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If You Woke Up With The Person Above You In Bed...
What would the first thing you say be?
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that was a great four min...ZzzzZZzzzzZZZzz ;)
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Oh Jeez, look at the time... gotta go!
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wanna smoke one now?
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*yawn...stretch* pass the bong, man.
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hey there funny-face...
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"Wow, this is uhhh.... awkward. Well seeing as we probably already got the introductions out of the way, care for another go?"
...just kidding |
I waited and waited for somebody more "my type" to be above me but I could wait no longer...so to blahblah454 I would say
"...so how's the petroleum industry in Alberta doing now adays?" |
And to which I would respond:
"Its insane how much money the companies are pumping out to increase infrastructure. BC, AB, and SK are all booming like crazy. It is a very exciting time to be in the industry. Now can you go grab me a glass of OJ and cook me some eggs?" |
gas,grass or ass man?
talk to me praire boy..........:thumbsup: *damn i miss being in Calgary.....good times* |
Dude, your ass is hairier than mine. And that property in BC you have owns Calgary any day.
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What the... why does everything smell like ass?
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I was hoping for something more fishy...ass will do in a pinch. Hey, gotta get to work now...we're manufacturing little valves as fast as we can and shipping thousands to Alberta and that region. Call me sometime.
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So let's go head out and fish that big pool under the falls today, OK?
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Make me laugh, baby.
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Ow! .... My back's all scratched and scabbed to the sheets!
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It wasn't me...I'm gentle. Musta been that crazy bitch you were with.
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