Fuck I say, FUCK!
 

Fuck. Seriously. Fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck.

As you were.

You cut me any slack,
and I'll fucking kill you.

What's the big fucking deal bitch?

Oh fuck off, you magnificent fucker!

for unlawful carnal knowledge?

Can we take this out in the f**king alley?

You assholes are slithering in the shitty gutters with all this fucking vulgar language. Get a fucking life!

This must be a recent picture of you bitches and bastards

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...2/septtank.gif




ahhh, thanks, I needed that.

fuck shitty fuck-fuck
Two Bits!

shit piss cunt cock sucker mother fucker tits fart turd and twat...

(I fucked your mom)

I love that song

No it is you that is fucked.

http://www.timeout.com/img/35025/w513/image.jpg

foxtrot uniform charlie kilo...

now that's my kinda fucking word..........

Fuck that shit.

no...phuque DISS pschitt...

fuck u.p., dat jon don't even sound right.


Around Philly mostly #3 is too popular, but urban dictionary has #6 as:

6. Jon
Known to titty fuck goats while getting a reach around from a squirrel.

I heard you got a Jon last night.

Let's all fuck.

For the fucking good of fucking manfuckingkind.

Fuckin' A........
..........
......
.....
...
..
XYZ.

As an acquaintance of mine said after a great deal of Scotch and Peruvian marching powder, some decades ago: " The world is my fucking oyster. Fuckity fuck fuck."

fuckin' raw ...eat it raw.

If you fucking kids don't stop fucking around right now, I'll turn this fucking car around right fucking now!

Oh man, this fucking fucker's fucking fucked. Fuuuuuuck.

Fuck you, you fuckin fuck

Fuck the fuckers, and the fuckers who fucked them!

love, peace, joy to all

What the fuck???

http://digital.library.upenn.edu/wom.../arden/73.jpeg

I say! Fuck! My good woman, what manner of fucknuggetry be this?

Good ole fucking Victorian porn FTW!

All this filthy Fokken language, makes me want to Peuk.

Fuck. Hey, it is fun.

My new favorite thread.

i smile,
under the fuckery of it all.

we are truly fucked...

titty fuck is still fucked but pretty fucking good for a change of pace ...fuckin' right!

Well, quite frankly, I don't give a flying frak!

Points to those who know where that one's from.

And to the spirit of the thread: I FUCKIN' LOVE YOU GUYS!

Yeah, I know. But it's great no matter how many times you've seen it.

I miss him so fuckin' much, why the fuck can't he be here right now..
it's ripping my fucking heart out...oh...FUCK!..it hurts..fuckin' emotions..
Fuck a bunch a cryin and shit...now my eyes
are all fuckin' red and puffy...I look fuckin' pathetic and ugly...
where the fuck did I put the Visine?

edit...(ring, calm the fuck down and get a fuckin' hold of yourself.)

I don't have a fucking clue what is going on in this fucking thread.

This is one definitely fucking fucked up fuck thread ...which is a fucking good thing.

Fucking Monday fucking sucks. Fuck it.

Furious, I believe that's a Battlestar Galactica reference, correct?


Now, my personal addition:

"What's your name?"

"Fuck you. That's my name."

I just logged in, and I cant believe you fucking fuckers are still fucking at this fucked up fucking fuckfest.

They fuckin spelled sentence and incompetence fuckin wrong...
the fucktards....

FinePoints, you are fuckin' correct.

"Shirly talks too fucking much."

fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckd fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfukcufpo


was going good there for a bit....

Any other assholes in here notice that the fuckin' douche bag who started this thread has been conspicuously absent since post #1? This fucktard must think he can come in here and spew his evil fucking demon seed on us and we'll just follow along like a bunch of fucking lemmings. Fuck that shit!

Who the fuck are you, you fuck, fucking calling a fucking douche bag, eh, fucko?

Fuck me... Some fucking people.

I know ...I'm fucking sorry, did not intend to fucking offend any other fucking asshole. Fuck me :(

fuck.
seriously.
right now.
all of you.
fuck!

fuck this shit........i'm fuckin' outta here.

mm....somebody is fucking with my head...

gotta keep my fuckin' cool.

how the fuck is everyone?

