom allowed),” or am I going to have to do it?
-GH

alrighty then, this little mac user will quietly peek into the MSPaint thread now & then whilst pondering a photoshop thread...

have fun!

<b>Giant Hamburger</b>, If I have some time to go through the whole thread again and pick my favorite, I may consider doing it.

Go ahead if you like.

Hail Citizen Bernadette!

How about MacDraw? If you are using OSX I believe there is an equivalent program. My daughter uses TuxDraw or something similarly titled. It's a little simplistic and makes cartoon noises when you select something. I'd love to see some new participants.
-GH

I agree any primitive drawing program would work.

It should be a free program that is bundled in with the OS, just to be fair.

The end of the world (no anal) - (Original image credit to <b>vermin</b>)
- <b>This time with Anal</b>
[img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RQDVAnIVaPxtRXPcABN895ozQlmczgTewT1cQKGmYfovy7XmbqhFJKh8*ct*SUXxFP*Q6sjU70radFSm!!GDtbDY7PDXiO*7y4sqdD6XQTU/theend.jpg?dc=4675435079494025985[/img]

Next: MSPaint the next female pop sensation.

The next female pop sensation:
[img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RQDLAtEVEBGw0UWdHRgh5*OJvo!Tt0YEMAaxKeL!ImzK0byHtthADmdQKB9*LAxsyJAWXlLSfUd8DOzLMx5k!lh*uotRQwuux1PoVjylg*Q/popstar.bmp?dc=4675435534368292044[/img]

Next: One of those Photoshop users gettin' what's comin' to 'em!

One of those Photoshop users gettin' what's comin' to 'em!
The REAL bluescreen of death!

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/editpos...&postid=563488




Next: MSpaint what REALLY pisses you off!

A small portion of food at restaurants doth anger me.
[img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0TgDLAmoZXxvcD6XYle0gVTvtXnBhIdHBUthxUJqqip3U*pH3sbgLqI3ryl8d2hW*SZyIcmqWWMILiows6zqR4Pi7dQvE*lmwbMS1OBlLcg!df4NbkRoH*g/smallportions.bmp?dc=4675436516237425053[/img]

next: a self-portrait

A self portrait is easy.
[img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0QwDyAooUNcO*!IaDqFfo0I54ACATnSzJ55W7SkDzEoccKPQEdCpuRzOYAYCfa09tj4JhhZ2hoU7plg52GVt8b6YRud4x0KBvz5cYu41vRyc/self.jpg?dc=4675436573782414951[/img]

Next:
Your favorite food made even better

Sigh.
I am less than satisfied by your effort, Sticky.
-GH

My favorite food made even better:

[img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0SADZAmoWhkWxLKf3MSZqQCu9snNWU!Zvw*GI0MNqI!DxpoTqZBJejAQzt9WVNJ7GFq!aA1AGv0*jxK6siBr8s2jD4uRqeB2uiXObPM8wd!hMAAAApHJeAg/bettermeal.GIF?dc=4675436672438248009[/img]

Next: Something to do with tigers (I like tigers).

Something to do with tigers...
 

[IMG]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RQBhA*4UmOT!lcHzqVfJOMxXH1HaQRUxFPp1cy!UPPHPU7eCyTAQr4Dk9tRWE!VRzBTOkOmVFUHz*rq25YWko1HtrgxNqsYfmhFz!lrxi70/Tiger.gif?dc=4675436881134569620[/IMG]


Next: a PROPER self-portrait

Proper self-protrait, I think so.http://[IMG]yea.bmp

peewee's a white square with a red x in the middle?

[img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RwDZAqwV7gus4S3uan9ZzfDRvGgGuk4XfgnbH1fOyud7PVJGi5BUp9CFIV94St5Xkm*fEf6QQpcFYh2ECJHpwYasX*H4k4wlNIygDndHTDI/TIMMY!.bmp?dc=4675436918468191066[/img]
Next: woman shopping for tomato soup Andy Warhol stylie

woman shopping for tomato soup Andy Warhol stylie
 

[IMG]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0SQATA9QWQGaZi8YBqBAuO8ENj6gsfFheR3M58WmvcYEbpsQQLdf2bzABStMpqeG7XPOz!9X7XExV6l9SIVrfzfX1Q0W5Wdye69Kz69E8Ho1dOBg*PaXBWA/soupbitch.gif?dc=4675437006699624691[/IMG]


Next: The greatest videogame EVER! (no anal)

[IMG]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0QwAAAPgTEJ3JmNuH8qGxAxaR7SFd4Y3T5GzxXAnm7YkdC15KjBCvL!tvBN1SfiJ1rgLKemB5G!YoaMpPmGCLxtOONwXPV!*3DKtCDQ62fLw/SAM.gif?dc=4675437425799717845[/IMG]

