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Bear Cub · 09-30-2008, 07:16 PM

A Bear Cub, just outside Houston? The world will never know for sure...

YouTube - Hurricane Ike - Bear Visits Galveston

RetroGunslinger · 09-30-2008, 07:31 PM

Fuck the houses! Protect the picnic baskets!!

BadNick · 09-30-2008, 07:42 PM

This might be a bunch of bull, but maybe this bear fell into the Hudson River right off Wall St., then hurricane Ike washed it down the coast and onto the beach near Houston. I bet that could be a maybe.

uncle phil · 10-01-2008, 02:38 AM

It's a picnic!!!

BadNick · 10-01-2008, 07:38 PM

You don't think that could be a Chicago Bear washed down the Mississippi and out into the Gulf and then blown onto the shores of Galveston by Ike...do you?

Bear Cub · 10-01-2008, 08:19 PM

I don't believe so. This bear appears to be smarter than the average bear. And above average bears just aren't typical in Chicago.

Besides, the trade winds typically carry bears and cubs INTO the greater Chicago area, not the other way around.

That, and Ike never would have survived a bear attack of that magnitude.

BadNick · 10-02-2008, 12:34 PM

NEWS ALERT: As a last moment compromise prior to tonight's Vice Presidential debate, the Republican Party has agreed to replace Sarah Palin with Hillary Clinton if Barak Obama replaces Joe Biden with The Bear:

BadNick · 10-04-2008, 06:37 PM

^ sorry folks, negotiations fell apart at the last minute and the tickets remain unchanged.

BC,
I was shopping today and thought of you

Jetée · 10-04-2008, 06:44 PM

Playboy?

Bear Cub · 10-04-2008, 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BadNick

^ sorry folks, negotiations fell apart at the last minute and the tickets remain unchanged.

BC,
I was shopping today and thought of you

That place is the bear version of test tube babies.

09-30-2008, 07:31 PM	#2 (permalink)
RetroGunslinger eats puppies and shits rainbows Location: An Area of Space Occupied by a Population, SC, USA	Fuck the houses! Protect the picnic baskets!! __________________ It's a rare pleasure in this world to get your mind fucked. Usually it's just foreplay. M.B. Keene

10-01-2008, 02:38 AM	#4 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	It's a picnic!!! __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

10-01-2008, 08:19 PM	#6 (permalink)
Bear Cub The Reverend Side Boob Location: Nofe Curolina	I don't believe so. This bear appears to be smarter than the average bear. And above average bears just aren't typical in Chicago. Besides, the trade winds typically carry bears and cubs INTO the greater Chicago area, not the other way around. That, and Ike never would have survived a bear attack of that magnitude. __________________ Living in the United Socialist States of America.

10-04-2008, 06:44 PM	#9 (permalink)
Jetée The Reforms Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition	Playboy? __________________ As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi

09-30-2008, 07:42 PM	#3 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	This might be a bunch of bull, but maybe this bear fell into the Hudson River right off Wall St., then hurricane Ike washed it down the coast and onto the beach near Houston. I bet that could be a maybe.

10-01-2008, 07:38 PM	#5 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	You don't think that could be a Chicago Bear washed down the Mississippi and out into the Gulf and then blown onto the shores of Galveston by Ike...do you?

10-02-2008, 12:34 PM	#7 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	NEWS ALERT: As a last moment compromise prior to tonight's Vice Presidential debate, the Republican Party has agreed to replace Sarah Palin with Hillary Clinton if Barak Obama replaces Joe Biden with The Bear:

10-04-2008, 06:37 PM	#8 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	^ sorry folks, negotiations fell apart at the last minute and the tickets remain unchanged. BC, I was shopping today and thought of you