i am in a country that borders on the baltic sea, not a "baltic state..."

Finland?

no...

Poland?

not poland...

ok, first "biggie" clue...

not in scandanavia...

Are you in the Kaliningrad Oblast Russian Federation ...aka Калинингра́дская о́бласть?

no...

Are you in Germany?

St. Petersburg?

nick - yes

tully - no...

Puttgarden?

no...

Are you in Sassnitz?

Damn Puttgarden sounded so UP.

Kiel?

nick - no

tully - no

west of frankfurt au main...

How about Bremerhaven?

...that's the port of departure of the ship that brought me to the U.S. The rest is hysterical.

not a port city...

(by the way, my grandparents shipped out of bremerhaven back in 1912, on their way from eastern poland to erie, pa...)

Wiesbaden?

Dusseldorf?

tully - yes

nick - no...

you go, cowboy...

Ok go!

city?

Yes, city.

are you in the SH?


ps: we should call this the NUT game ...for Nick Unc Tully ...or if you have a superiority complex, I'm OK with TUN, UTN, TNU or UNT, but those don't roll off my tongue like NUT.

Nope, NH

Are you above 45deg latitude?

No, south of 45 Lat.

Are you in the EH?

...have you ever been to Tullytown, PA? ;)

Yes, east of PM- west of the dateline and north of the equator.

Nope, never even heard of the place until you mentioned it. Got my handle from a couple of Jimmy Buffett books- "A Salty Piece of Land" et el.

Are you in Asia?

...first time at lunch today I tried three Landshark Lagers...Jimmy Buffett's "name" brand beer. Light and refreshing, no unpleasant aftertastes, would buy again.

Yep I'm in Asia.

I'm down to not buying anything Jimmy's selling. My daughter and her husband were here in Jan. I took them out to lunch at Margaritaville Cozumel. $110 for four watered downed drinks and some crappy appetizers. When I got back I mentioned this to a friend who sent me an e-mail with an article stating Jimmy's annual income is 104 million. 2 million bucks a week, every week- he's got enough of my money. I drink Sol, but if he ever comes down here I'll pony up for show tickets. The parking lot alone at a Buffett show is worth the price of admission, IMO.

Are you west of 100 deg. longitude?


From what I hear, I will agree with you about the parking lot at his shows. There are a couple diehard Buffett fans in work so I hear a lot of stories.
I just recently found out about his enormous wealth, a LOT more than I knew. I need to look further into his business philosophy...to make sure it's compatible with my beer drinking philosophy.

I'm east of 100.

I think I've been to every Margaritaville but the one in Vegas. The first one I went to was Key West and it was alright but not great. Each one after that seemed to get more on cost and less on quality. Grand Cayman was obscenely costly but at least it has a water slide and pool. Plus the drinks had actual tequila in them. Cozumel broke it for me. I swear the drinks were so bad a 7-11 lime Slurpee and some Mad Dog 20/20 would have been an improvement. Make all the money you want, I have no problem with that- just don't do it trying to sell me shitty products.

oh no, there goes tokyo?

go go godzilla...

jb only sold the franchise rights, didn't he?

Not Tokyo.

Here's hint:

No need to praise the Lord
Nor pass the ammunition
Look to Loesser
For your next submission


I have no idea if he sold the rights, sounds like the way things are done anymore. I just know I've not been pleased with anything I eaten or drank at one of his trademarked restaurants.

pearl harbor isn't in asia...

Nope it's not and neither am I.

Look at songs Loesser wrote and see if any make you think of an Asian country. Heck might even be in the title.

is the city in burma?

No, think slow boat.

shanghai?

Right country, wrong city.

More British then Chinese when I was there.

hong kong?

or macao?

ahhh, I think unc has it so instead of guessing I'll go have a beer and check back later....Sam Adams this time.

Hong Kong!

I'm sitting in Ned Kelly's Last Stand Saloon in the Kowloon district enjoying a pint. One of my favorite bars ever.

Edit: Almost forgot- you're up UP.

ok, we're the fukawee?

WH?

nope...

NH?

yup...

City?

yup...

cook supper time?

yup,,,

Europe?

Tul,
I took the liberty of checking for Ned Kelly's Last Stand Jazz Bar and was surprised they have a MySpace page, the place looks awesome and I love jazz...not to mention beer and good food and people http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...ndid=100977244

yup...

let me dig out my map of Europe....

Are you in Spain?

i am in spain...

damn unc, how did I know that. I think I'm getting psycho. Or a lucky guesser.

Are you in Barcelona? We do business there and I'd sure like to go there.

been there...took a med cruise out of there a couple of years ago...but that ain't it...

Are you along the coast in Spain?

...where I hear it mainly rains on the plains, though a short storm just blew through here.

i am very, very close to a coast...

Hello mutha, hello fatha are you in... Granada?

nah, ronnie fucked that one up...

don't get me goin'...

Are you on the Mediterranean coast?

http://www.drfeelgood.de/images/0_ag_bikeride.gif

Help me Ronda?

nick - no

tully - no...

Huelva?

nope...

Bilboa?

...I'm off to a day of paintball wars with my kid...he's war'ing with his buddies, after leaving them there I'm heading heading to the track right nearby...Pocono Raceway to see what's happening. If the track is open and nobody is racing, I'll see if my little SUV can hang on the high banked 1st turn.

Is the coast you're close to the Bay of Biscay?

nick - yes, it is Bilbao

tully - yes

your turn, nick...

Damn, as soon as you said you're very very close to a coast I looked at Bilboa and even at photos and close up maps of the town. But I originally decided against it since it sort of looked like it was ON the coast, not just near it. Then when I look at other maps it looked a teeny bit inland, so I figured it can't be it but I'll say it anyway....and it was it!


OK, where in the world am I?

I'm going to say south east Pennsylvania?

If not then my next guess is...

WH?

smart ass...yes I'm sitting here in SE PA, but were playing a GAME and I'm pretending I'm someplace else far away. So....

Yes, WH.

Ya know, there's a fine line between smart ass and dumb ass. Uh, hey! Wait a minute...

Anyway SH?

It seems you're pretty smart...not sure about the smart ass part.

Nope, not SH.

canadia?

North America?

not canadia, but yes North America.

US?

mexico?

beatcha, cowboy...

gotta draw your gun faster than that, cowboy...or you'll get yourself shot...not Mexico.

Yes U.S.

city?

Well I was thinking of a city...actually a town. I think if you get generally close, it won't be too hard to figure out which town in the area I'm at since there aren't that many.

west of mississippi?

Nope, I'm east of big muddy.

On the east coast?

yes, on the east coast...the right coast.

Norfolk?

nope...I'm not in Virginia

...though I did know a Virginia that I would like to be in. When I was a young man, Viginia Bell was one of my hearthrobs and a big heartthrob she had.

Virginia "Ding Dong" Bell was a topless model and actress. She started her career in the 1950s as a burlesque dancer. Standing only 5'2" (1.57 m), her 48-inch bust was her most prominent asset. According to Celebrity Sleuth magazine, Virginia's measurements were 48-24-36. She is frequently said to have had the best body ever of any burlesque dancer or pin up model.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...cs6/vbell0.gif

apparently photobucket didn't think this was a nice pic...though I beg to differ:

http://www.streetswing.com/histburl/gif/vbell0.gif

Man, I love these vintage shots. I swear I was born a couple decades (centuries?) too late.

Are you north of Norfolk?

Yes, I'm north of Norfolk.


That makes me wonder if "Norfolk" means "Northern Folks"?...which would be strange since they seem to strongly consider themselves Southerners (in the U.S., that is)

Well, in the Navy we referred to it as "No Fuck, Vagina." Not many ladies around, though I was never actually there. One of my buddies had a picture from there on his locker. Was of a lawn sign stating "Sailors and dogs keeps off the grass." Wasn't a popular duty station, never heard one guy say "Gee, can't wait to get back to Norfolk."

North of NYC?

Seems the name has other origins-

http://www.norfolkhistorical.org/highlights/04.html

wow... I love women who are 5'2"

navy people i knew in the 60s just called norfolk "shit city..."

in a state bordering on the atlantic ocean?

yes, on the Atlantic Ocean....but south of NYC.<<<<stupid me, it is north of NYC. I've been there so many times I can't believe I screwed that up.


Thanks. I did a little search myself, but came up with the Norfolk Islanders associated with the Mutiny on the Bounty & Pitcairn Island...and I found some very interesting language they developed there, combination of Tahitian, English, natural sounds, etc.

Atlantic City?

asbury park?

nope. Wrong state. Not NJ.

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Glouchester?

Nope, not Glouchester


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city on a seacoast??