You have them. Unfortunately they were both made for you and you get Bertha and the magnifying glass!

I wish I had 10,000 dollars.

Ahhh, you probably mean Zimbabwe dollars. As you can see below, that equals about $0.20 U.S. The checks in the mail.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...abweDollar.jpg


I wish I had a pony.

You had a pony, but you couldn't tell if it was male or female until after the experience was over.

I wish I won the Lotto.

Dearest Madam jewels,
Please contact us immediately to claim your lotto winnings. If you would be so kind as to transfer a mere $25,000 into our secured account to cover preliminary transaction fees, we will immediately reimburse your account with the $500,000 prize!!!!
Your best friend,
Official Former Finance Minister of Nigeria and Greater Congo


I wish my pony had thongs.


http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...ing-schein.jpg

I hate to go off the reservation here, but I think that getting that wish may just be its own punishment. You make pick up your pony and thongs at La Casa Doña Estreña, Calle Los Gringos Tantos, Tijuana Mexico. Give Dolores a pat on the bum for me.

I wish nothing more than the opportunity to prove that a great deal of money can, contrary to popular belief, bring me happiness.

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how old do i want to get?

unc, you can get one as old as you like. As you see, this one has a lot in common with you so give her a call.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...57301thumb.jpg

When I'm old I wish my lover would take her teeth out and give me a gum job all over my body.