Greatest videogame ever. It's greatness lies in it's simplicity.

http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RgAMA...37701950159970

Next: Geometry gone haywire

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-9/352339/geom.JPG

next: the olsen twins making out under water

[IMG]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0SgDVAn4X5Y4Cgxy8bZEOFp6CJWblF!8atTQ6J3QkxdhATG99D91CMXH9Quy4pJ806Lh7WNNIdYSHdfBru*6itlUxZhDscM6bNvzznTw8Mpj3hAw25pxQwQ/olsentwins.gif?dc=4675438385076086880[/IMG]




Next: What if asses could talk

If asses could talk....
 

It would be really easy to see who's gay....

http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RwDcA...39209248910000




Next: anything (a fish, boat, car, anal sexscene, a cat with a hat eating a spoiled brat, anything!)

Re: If asses could talk....
 

Hail Snoogans!

I, too, want this thread to live.

[img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0SADcAu0WsF6A*9Ebd6mvqVdgHj4VMiizLpD8dwnGh1xNlNGrpCN5r7Xw4Tk*aaN!C9HxqbG*lmqE0NTktnDSmLwIkwqoNCm6GhZgN3BnpgI9AAAApHJhAg/visions.bmp?dc=4675439409635577040[/img]

Next: Planet of The Grapes

Hail, GH!!

That is one seriously cool piece of art!
I saved it to my 'drive and am considering using it as my wallpaper.
Keep up the great work. *brilliant!*

Planet of the Grapes:
http://www.angelfire.com/alt/gortexf...net_grapes.JPG

Next: Monkey commandos

Monkey commandos:
http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0TQDdA...41464629719478

Next: Badgers tearing apart the S.O.B. who wrote that stupid "badger badger badger" song.

I'll start on the badgers tomorrow, but if anyone would beat me to it It would be awesome.

Badgers...
 

[IMG]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0WQDYAl8ZQbwzWnCgSLX!wEiNSEZKVghJ2tAjDOQ35ho*FK1Jn*qWuVHL2tmYSaXcIrCCKsHXQ4h*aMBNIOg9DdCMQ5W9hG3txaGNdmG6jngo26cUUXbDj5ZAoHLaOWlpVOViuaMWHYc/Badger.jpg?dc=4675440867032285560[/IMG]


Next: two or more mutated animals playing some sort of game (cards, soccer, twister, whatever)

Hail Mighty Snoogs!

Nice work. I can almost hear the rending of flesh.
Your efforts to keep this thread alive are, once again, appreciated by me. If time permits I will attempt your request tonight whilst my ladies slumber.
-GH

Bump! This is so entertaining.

Neato

Re: Badgers...
 

A wrestling match between a mutated living eyeball and my demonically possessed large intestine.
http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RwDZA...41290085519107

This contest occurs at almost every meal. The outcome is always in question.
-GH

Next: The bastard lovechild of Snoogans and Giant Hamburger

One bastard lovechild, hold the pickle!

[img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0SgAAA04XcYFFYsLGnNY1GV2QLc!I*sKS!yG*bUUYFcabAxXaoF5xpEVKqfvq0J366ahnu99RNH1L1tTseL3txMEfKnEGHilhTSp1lfPPDfIFUwtdi1aftA/bastardchild.JPG?dc=4675441468143166572[/img]

Next: Rats! Lots and lots of rats. In an activity of your choice.
(and I'll warn you in advance that I just might steal part of it for an avatar)

*oops! forgot the arm tatoos*

Totally awesome Vermin!
And as always, Mr. Hamburger never ceases to impress.

Rats...
 

Me throwing up rats whilst wearing my favorite shirt.

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-...15/jagSpya.gif



Next: something positive about winter

<b>Snoogans</b>, this revival is for you.

Something nice about winter:
[img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0SQDgAhQXnXLUDg1Og4DcVJ*C3TXLPQghqEnSlgBeWdWF6lsj1drWPVSILFsfcpybvLIWYoUOu3JZlO2xdKpk098ot3*c48UqhundAk6gwluHQr2WAjYrKw/nicewinter.gif?dc=4675450591362161313[/img]

That is a picture of kids playing in the snow (the kids are blacked out becuase no kids allowed).


Next: How do you like to have your coffee? (how and where? The Canadians may get an extra kick out of this due to some commercials on TV)

To see this thread again fills my heart with joy, thank you Sticky!

Huzzah!

