the squirrel in Ice Age?

16. no

17. A mammal?

vertebrate?

nevermind

17. yes

18. yes

Ballou, from The Jungle Book?

Donkey from Shrek?

(man, one of my earlier guesses, had I been affored more, should have been "were you in a Dreamworks film? I think love most nearly every film I've come across produced by Dreamsworks SKG.)

19. no

20. no

you will get the answer tomorrow...

http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j2...ars_a_Who_.jpg

i flipped a coin between girly and jet, who made the last two attempts; jet won...

you go, jet...

Thanks unclephil and Lady Luck, you both flatter me.

It is much harder than I previously thought to think of a specific person, fictional or not, so ... still pondering. I, jeez, whatever, may wing it. I'll keep looking up until the first guess, then plant feet, and we'll start running.

I have an idea now.

Who am I?

http://fc00.deviantart.com/fs11/i/20..._Artemendo.gif

1. male?

2. human?

2. living?

er... just a minute, I need to find a coin so I can firmly entrench myself in who I want to be so, a little patience, please.

Okaaay... we have: Tails!

Now onward!


1) no. (phil)

2) yes. (nick)

3) yes. (shell)

4...entertainer?

4) yes. (entertainer in the regards of evoking deep emotional responses from the audience, in the vain of actors, artists, musicians, models, authors, television hosts, director/creators, dancers and/or radio personalities, it's a resounding yes. as well as the operatic/symphonic subgenre under musicians, they are entertainers, too. Sports figures are excluded from classification due to more specific moniker encompassing the class, the athlete.)

5. television?

5) no.

6. movies?

(grunt...)

6) no.

7...i never thought of an author as an entertainer but i noticed you have that on your list above (post#116)...so is she an author?

7) not necessarily (though the person in question's profession 99.4% of the time would never be regarded as an "author", she does often creatively write in order to further the calling.)

8) is she an American? ...either born in America or now a naturalized American?

8) yes. (to either/or, whichever eases thy mind in knowing I am associated as an American-native.)



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9. singer?

9) yes. (I'm glad my clues are of use to you, or... was that just a stab in the dark?)

10. under 30?

10) no. (but when I fell in love with her, she was well under 30.)

11) Linda Ronstadt?

12. Is she a blonde?

11) no. (is this parenthentical pondering growing weary, or does it actually help?)

12) no. (and I am near certain that she has never appeared as a blonde at any point in her career)

(I like parenthetical exposition)

13) Joan Baez?

13) no (you might be confusing how old I really am, Nick; that or I'm really bad at subtraction; plus, Golly. Linda Ronstadt was quite the lovely bird.)

post-script:
when I said "well" under 30, she was just a few months shy of turning 30 when I encountered her portfolio. Turns out I really do blow at math.

14) Patti Smith (I was not doing the math, Jet. Maybe I should)

14) no. (Math is overrated, and I can see why most instances of its applications are eschewed in common board messaging; magnification of such, as illustrated by this example.)

15. cher?

16. PJ Harvey?

15 and 16
 

no and no

I'm going to consult Baraka's original process to see if I should give a clue at this point: I may be back, so don't guess yet.

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guess you are on your own

Four more attempts!

17. melissa etheridge?

Janis?

Lisa Loeb? ....hot & nerdy!

17, 18, 19
 

no, no, no.

one more question left

Joan Jett?

20) no.


Alright that's 20 questions, more or less, rattled off. I've decided to treat this as I played 20 questions when I was younger; after 20 different proposed questions were issued to try to reveal certain characteristics, there was also allowed not questions but overtime guesses to identify the person/thing in question.

So, if only for my round, don't feel pressured to try it later on only because I set a precedent, I will allow an extra final five guesses in order to ascertain my personage.
The only thing that is absolute is that you only get one guess, so if you guess wrong, you have used up your one guess and must wait to see if any of the four players got their guess right.

Now, which living American musician am I?

damn, I thought LL was Canadian.... nerdy & hot alright.

I had to make sure she was American, too.

I'll go with Pink.
(I always do!)

was that your one guess, Leto?

Pink is incorrect, but along the lines of Lisa Loeb (and Cher to a minute extent), you're getting closer in supposing an artist who has produced works within the past decade.

Four more people can guess, then the round ends.

pat benatar (on the comeback trail...)?

Sheryl Crow?

unclephil - no.

Punk.of.Ages - no.


Just two lonely assumptions left, friends.

...madonna? (also an author...her book "Sex" sold one and a half million copies in 6 months)

`

Shell - no.


