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Tophat665 01-27-2009 11:17 AM

I want to know what Pete Townsend and Roger Daltrey hope for now that they're old.

Fly 01-27-2009 03:52 PM

my guess is wheelchairs.........



i want a beer

uncle phil 01-27-2009 04:39 PM

you can't have it...

Fly 01-29-2009 08:17 AM

but phil.............i want it man.

Tophat665 01-29-2009 01:05 PM

Well, you can't always get what you want, but if you try sometimes you just might find, you get what you need.

/ I remember in '98 this little redhead, about 18 years old, thought I had come up with that all by my lonesome.
// Kids today. And the NOISE they listen to.
/// Gerroff my lawn, ya rapscallions!

uncle phil 01-29-2009 01:09 PM

my ding-a-ling...
my ding-a-ling...
i want you to play with my ding-a-ling...

Tophat665 01-29-2009 02:54 PM

I don't want all this. I just want to sing!
/ An a nice girl with Vast tracts of land wouldn't be totally out of line at that.

uncle phil 01-30-2009 03:27 AM

i don't want a pickle...
i just want to ride on my motorcycle...

BadNick 01-30-2009 04:40 AM

I really need to get a motorcicle

In the meantime, don't eat the yellow snow

Tophat665 01-30-2009 06:25 AM

I want to go to St. Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast

Giant Hamburger 01-30-2009 09:49 AM

I want a larger aerated tank so I may continue my xenotransplantation experiments
and some monkey glands.

Tophat665 01-30-2009 09:54 AM

I want a subterranean lair.
With minions.

uncle phil 01-30-2009 01:18 PM

oh, man, /me wants some minions too...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...l1/minions.jpg

Tophat665 01-30-2009 01:48 PM

Minions, not lackies, flunkies, or toadies. I'm thinking more Grand Moff Tarkin than a bunch of Clones.

Fly 01-30-2009 02:03 PM

i want a clone.............


and let's see if he puts his bare ass all over the net.

uncle phil 01-30-2009 02:23 PM

clones...

he wants clones...


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1.../bikergang.gif

Tophat665 01-31-2009 06:41 AM

I want to know this: Is it still gay sex if it's with your own clone, or is it masturbation at that point?

Fly 02-19-2009 05:45 AM

i want these fucking stitches out so i can get back to making music fer fuck sakes

ring 02-19-2009 06:17 AM

I want Fly to have this powerful healing potion.


http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...621288833-.jpg

Fly 02-19-2009 06:54 AM

i want ring to know that she is awesome.


thanks dear.

girldetective 02-19-2009 10:09 AM

I want rebel love!!
Jungle rebel love!!

SSJTWIZTA 02-19-2009 10:47 AM

http://www.rhstimmcc.netfirms.com/page2/hesh.jpg

Hesh Wants Sex!

uncle phil 02-19-2009 01:29 PM

i want a hole in one...


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...ole-in-one.jpg

ring 02-21-2009 05:54 AM

I accidentally made a 30 ft. putt one time.

hmmm...Saturdays are slow.
I want people to wake up and play with me.

Anxst 02-21-2009 06:35 AM

I want you all to get what you want. :)

BadNick 02-22-2009 09:25 PM

Thanks, Anxst...I got it! Anybody want some?

SSJTWIZTA 02-22-2009 09:38 PM

I'll take some!

BadNick 02-22-2009 09:39 PM

here...pass it along.

girldetective 02-22-2009 10:11 PM

Quote:

girldetective said :
I want rebel love!!
Jungle rebel love!!
girldetective says :
Ubangi lip is good lip!


I want more.

uncle phil 02-23-2009 03:19 AM

gimme gimme some lovin', every day...

Tophat665 02-23-2009 11:29 AM

I want it all, and I want it now.

uncle phil 02-23-2009 01:00 PM

you've got to fight,
for the right,
to par - tay...

BadNick 02-24-2009 06:09 AM

can't we all just get along?

uncle phil 02-24-2009 06:14 AM

why can't we be friends...

ottopilot 02-24-2009 08:21 AM

what if I double-dip?

uncle phil 02-24-2009 09:02 AM

don't worry...be happy...

BadNick 02-24-2009 01:15 PM

Sometimes I want one, sometimes two.

But I'm not worried, I'll be happy if for dinner tonight I have a double dip of Maggie Moo's vanilla with roasted almonds mashed in.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...MaggieMoos.jpg

ring 02-24-2009 07:52 PM

I want.

girldetective 02-24-2009 11:14 PM

This would be a good investment for me.
I would use it every day, both in work and in play.
Surf's up!

I want this bad. Way bad. Its at the top of my dream list.


ring 02-25-2009 09:28 AM

A friend was talking about being obsessed with these anglepoise lamps.
I want one also.

