Holiday
 

Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yër?

See the løveli lakes

The wøndërful telephøne system

And mäni interesting furry animals

Including the majestik møøse

A Møøse once bit my sister...

No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"...

Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...

Hey ketch, you're not a Swedish meatball are you?

I see you're from "PA" but I'm not sure if you mean you're from your father (and presumably also your mother) ...or if you're from The Great State of Pennsylvania like me. In either case...I like Swedish meatballs on Pennsylvania Dutch egg noodles with Brussel sprouts on the side, steamed as if in a Russian steambath and drizzled with Spanish olive oil...served on my favorite China. I've never tasted moose.

Buffalo is very good, though. But they're so damned cuuuute!