Looks as though BadNick may have the last guess, but that doesn't mean he'll be right.

wasn't he right once? maybe?

lay off, buddy! and get ready for some huge wisdom with my final, and correct, guess:

Are you Tori Amos?

BadNick - no.

Well, so ends this round without a definite winner as well. I'll be back with the answer and a way to break the tie later.

:(

Cat Power
 

I wonder if this would've sparked anything at all had I posted it:


Beside the above, my intention and mindest from the start was centered around two musicians. Right before the round started, I flipped a coin, it came up tails, and thus I went with the female counterpart of my dual choice: Chan Marshall. (Had it been heads, you all would have been tying to guess Damon Albarn.) What was surprising about this round was that no further intimate guesses were offered after I revealed that the artist was American; I thought there could have been more prodding questions like "was she born in a southern state?" or "Is her genre R&B?", things of that nature.



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post-script:

As soon as I find a coin in this barren house of mine, I'll choose my successor.

Heads - Punk.of.Ages

Tails - ring

Best two out of three will be declared the new http://fc00.deviantart.com/fs11/i/20..._Artemendo.gif, and free to start the new round of questioning and complementary guessing.

Jetée,
she looks hot, though she seems a bit undernourished by my portly standards; but I never heard of her. Reading your info about her makes me want to explore her musical works soon. I just searched her name and Cat Power on my favorite radio station WXPN 88.5 FM :: Public Radio from the University of Pennsylvania and they have presented her to the listeners but I missed it.

Well to elaborate, she used to abuse achohol and is defined as a bit "crazy" due to how she used to play and stop and talk and rant during her live shows.

I have one of her live shows when she played at La Cigale Paris, and she uttered no less than a dozen apologies and "I'm sorry's" during the performance. It was phenomenal, but a bit awkward. I've read in interviews that she is notoriously shy on stage as well, and combined with her perfectionism, past substance abuse, and overall aloof demeanor, it was a bit of a grating expereince to see her play live before the new millenium.

I've posted a few tidbits and samplings of her music throughout the forum, so if you are so inclined, you can search those out. She has a very smooth voice that loves to cover old style songs, as well as creating her own original music throughout the span of her career. I praise her "You Are Free" album as her best commercial success thus far, but her debut in "Dear Sir" gives you a real glimpse of the eclectic nature her music portrays.


By the way, I chose my possible successors of Punk & ring because they're guesses were the closest in genre to Cat Power, which is more of a bluesy, folk rock vibe. I flipped a coin 3 Times, and it came up tails, heads, tails.

Seems the uncanny synchronism will always rule over me.

ring, you are Free to roll.

1) are you a person?

1. No

she's my beloved.

ring,
are you a beloved "thing"?

Where is a spider discipline image when I need one?

To answer Nick's question:
2. Maybe

That was bad, Nick.

(look at my glowing forelimbs, darlin")

3. are you part of a person?

3. ..in a sense, yes,
A person created this thing that I am.

4. are you a body part?

4. No,

I am inanimate. (stop with the Jarvikness)

5. Are you electronic?

6. do you resided in the brain?

5. No

6. I did, and then was realized.

7. are you consciousness?

8. Do you have mass?

7. No
Recap time:

A thing: (hint time), a thing born and sprung forth,

from a creative mind.

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8. Yes

9. Are you small? (As in I could hold you in my hand)

10. Are you posterior pituitary gland?

Are you a song?

12. are you a book?

phlegm?

are you an idea?

15. Are you a question?....wait....that doesn't have mass...scratch that

9. yes

10. Nyet

11. No

12. a written script, yes. (go phil)

13. No

14. No

15. Were you written in the 20th century or later?

15. Yes

16. Do you contain more than 200 pages?

16. the fountainhead...

(one of my favorites...)

16. Yes, I believe so.

17. No

Hint: It was a play, first, and then a movie version happened later.

18. Are you a musical?

18. No

I'm pretty stumped, so I will leave the last two guesses for somebody with a better knowledge of plays.

Some of my answers might have been a tad ambiguous.
I would like to add at least five more questions.

19. our town?

are you a play by an American?

19. No

20. No

I like the idea of these 5 bonus questions. Fire away, all.

Hint: There is a clue, and a reason,
why I thought of this play/movie:
It resides in Jet's last post.

is it Cat on a Hot Tin Roof?

21. No,
excellent guess though.

(I enjoy facilitation so much so, that I will drop large crumbs.
This play was written by
a Brit, first staged in 1966, and the movie was released in 1990)

22 is it Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead????????? :D