I just spent a bunch of fucking money buying text books.

FUCK I'm pissed.

i got to do fucking school work.

fucking govnt history. i should have been fucking good in highschool! fucking resource officer! im glad i told the fucker to suck my balls!

fuck! i need a better fucking job though.

By the way did you ride in on a horse?

it was a fucking pony.

know yer animals.

what the fuck???

What the fuck indeed.

Fuck I'm fucking tired as fuck.

This is a fucking disgrace. Tossing a single Anglo Saxon Monosyllable around like it fucking meant something. No fucking way!

It's a clusterfuck, I say verily unto you. A fuckwitted, lackafuckingdasical, grabasstic instance of shitsmithery. Show some fucking craft. Unfuck yourselves. Rise to the fucking occasion and fuck like you've never fucked before.

Now that is a fucking challenge that's worth a fuck.

I'm virtually speechless at the moment so I'll take the graphics route, and in honor of next Monday I'll call my presentation Cinco de Fucko:

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...3/Fuck_you.jpg
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...eah-i-20do.jpg
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...cs3/fuck-1.jpg
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...pics3/fuck.gif
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...72dpi_20cm.jpg

The conversation seems to have malfucktioned. Maybe it has an infucktion. In that case we should give it some penis illin.

cinco de what?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...ephil/mayo.jpg

You fucking turd head. I said fucking sink-o-de-mayo as in fucking sink full of fucking mayo. Have a nice fucking day.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...-O-De-Mayo.jpg

fuckballs...fucknuts.....fuckfruit

Also Nacho Fuckchips, with the spicy flavor of Ass.

Fuqwad abu Bugr - Arabic Pornstar.

Tempus Fuckit

by Tina Louise

Fuck
Fuck your “shock and distress” false
Display of feined dismay
At death disaster and decay

Fuck your UN moral-ised
Publicised stance, merry dance
Of words that bow to circumstance

Fuck your stinking attitude of gratitude
For diplomatic servitude
Whilst death intrudes on life

Fuck this theatrical barbarical
Unilateral act of farcical
Response so bad it’s laughable

Fuck this pretence of humanity
Fuck this ignorance of reality
Fuck this totality

Fuck this idiotic patriotic
Vitriolic dialogue
By spinning cogs
And demi-gods
In UN office blocks

Fuck this art of diplomacy
Negotiated greedily
In sound bitten media-cy

Fuck this distraction
From the action of mothers driven
To destruction
Holding shrapnel ridden
Babies
Screeching screaming wailing daily
Caught within the web of war
Little lives that smile no more
Families ripped and torn
Hatred fuelled and hatred born

Fuck


.........................................and since you can never get enough fucking:

Just Some Fucking Poem

Fuck you.
Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.
Fuck you and you and you and you and
Everyone at once.
And Fuck me.
Fuck me here and now.
Fuck me running.
Fuck me running with a chainsaw.
Fuck me hanging from the rafters.
Fuck me between a rock and a hard place.
Fuck me when I'm not looking.
Fuck me unprotected.
Contrary to the surgeon general, the studies, the medical board
Contrary to common fucking sense.
It's OK, cause I don't give a...

Fuck.

So what is the deep philosophical meaning here?
What light have I turned on in your mind, your heart, your soul?
Fuck if I know.

S.D. 5/4/94

Fuck! The fucking mouth on Ginger.

As long as were into versifuckification....

Fuck L Ron Hubbard and
Fuck all his clones.
Fuck all these gun-toting
Hip gangster wannabes.
Learn to swim.
Fuck retro anything.
Fuck your tattoos.
Fuck all you junkies and
Fuck your short memory.
Learn to swim.
Fuck smiling glad-hands
With hidden agendas.
Fuck these dysfunctional,
Insecure actresses.
Learn to swim.

/ See you down in Arizona Bay

fuckin' racoon came in the fuckin' yard last night..........and my fuckin' dogs weren't impressed.

big fuckin' fight went down.........the racoon didn't make it,but the fucker got some good dings in.........now i have to take my fuckin' dogs to the vet.


stay the fuck outta my yard you fuckin' racoons!!!!!!!!!!!