I too am filled with an emotion that can only be loosely described as joy. Soon I will pour out the byproduct of this alien feeling in the form of mspaint documents. You have been warned. Thank you Sticky for diving deep into the pile of discarded threads and unearthing this gladsome nugget.
-GH

It is my pleasure. I can't wait for the next post.

How I like my coffee
 

I'm sure this needs no explanation, enjoy.
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-...injacoffee.gif



Next: What you want for christmas

Hail Snoogans!

I like my coffee like I like my ninjas:
black, powerful and mysterious.
Coffee is the real ulimate power.
The purpose of drinking it is to flip out and kill people.
-GH

Oh yeah,

All I want for Christmas is
[img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RQD**28V!voBjxcfgtgzR2Xcc5NoECUe7Vb8h4QplBJ4hIaXcgruOd2QFY6QXcaSitjdI5uExUOntbR6nHmvSvE1V4PsiyGt*KTrj5UMZok/kids.bmp?dc=4675450929699721247[/img]
to teach that neighbor kid a lesson.

Christmas is coming,
-GH


next: mutated Santa

Mutated Santa
 

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-...utantsanta.jpg

Next: Mutated santa needs mutated elves.

I feel this thread does not belong in Tilted Nonsense (mostly because it seems it does not interest the nonsense audience).
I suggest leaving this place of MSpaint worship and start the building of a new shrine in Artwork, where it will be more appreciated.

Must.................keep.....................this.......
...............................thread....................
...........alive


[img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RADVAhQVreO0IW*UWCv23hMhoaa!zQ9GmutchBRjDOMIWFSP3onJntyQKfPxJ4oF2pQdNWaokvKM3XT4IVp4pL4jH*alH3hUXFSqQ1KXlC8/elves.jpg?dc=4675451854477667420[/img]

Hail Sticky!

Good work. I like the news caster concept.
What's next on the MSPaint menu?
-GH

oops.

Next is a clip from the part of the saddam medical exam video that they could not show on TV.

http://scraigie.customer.netspace.ne...am_medical.jpg

Next: When Mrs Clause pisses of Santa

Here is when Mrs. Clause pisses <b>of</b> Santa.
[img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RwAAAGwWhj6kRwiYUNggr92ql8BG!hjZ0Mve8NEITpppnOLBORPVul6Yfy6sospvJmLeTfnxL26EcwZdduGKoS*KQEuIz5FbuubPq*YJsEQ/mrssanta.jpg?dc=4675452659452293737[/img]


Seeing the speed at which people post to this thread I think it is safe to ask for the following next because I am almost sure no one will want to post anything today.

Next: What was the worst gift you got for the holidays and what do you want to do with it.

http://scraigie.customer.netspace.net.au/badxmas.jpg

Next: Draw a picture of dignity

There is dignity
[img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RwDcAkkW0DIc2I8yJGe!wqd8dxq!Sv859OzhZ6iBJDiYoE9ZOAvVhYzVDn9lNMD*wnP5*JbfUdXXojFRuuL5SHAd19J6tgg9y6PChxzeT4E/dblbrg.bmp?dc=4675453370514921324[/img]
in double meat.

Next: draw imagery from a dream you have had recently

Amazing stuff, GH. Simply amazing. :cool:

http://scraigie.customer.netspace.net.au/MJ.JPG

Next: Draw me, drawing a picture in paint for this thread

<img src=http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/0903/Fremen/_aslimshaydees1004018.jpg>


Next:
The Lone Ranger doing what he does best. :D

(btw, can y'all see my pic?)

Good stuff fellas! I'll throw one up sometime and scare the shit outta ya with my sad skills.

http://scraigie.customer.netspace.net.au/loneranger.jpg

Next: Something to do with a deserted island, hot nude nude rescue women optional

Hail Slimshaydee!

That Lone Ranger is excellent.
Good work. I especially like the red kerchief.
-GH

my 2 cents
 

[IMG]Http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0TgD**90YevzMZWrRybbIFCdVKlWuOYoMU9vOCg2hGa6lk9bDeo7RentHtoQWuGuCHtbS07SXjk5EfR8dys5NGnSOaO6osM2ytHTaB64xhFI7XRzUFCm!xw/desertedisland.gif?dc=4675453816196083492[/IMG]

cappucino anyone?:D

got a topic for us inphaseneverb4?

sexually frustrated postman and his latenight indescretions

<img src=http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/0903/Fremen/_afrustpostal.jpg>

Next:
Smoking a fat one on a rollercoaster.

Fremen, LMAO!

http://scraigie.customer.netspace.ne...lercoaster.jpg

Next: Homer Simpson kicking a dog with a puffy tail