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...onmentlamp.jpg

Tophat665 02-25-2009 10:37 AM

I want people to get out of my goddamn way when I am in a hurry. When people don't have time to talk, I want them to say they don't have time to talk, not to pretend they're having phone problems. I want for the things in my life that I have put there to abate stress to not cause stress in their own right.

Mostly I want lots and lots of sex, though.

ring 02-25-2009 10:41 AM

Sex, the ultimate stress buster.
If you have enough sex....those little things like traffic, and phone menus,
don't bother us so much.

Tophat665 02-25-2009 11:03 AM

A woman who gets it. Thank you, dear. I want more women like you. I think of this desire as a public service.

uncle phil 02-25-2009 02:27 PM

i want politicians to stop blowing sunshine up my ass...and they don't necessarily have to be the governmental variety, either...

Tophat665 02-25-2009 06:17 PM

Between the fertilizer, the sunshine, and living so close to DC, I wonder if I could grow and African Violet in my ass. This is a completely idle thought, mind you.

I want what I need.

ametc 02-25-2009 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ring (Post 2600715)
A friend was talking about being obsessed with these anglepoise lamps.
I want one also.

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...onmentlamp.jpg




I hate those things. It looks cool until the spring breaks off and hurls toward your eye.

uncle phil 02-26-2009 03:20 AM

/me brings up a mental image of a hurling tensor lamp...

BadNick 02-26-2009 04:47 AM

my mom always used to say "miki, don't play with the lamp or it'll poke your eye out" ...and I don't want just one of those.



ps: in hungarian my name is Miklos so the "miki"

Fly 02-26-2009 05:26 AM

i want this snow to fuck off already

ring 02-26-2009 05:39 AM

I hear you...we had 6 inches of it a couple days ago,
now today another big storm is coming.

I want to see green grass.

Not Right Now 02-26-2009 08:19 AM

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/50...larcworxa6.jpg

I want that jacket. Its vicious.

uncle phil 02-26-2009 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ring (Post 2601143)
I hear you...we had 6 inches of it a couple days ago,
now today another big storm is coming.

I want to see green grass.

soon, little northerner...

Cuddly Knife 02-27-2009 01:26 AM

me too

Tophat665 02-27-2009 07:00 AM

http://www.nd.edu/~comet/stuff/brak5.jpg
I want a Pickled Egg!

Teufel Hunden 03-01-2009 05:55 PM

:lol: this thread is awesome

Sue 03-01-2009 06:12 PM

I want the Trinity library.

http://skippyshamrock.tripod.com/longroom.jpg

uncle phil 03-02-2009 01:22 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...il1/Taylor.jpg

Fly 03-09-2009 05:18 AM

i want my buddy who showed up at our session 4 hours late and shitfaced,to have the worst fucking hangover ever.........waste of a whole fucking day.........all he did was fuck things up........and we had to toss every goddamn track........12 hours of fuck ups.........



i want it to hurt too fucker...........:grumpy:

ring 03-10-2009 08:21 AM

I wish I had an Irish brogue.

uncle phil 03-10-2009 03:32 PM

i wish i was an oscar mayer weiner...

FuglyStick 03-10-2009 03:59 PM

http://www.patefonas.lt/images/cheap...want%20you.jpg

Sue 03-10-2009 04:06 PM

I want parents to bring their kids to their appointments ON EFFING TIME!!!!!!!!

BadNick 03-11-2009 03:51 AM

Finally! The one I wanted in post #53 was installed last Friday and I'm super highly impressed with the handling. Now I want some other one...but what?

Tophat665 03-11-2009 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil (Post 2607017)
i wish i was an oscar mayer weiner...

I know I would be so proud of you.

uncle phil 03-11-2009 12:23 PM

and everyone would be in love with me...

Sue 03-11-2009 04:58 PM

That song was stuck in my head this afternoon!

BadNick 03-11-2009 05:09 PM

unc, can you hook me up for a ride in the oscar meyer weinermobile?

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...ner-mobile.jpg

uncle phil 03-12-2009 02:51 AM

your wish is my command...

Fly 03-12-2009 07:23 AM

i want phil to grant me a wish

uncle phil 03-12-2009 11:40 AM

rub my lamp, little one...

HamiC 03-25-2009 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BadNick (Post 2607524)
unc, can you hook me up for a ride in the oscar meyer weinermobile?

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...ner-mobile.jpg


A few years back, someone got this thing stuck under an overpass along Boston's Storrow Drive. Can only imagine the police report on that one...

SSJTWIZTA 04-04-2009 07:09 AM

i wat a burger.

just a nice, simple, old fashioned burger.