Some clever little, (I wanna say evil,) fucker must of invented Burdocks.

My poor dog has been the most patient little fucking trooper,
as I have spent the last two fucking hours,
pulling out the tenacious fucking burdocks out of his fur.

FUCK...

how you fuckers doing today? It's a gorgeous fucking day outside here in the Philafuckindelphia area.

It's fucking freezing here! Fuck, it's only going to be 85 today instead of that fucking inferno of 96 we had yesterday. Those weather gals are total fuckers.

Absofuckingloutly. Makes me want to go see Hector Elizando play the fuck out of his guitar with the Philedelphia Fucking Philharmonic.

/ obscure young doctors in love reference

Oh F word F word F word.
My oldest Lava lamp developed a crack in the top and is no no longer usable unless I figure out how to fix it.

My favorite red one too, a picture of the dalai llama sits behind it,
and I put all the red veteran's day poppies alongside it as well..

Oh F.

My kids used to call it the "curse finger" when they were younger

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...ursefinger.jpg

now they just throw the random "fuck" around in their speech like it's just another word, and it pisses me the fuck off!!! These kids now adays have no fucking respect!...scumy rugrats


PS: they have a few lava lamps in their room, so all is not yet lost.

got a fucking headache!

Some fucking people need everything handed to them on a platter. If you have a fucking
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...headache21.jpg

take a fucking aspirin
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...377article.jpg

best fucking regards,
Dr. BadBadJujuNick your neighborhood Voodoo witch doctor.

fuck

Absofuckinloutly. War would be infuckinexcusible.

wow.......JB and aspirin.......fucking brilliant

fuck this and fuck you.

give em' a middle finger response.

ok, please don't be offended, but in the spirit of the "fuck" thread...


FUCK!!! Who the fuck do you all fucking think you fucking are? Fucking look at fucking me... I'm all fucking fuckity-fuck saying fuck! Fucking look at fuckin me every-fucking-body! I'm on fucking TF-fucking-P and I can fucking say FUCK!... you fucking fuck-faced motherfucking fuck-ass sons of fucking mother-fucking ... oh just fucking fuck-off and go fuck your fuckass TFP-fucking selves, motherfuckers!

I'm not proud of myself

I say, did someone say Fuck? I'd rather enjoy a good fuck just about now. I had fuck dreams last evening, and I'd be delighted with some fucking.

/ though I'd surely settle for fellatio.

^ what the fuck is that all about? Fuck this shit...and get the fuck out of here. There is hardly anything fucking worse than trying to pan off some fucking spam as good old porn. Fuck you.

I bet that felt fucking good to say that.

Fuck this fucker fucking around with this porn-fucking-bullshit. Way to fucking slap this fucker's fucking ass! Fucking Bad-fucking-Nick is our fucking hero!

fuckingratfuckingfuckerfuck

Fuck

what the fuck?

Fuck me sideways with a chainsaw... do I look like Mother Fucking Theresa to you?


Seriously...what the fuck, mates?

Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?

just had to drop a FUCK in here...........



FUCK!!!!

fuck fuck fuck
okay

Yeah?
Well fuck you! You too. Yes, you. Fuck you, sir. And you, you, and you. Fuck you very much. Fuck her. Fuck him. Fuck each and every one of them in every orifice then cut more and fuck them too. Fuck her sideways, her in the ear, him and the horse he rode in on.

Don't fuck with me, though, or I'll fuck you up. I'm a bad motherfucker, and I am looking for a bad mother.

And while we're at it, a word to flight attendants everywhere, from George Carlin, to me, and now to you: Pre-suck my Genital Situation.

well fuck me runnin'

this thread is still kickin'.

this is fucking great Top...........:thumbsup:

I was soooo ready to post this. You beat me to it. This has got to be one of my all time favorite youtube videos.

That's a lot, Fly. From you, that means a fuckload. :)

aww man.......you're fuckin' shittin' me..........

No shit. Your nobody's fuckwit.

i did. twice today, actually.
and aren't you all fucking jealous. :lol: