Keep it going, you'll get there.

Andros Island, Congo Town?

This is the part of TFP where we guess the islands. so i'm not technically in the "Bahamas" although I think most people would consider it to be the Islands, or towards the Bahammas. Tully was the closest with the Dominican Republic.

Haiti?

oh, a Caribbean island aye?

Haiti's probably right..but im going to say Jamaica.

Check out post #100.

HA, I skimmed right over that one. whoops!

is the primary language of this island Dutch?

well we're close so if we keep guessing the process of elimination will get us there

so I'll say Turks & Caicos Islands?

tully's haiti is the closest of the recent, but i think the dominican republic is closer...:)

the whole island of hispaniola?

Hispaniola? You crazy Treasure Island reading bastard...nope...but you're close....

st. pierre et miquelon?

Puerto Rico?

jetee: give me a city, any city :) do i need a city? you sir have chosen the correct island ;)

Thank you, pig but I do not know one city in Puerto Rico. I'll guess ... still nothing. It'd be a shame if someone else swooped in with a real city in Puerto Rico, so I'll wrap this up with a quick google search and: Aguadilla

Alright, I'll give my globe a quick spin, (I need to update my version of Google Earth) stick out my finger, and point-stop on a locale.

Where in the world is Jetty?

southern hemisphere?

No.

Europe?

Asia?

Norte Americano...

East coast?

an island?

pig: Yes.

all suceeding: No.

is the native language English?

Does the country border the Mediterranean?

Monoco? ...anyway, I'd like to be there.

North America?

SSJTWIZTA: no

pig: no

BadNick: no

Leto: no

...In addition to the country and/or region, bear in mind the capital as well. :surprised:

shot in the dark again.

Russia?

France?

Budapest

SSJTWIZTA: nyet.

pig: non.

BadNick: no. (if I truly recall where Budapest is, then both of you are within a few borders)

austria?

Prague?

And here we have discovered...

Prague, Czech Republic {Charles' Bridge}
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1141/...24bb43fc_b.jpg

Fly Safely, Tully. :)

Do they breath a sigh of relief where you are?

Wow! I really must go.

Ok, where in the hell... err, world am I?

Prague is beautiful and fun, and they have great beer.


OK ...are you in the Western Hemisphere?

Yes, I am.

OK...are you in the Northern Hemisphere part of it?

North Hem, check.

Mexico?

No, not in Mexico

Oh Canada?

U. S.?

Oh Canada? Oh no.

US? Nope.

South America?

central america?

No Pig

venezuela?

Mais leste, Uncle Phil

Columbia?

Go east young man, go east.

easter island

No, that would be west of Columbia.

Brazil?


...you aren't one of those "here-to-fore-undiscovered-by-stupid-come-lately-white-people" amazon natives that were shooting arrows at the recon airplane last week, are you?

Nope, the country I'm in is entirely within both the northern and western hemispheres.

But I like the sound of throwing arrows at tourists.

Oops. Guyana.

Sorry, still east.

I'll throw Suriname out there in case you're not following in Jim Jones' footsteps.

Not in South America.

ok... Bermuda?

Not an island.

So if it's not an island...and it's in the Northern and Western Hemispheres....and it's also not in South America or North America...Greenland? That's like a big island... heh.

I'm stumped.

ok, northern hemi...western hemi...not north...not south...not central...not an island...i'm stymied...

Hmm, lets see. West of the Prime Meridian (Greenwich) and North of the Equator, yet not in North or South America and not an island.

Let's just say I find it ironic you can't clearly see this location.

You also said it's not Central America or S. America or U.S. or Canada or Mexico, and not an island. I think that pretty much eliminates everything I can think of.

How about under the Atlantic Ocean?

way down...
below the ocean...
where, i wanna be...

the lost continent of atlantis...

Maybe this will help:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Hemisferio_Oeste.png


Olhe com cuidado.

a HA!!!

europe?

Yep! You're on the right track Uncle Phil.

ahh, you confounded my normal western hemisphere perceptions.

I'll go with Portugal

We have a winner.

I seriously figured when Brazil was eliminated and I posted "mais leste." It pretty much left one country. Then after posting I found it "ironic" that LT couldn't "clearly see this location." I thought I couldn't make it any clearer, so I posted a map.

Yer up. Mr. Bad.

OK. Where in the world am I? clue: I don't see Waldo here.

Southern Hemisphere?

no, not s.h.

Hmm, Can't see Waldo and in the N.H?

The Western Hemisphere?

no, not the w.h.

Do you speak Japanese?

No I don't, but I own three Japanese cars...but what does that have to do with where I am? ;)

another clue since it relates to do with your question: while I am sure the residents there don't speak Japanese, the Japanese language has a connection to this place

Hawaii?

Edit: Gez! now I'm doing it. Hawaii's in the WH which you stated you're not.

Philippines?

as you said, not Hawaii. Also not the Philippines.


edit: bed time for bonzo. So throw out some guesses and I'll address them in the morning, eastern time morning that is, western and northern hemisphere, in the U.S., PA, near Philadelphia.

Korea?

no, not Korea. Here's another clue: not China.

I hope you worldly travellers don't loose patience, but I'll be offline until after lunchtime today ...Eastern U.S. time.

Hmm, island?

not an island. Do I have to hand you this on a plate, or what?

Guess so, your clues are flying past me. I thought I was spoon feeding Lisbon too.

Waldo unseen.
Japanese has something to do with it.
North Eastern Hem.
Not an Island.

Shot in the dark...

Myanmar (Burma)

and the drum roll................................................not Myanmar :(

when I said "plate" that was a clue

Well, plates can be made out of china, but you said not China. It's not an island. Thai food is popular, and it can be handed to you on a plate. So... I'll go with Thailand.

* although, I don't know how the waldo or Japanese references fit in. Except during WWII, Japan had conquered the area.

dear Leto, your circuitous logic is interesting, but wrong. Not Thailand.

Think plates.....wet plates

hmmm....plates... plate techtonics.... underwater earthquake zone.... ergo wet plates.... pacific rim of fire... could be any unmentioned country along that seismically active zone... Russia. I'm thinking the Kamchatka peninsula

mongolia...

I like that logic, but Waldo and Japanese seem missing to me. Though I know jack shit about "Kamchatka."

I'm stumped.

weren't waldos a type of munition in WWII? and getting back to the Japanese, weren't they all over that area in the 1930's & '40's? conquering Korea, Manchuria, Sakhalin Islands (near Kamchatka)

aggghhh... Ok I give.

forget about the "waldo" thing. I just threw that out there without any thought whatsoever. The plate tectonics idea is right on the money. Think about that concept in that area and you can get figure it out. Nudder clue: think plate tectonics under water...get it = wet plates.

guam?

tibet?

Not tibet. that's not underwater.


Wait a minute... maybe you aren't on dryland. Maybeyou are under water. Therefore not on an island.... How about the Marianas Trench?

(that would make Phil's Guam guess fairly close, except it's an island)

Guam's an island.

Tibet, lot's of high ground pushed up by plates.

What about Kathmandu?

i like this, too...

gotta learn to think outside the box more...