Fly 04-04-2009 08:01 AM

i want a burger too........one greasy bastard that drips down your arm and off of your elbow......and then i want to wash it down with a nice cold wobbly pop



fuck yeah!!!!

SSJTWIZTA 04-04-2009 04:23 PM

mmm, wobbly pops.

tonight is cheap whiskey night. i wish it were expensive beer night.

Fly 04-11-2009 05:59 AM

i want the Canucks to win this afternoon and take 1st in their division




oh yeah........and i want beer while i watch them win

Fly 05-23-2009 07:11 AM

my god......i want this bass



http://www.theperfectbass.com/dynawe...f22714_lg5.jpg

ring 05-23-2009 10:08 AM

"I want to be left alone"

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...nningham-1.jpg

uncle phil 05-23-2009 12:11 PM


Tophat665 05-23-2009 12:53 PM

Nice Bass, Fly. I want one too.
I'll have one of these too. Have her ressurrected, bathed, and brought to my room.

Shell 05-24-2009 01:18 PM

I want one:

uncle phil 05-25-2009 03:05 AM

shell, you just wanna waste away in margaritaville...

Shell 05-25-2009 03:46 AM

...you guessed it...

...i want one of each of everything in that video

...."pooooour me sumthin' tall and strong, make it a hurricane before i go insane"...and don't forget one of those little cocktail umbrella's
....and a cowboy hat with sumthin' tall and strong inside it (Alan Jackson would have been perfect but he's taken...lucky lady)
....party, dancin', friends, happy music, barefoot, sand, ohhhhh that turquoise sea
...wind on the boat blowin'my hair til it's all crazy, sun on my face

...yup, i want one of those

;)

Tully Mars 05-25-2009 05:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil (Post 2640084)
shell, you just wanna waste away in margaritaville...

Hey that's my job.

Tophat665 05-25-2009 07:14 AM

Have the Cabana Girl bring me around something involving fruit juice and far too much rum.

uncle phil 05-25-2009 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shell (Post 2640087)
...you guessed it...

...i want one of each of everything in that video

...."pooooour me sumthin' tall and strong, make it a hurricane before i go insane"...and don't forget one of those little cocktail umbrella's
....and a cowboy hat with sumthin' tall and strong inside it (Alan Jackson would have been perfect but he's taken...lucky lady)
....party, dancin', friends, happy music, barefoot, sand, ohhhhh that turquoise sea
...wind on the boat blowin'my hair til it's all crazy, sun on my face

...yup, i want one of those

;)

and, i'll bet you'd also eat a...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...eeseburger.jpg

Shell 05-25-2009 12:18 PM

...if only:

uncle phil 05-25-2009 02:44 PM

you really meant this, didn't you...


Shell 05-25-2009 02:49 PM

...yup, but blondie was funnier lol
...thanks though. I'm STILL laughing at that pic in your post#185
...and i can NEVER get enough of the margaritaville beat :love:

(btw, my video in post#180 also had an "embedding disabled"
problem but I fixed it by going to "Google Video" and
copied/pasted it from there...you can try that if you want)

SSJTWIZTA 05-30-2009 10:41 PM

I want:
http://www.daviddarling.info/images/autogyro.jpg

oh, the things i would do.

Shell 06-03-2009 01:28 PM

1 Attachment(s)
...i want one :bowdown:
:lol:

uncle phil 06-03-2009 01:43 PM

the beer or the "used" pizza box?

Shell 06-03-2009 01:50 PM

...no, the five o'clock shadow :suave:

uncle phil 06-03-2009 02:37 PM

quite "jay leno-ish..."

Martian 06-03-2009 04:18 PM

In my local music store I found one of these today:

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x...g?t=1244074509

It's a 1965 Harmony Bobcat, and it even comes with the original case. I took it for a spin, and am now filled with lust.

I want it, so bad.

healer 01-11-2010 04:55 AM

1 Attachment(s)
Remember what I said way back in post #8?

Quote:

Originally Posted by healer (Post 2564971)

After almost a year of lusting after it, I finally bought the fucking thing. :D

Attachment 21113

It's way too big for our current place, but we're planning to buy a house by June/July. I'm torn between setting it up now and just leaving it in the box and keeping it for a 'house-warming' gift to myself.

Ok, so I'm leaning towards opening it.

Just to test... ;)

Fly 01-12-2010 07:16 AM

sweet............i want healer to play the hell outta that.

Fly 01-14-2010 08:36 AM

i want the survivors in Haiti to be okay...........

Tophat665 01-14-2010 09:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fly (Post 2748210)
i want the survivors in Haiti to be okay...........

I want to be a good enough person to want this too.

Fly 01-14-2010 05:41 PM

i want to give Top a hug.......the kind hearted bastard that he is......

ring 01-16-2010 08:14 AM

I want enough rebar necessary for re-building.


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