Fridays are the slowest days on TFP
 

Looking at the statistics, it appears that the slowest day of the week for the TFP is Friday. I think we should try to fix that.

Did you also know that "mobster names" is the most popular search phrase that google sends our way. Go google "monster names" and see what comes up. The TFP has gotten 14000 visits based on that search term (or variants of) so far this month.

Anyways, let's make a concerted effort to make today a busy one for the TFP!

I know I won't be here between 12:20 and ~2pm today....will be having a nice lunch and belting down a few beers at Tony's.

In an effort to maximize my posting efficiency and bandwidth, I'll post this monster related pic again ...hope you don't mind, boss.

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Mixedmedia clearly has the answer in her blog to solving the Friday problem.

Monster names like Frankenstein, Loch Ness, Godzilla, and such?

Or more unusual:

Chimera Scorpion
Cow Octopus
Fighting Porcupine
Griffon Manipulator
Infernal Thought Creeper
Jaguar Kitten
Snaretooth Striker

Or maybe a friendly monster?

http://sanseverything.files.wordpres...e-monster3.jpg

Pantless Fridays. It's an idea who's time is now. We must seize the opportunity and liberated the pantsed.

Yes! Pantsless Fridays are the future!

Hey, I did my part in the Post Yourself NOW thread...

I am now sitting here pantless but still holding my own, which sometimes I affectionately refer to as my monster, though occasionally others have disagreed.

Yes, yes you did. And gave reason for every single rookie out there to try to earn enough trust to be allowed into that area of TFP to see one of the hot mods with no pants on. And without even resorting to the "skirt copout".

Youre freakin me out again BadNick!

mobster names? i thought all mobsters were called tony?!?!

Henceforth if we are going to use Pantless Fridays to drive traffic to TFP, we must have organization. I nominate Abaya River Panties (as her mobster name) as Sergeant at Arms of the PFLF (Pantless Fridays Liberation Front).

Wow, I think I just accelerated two complete different ideas to the speed of light and aimed them directly at one another. That's an ugly collission.

Wait, mobster or monster?? :D

/me looks around for the Bugsy file...

Jazz: Just doing my part to get people posting, right? :lol:
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Sweet! Moving up in the ranks already!

Y'all need to get your asses to Iceland and cross some glacial rivers, now.

Anyone else google "monster names" and then be very confused that TFP didn't show up at all? :lol:

I rarely wear pants at home. I haven't wore long pants in over a year. If I put on my cargo shorts my dogs get all worked up as there's reason to believe they maybe going some where.

I know this was covered in another thread here...but I would like to inquire with the authorities...does wearing kilts qualify for pantless?

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...ics6/kilts.jpg
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PS:
How do we know Halx isn't just yanking our chains to stir up trouble and get us posting more without due cause...I coulda been having a boring nap right now...does anybody really know who he is? has anybody actually seen him in person?

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...owLieStats.jpg

You might be on to something.

I owe OCM? for about..hmmm.... a thousand skirts he has claimed I have blown up,
or off completely.

This Friday will definitely not be slow at ring's house.

We will Labor to have as much fun as possible for the next three days.

Peace and joy!
oh yeah...and fun mischief too.

Hey, ring? It's Friday! Do you have any idea what I did with my fucking pants?

That's okay, I don't need them.

Every day is Pantsless Friday for swishy.

ohhh yeah! *scratches ass*

im home alone for the entire weekend. so i think ill be getting drunk and walking around nude quite a bit.

Hoo-rah!

yeah..i tried that long ago,and you guys just gave me the gears......:eek:

I need some Fucking Pants, but not on Pantsless Friday.

I too prefer to be rather... liberated, when home alone. Comfy.

I think I may be needing a little wine tonight.

I got it! Let's get Fast Friday going here...

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...ridayattfp.jpg