Yes, but what does it MEAN!
 

Pick a 50 cent word and give it the meaning it should have:

Hysteresis: Network conniptions

Alternately, pick a definition and give it a word:

Female to Male sex change operation: Addadictomy
Male to female: Lopitophomy

excommunication: hang up the phone on somebody

serindipidy: to use as a dip, or to dip into an organic compound with the formula HO2CCH(NH2)CH2OH, which is one of the 20 naturally occurring proteinogenic amino acids.

cynical: most likely to sin

sober: unwilling to have fun

onomatopoeia: emulating the sound of a stream of urine

Defenestration: to remove the Windows operating system from a computer.

(not original to me)

hypothesis

...scientific ideas about hippos; alt. def.: overstated ideas that are blown out of proportion

excommunication: Yelling at your former spouse.

addendum: a house-full of idiotic roommates.

philanthropist - uncle phil was a young superhero aficianodo

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...se74Anthro.jpg

ya know? that could be ME! and ya know what else? if i can do that, praise will rain down upon me, good things will be said about me, and i will be a prince in our realm...

Phil... your hair is so luxurious...

Paradox - The paragraph's lazy cousin, who thinks it's cool to have an "x" in his name.

charlatan - unique chain of French sunburn salons (not tanning, sunburn)

Cantaloupe - the inability to spontaneously commit.

decimated - converted to the Metric System

Bellwether - Dark with occasional ringing.

Charlatan: A chain of South American BBQ restaurants.

Osmosis: The ability to think you're in Oz when you're really not

lipstick - a disease carrying, blood sucking insect that prefers sensuous puffy lips.

taxidermist - an IRS employee whose job is the final review of tax returns, looking for opportunities to skin taxpayers alive.

Floccinaucinihilipilification:

"Take one tablet at bedtime: In the morning you will wake up;
flossed, depilated, toned and on the beach of your dreams, for eternity."