One by one my army grows...

bwahahaha

Barring qpid's disapproval, I wish to become Head Priest of the liberation army.

The army needs to be blessed before entering battle, no?

true and they also need head

I'd like to be the Bitch Queen in qpid's Army. I do so despise Microsoft. Had the blue screen of death again today.

I am the blue screen of death, making the microsoft experiance so much more terrible!!

oh..oh...oh.......sign me up....sign me up:D

*joined!*

Priest... head... head priest...

I don't like where this is going.

Can I join if i run windows?

if so then i would like to be the guy who turns invisable and eats other peoples food and their like hey wtf my food is gone and i just set it down and i am all alone in this room.

i am asking agian can i get a answer this time

But of course, we understand that Windows is sometimes a necessary evil

Join away

I'm ready to join up, I want to be the major stoner in your army! Like i could build so many bongs, like we could take over Amsterdam! or something like that :)

hey qpid..........when's go time dude?

lottsa beer in the fridge.anyone thirsty..........to kick microsoft's ass?

Im in

I am the Minister of dis-information and propoganda in qpid's liberation army so we can take over the world before Microsoft does![url=http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1409Join the Revolution![/url]

I'm the only fan of MS in qpid's liberation army so we can take over the world before Microsoft does. Join the Revolution!

I'm the Minister in Awe of Opentocomment's Title.

Indulge me, Your Highness, these following and few tedious questions.

How do you, qpid (and your army), plan to take over the world?

What steps are necessary to achieve this goal?

Is your enemy simply Microsoft or are there other threats to your ultimate world domination?

In what ways would your newly shaped world be any better than the current one?

Who would benefit from this army of liberation's efforts?

Thank you,

The potentially future mischievous-rabble-rouser of qpid's liberation army.

Yours is not to question why, yours is but to do or die (for me)

However I promise that once I take over the world pot and prostitution will be legal, breast implant operations will be $20, planes will be on time and there will be no more pay porn sites, all free all the time

Who can say "no" to this man?

Surely not I.

Hey can I come in too qpid? This army could use a few more ladies! Damn....all the good positions are taken though.....let's see - how 'bout Head Cheerleader for me! :D
Every good army should have a morale officer of some sort.

I get to be Colonel Angus.

Great, this is starting off on the right foot. Charge of the light brigade.. Good thing I was the first traitor..

has anyone picked Minister of unmentionable acts(fur bearing woodland creatures not included)?

I'm the commander of the space forces

HMMM I want to be in soooo bad, but I can't think of what I want to be.... hmmmm Does anyone wanna help? damn still can't think... I think my mind is somewhere else, (I just was looking at halx' s pics!)

great stuff.

Well with Minx as the morale officer I'm 95% convinced to join, but what about the beer.
I must have the beer.

how about um... Bondage Girl? :)

theres a guy in charge of making sure we have beer n weed, anything else you need?

Duh on my part! Thanks for the idea qpid! I'm sure I'll be put to good use!

I'll be the Minister od Merciless Kitten Burnination! Death to the felines! Slow, painful, roasted death!

I have single handedly enslaved hyrule and it's people for the revolution!!

Watch out, buddy. I have dibs on the world's kitten supply. You'll have to make your own.

I wanna be the minister of lapdances, jello wrestling, and fuzzy dice.

can i be the "full-time unemployed geek" of the army?

this all sounds interesting about M$, when do we throw a coup d'etat?

I've read through them, and since you don't already have one,

I'll be your Head Director of the Department of Redundancy Department Director.

It occurs to me that I might not have the HTML/VB skills to embed the link correctly...

I have some free time on my hands

I do henceforth declare mineself as a person who just gets in the way in qpids liberation army so we can take over the world before Microsoft does.

U r now the proud owner of a Psychotic Meat Cleaver Wielding Mother Fucker!O.o

Woot!

ok for the first order, I want a party with kegs, wimmen, pot, and all the good stuff

Cats?

