More Literature With Henry Earl
 

THE GREAT GATSBY
As depicted by the most arrested man in America, and friends

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Don’t bring Tom.

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What?

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Don’t bring Tom.

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“Who is ‘Tom’?” she asked innocently.

The day agreed upon was pouring rain. At eleven o’clock a man in a raincoat, dragging a lawn-mower, tapped at my front door and said that Mr. Gatsby had sent him over to cut my grass. This reminded me that I had forgotten to tell my Finn to come back, so I drove into West Egg Village to search for her among soggy, whitewashed alleys and to buy some cups and lemons and flowers.

The flowers were unnecessary, for at two o’clock a greenhouse arrived from Gatsby’s, with innumerable receptacles to contain it. An hour later the front door opened nervously, and Gatsby, in a white flannel suit, silver shirt, and gold-colored tie, hurried in. He was pale, and there were dark signs of sleeplessness beneath his eyes.

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Is everything all right?

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The grass looks fine, if that’s what you mean.

What grass? Oh, the grass in the yard.
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He looked out the window at it, but, judging from his expression, I don’t believe he saw a thing.

damn I hate those nervous front doors
-----Added 22/7/2008 at 03 : 55 : 54-----
Poppinjay,
As an H.E. fan, you probably already knew about this. But in an effort to learn more about this "fascinating" person, I stumbled upon this picture of his "aura" emitting from Mt. Olympus on Mars...btw, it's the highest mountain (actually a volcano) in our solar system...and along with our friend there appears to be some molecules of Saddam Hussein mixed in for good measure.

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