Well, maybe I'm a little ambitious, but I like it that way...you can see that I took on two titles. I wear multiple hats in this army! Have fun with me!

As of 2day I am self-promoted 2 The Psychotic Meat Cleaver Wielding Mormon Killing Mother Fucker (in reallity i thot of a cooler title last nite!)

I am currently in the depths of the MS-loving mormon sanctuary known as Utah waiting 4 the word sir!

I got dibs on being The Ladies Man - you gotta love what you do and fight for what you believe in. This position includes inspecting all females for cancer;)

I kinda dig "stop and search and feel" rights on all citizens

therefore (with Emperor qpids's approval):

I am the Chief of Police and Minister for Vice and Corruption in qpid's liberation army so we can take over the the world before Microsoft does...Join the Revolution! Before it joins you...

qpid dude u got the coolest avatar i've seen yet! just wait til i get mine ill give ya a run for your money:D

I think I'll be Thraeryn in your liberation army!

I am the Grand Inquisitor, the Baron of Grey Matter, the Judge, Jury and Executioner of Heretics in qpid's liberation army so we can take over the world before Microsoft does!

Hey, can I be the Head of Philosophy and Sophistry?
Pretty please??????

Hmm let me get this streight, you've got beer ?

I'll be the head of the donkey-gathering department (kinda like the department of transportation, but much more elite :D )

Ah ha! He's weakening......come....come to the dark side.
:D

hey beer fridge guy i could use 1 or 2 of those:D

Still sitting on the fence here.....
Minx, beer, weed, and money hmmm what about power ?
I would def. need some power.

I can provide a power drill, or a power plant, or a powered electrocution chamber. They're all standard equipment for my duties.

Well you know - power is in the mind. You can have as much power as you allow yourself to have

ill show u power! the power of my cleaver deep inside ur juggular! r u mormon?!O.o

Hey qpid.....I think you need to put someone in charge of stopping the "other" revolution...some sort of sabatoge expert.

not really much of a joiner.. but it seems my unique talents and insight may finally prove useful. this army needs a flying rodeo clown

at your service

i want to be the brigadier general of the right wind radical conformist brigade.

opps forgot to change my sig sorry

COME ON QPID....give the man some power!

You know that I've heard of another army thats been set up, to stop yours...
You have Minx so that bodes well for you, but my talents don't come cheep what's your best offer.

How about some top-notch pussy?

bender - we can give u all the futurama eps you want :)

It may be taboo of me to post here, but I am the leader of "The Other Revolution" My goal is to take over the world before qpid does. Anyone that wants to be on the victorious side, join me while you still can!

I harbor no hard feelings towards qpids deserters, in fact, I may respect you more for your ability to see the only possible outcome of this war, and join the winning team. Hurry while I am still amassing soldiers, and before the slaughter begins.

"flattery is the sincerest form of flattery"


bullshit

this means war!!!!

War it is, then.

**stabs NoSoup in the hand**
Get the fuck outta hereO.o

As official Head Cheerleader I think it's my duty to kick you all in the ass so we can put an end to this other revolution before it's too late.
qpid...gather your army, bring along lots of booze and let's go do some pillaging and whatnot.

Hear ye hear ye

The Emperor Supreme qpid has hearby declared war on the opposing regime belonging to one ratskallion name NoSoup. Gentleman and Ladies gather together your various weapons of fighting and prepare for attack!

Oh yeah don't forget the booze and "accessories"

*clink clink* loading pack with liquid refreshment....

Woo hoo...it's about time! Sheesh. Nothing like a good old fashioned battle to get the juices flowing. Ummmm, no - not THOSE juices you dirty-minded people, you.
Don't we have anyone in charge of sabotage we can send in? A demolitions expert perhaps or hey....a double agent! I know we already have our faithful iRtehCrispeh ready to go. :)

Punish the Heretic NoSoup! Bender, your immortal soul is in danger! REPENT!!!!

G rumoy
O ld
D ude

I want to be the Chief Republican in charge of smashing Liberal sissies!

For those of you reluctant to do battle with me, do not fret. You can still desert qpid's army and join the winning team. I understand that it is difficult to go into battle knowing that you and your comrades will be slaughtered, but if you band together with my legion of soldiers, you have nothing to worry about, for we are invincible.

Name the battlefield, qpid, and I will meet you there, with my soldiers standing tall (well, most of them-we began the post-victory celebration last night, and some of them are a little hung over...) behind me. Choose the time, choose the place, give us a disadvantage, it does not matter, for we will be victorious.

I hereby announce that anyone that deserts qpids army to join mine will be given a state in which to reign in, as soon as the war is over. You make the laws, you choose your leaders, and you will be rich beyond your wildest imagination.

Don't listen to NoSoup he'll probably give you crappy states like: Wyoming or Confusion

As a result of qpid's post, I decided to institue a new rule. First come, first serve. You join first, you get first pick at which state you want (you can rename it if you like) For those that recruit others, you get your own country...again, first come first serve

I WILL NEVER JOIN YOU!!! NEVER!!! HAAAHAAAH!!!

You shall all pay. Yes, soon, you shall all pay.
YOU FOOLS! MUAAAHAAAAHAAAAHAAAAHAAAAAAhaaa...

Okay I'm in ......
but just because of Minx and the futurama eps...
by the way I'm the deranged guy with his finger on the button of all the nukes, I don't care who or what goes up in smoke .... dont cross that line.

HEY !!
I thought that Minx was in charge of morale here not a cheerleader......whats going on with this ??
I'll nuke ya.

XenuHubbard-

I understand that you may not join me, but may I still offer an alliance against qpid? We have mutual interests of defeating him, and so I foresee a possible alliance against him.

Well it's about time you came to your senses and joined the right side! (oh and folks...he really means it about the nukes....boys and their toys - sheesh)
In order to show my gratitude I will offer my services as your humble assistant. Should you need one. ;)

Minx, I think that you already know how to press my buttons....

~begins random stop and search of all NoSoup sympathisers...~

unfortunately, all of NoSoup's followers died in interrogation due to... emm.... an accident, yeah... that will do.

Qpid, has anyone taken the role of Mad Scientist yet? I'll work for nothing if I get my own Igor. Right now I have to share one with the Evil Genius across the road.

All hail the Cavalry's arrived!!!!
Besides Chicks dig pilots!!!:cool:

I have the advantage of being able to clone chicks. And guys, for that matter. For suitable cash donations, of which our glorious leader will recieve forty percent, I will even do requests.

I'm in!!!
 

Great...I've wanted to be a 2 dollar hooker since I can remember!!!

Thanks a lot for making my dreams come true. :D

So how many are in this revolution now? Are we still superior in number than the other revolution? Bah it doesn't matter how many in the other revolution we shall prevail!!!!

We are the champions!

So I go away for a bit and come back and find all these fake armies popping up, what gives

I will offically announce my membership in qpid's army the revolution helps me take over the KC music scene. I will announce my membership during the award ceromony when we win!!!!!

Imagine:
Fist raised in the air, I as minister of Pain and pleasure and as offical motorcycle mechanic in qpid's ..... thank you for this award... (some 5 minutes later).. and you will bow to the revolution!!!!!!

Is it a deal? voting information below.

I guess I'm in. As long as there's insurance after 6 months, and I get to be the Chief Executive in Charge of Nice Guys. Sound fair?

I'm in, as long as I can go crazy in the desert and raise an army of nomads on giant worms.

I'm the Muad'dib in qpid's liberation army so we can take over the world before Microsoft does. Join the Revolution!

mmmmmmmmmm no pants

sexy

How 'bout...

I'm the Official Metal Band in qpid's liberation army so we can take over the world before Microsoft does. Join the Revolution!

Every good army needs a good imperial march tune (and someone to always be around to play it).

I'd join...but microsoft's already taken over the world. Didn't you get the memo?

can I get on top

i'm the... the... the i don't know.... :-/
that's it!! hahaa... :-p ok.. no...